Is this just a wild idea?

1. 2023-12-02 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #1
   Kafka sweaty
   I have a feeling my sister's sociopath fiance could become a threat to me in the future. He spat at me one time and pretended it was an accident. Anyway, since he has violent and daredevil tendencies, what if I challenge him to a sword-fight (blunted blades) and then accidentally maim him? I feel like there's a 50% chance he'd agree to it, like he may see through my plot. I really want to sword-fight someone.
2. 2023-12-02 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #2
   Kafka sweaty
   He does IT work so he doesn't really need his legs.
3. 2023-12-02 at 6:36 PM UTC

   #3
   Kafka sweaty
   He used to break into peoples houses and zap them with a stun gun so I feel like I have to go on the offensive with someone like that.
4. 2023-12-02 at 6:36 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   How do you accidentally spit at some one?
   Yeh just chef him up anyways.
   
   Knife crime sentences are shit anyway, although you might get a big sentence if you stab him FYI
5. 2023-12-02 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #5
   Kafka sweaty
   There won't be any stabbing. They're having a medieval themed wedding so he probably would be interested in sword-fighting. I'll buy him a sword as a wedding gift.
6. 2023-12-02 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by Kafka There won't be any stabbing. They're having a medieval themed wedding so he probably would be interested in sword-fighting. I'll buy him a sword as a wedding gift.

   
   So no police then?
7. 2023-12-02 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #7
   Kafka sweaty
   Probably my family never speaking to me again which is a plus.
8. 2023-12-02 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #8
   Kafka sweaty
   He used to run with some crowd, said he saw someone get their hand chopped off once. So I wouldn't be surprised if he cut off peoples fingers when he broke into houses.
9. 2023-12-02 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #9
   Kafka sweaty
   He speeds and drinks drives with the kids in the car, putting my family at risk of being maimed so he probably deserves it.
10. 2023-12-02 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #10
    Kafka sweaty
    He's probably killed them in a parallel world.
11. 2023-12-02 at 8:11 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Probably
12. 2023-12-04 at 12:30 AM UTC

    #12
    Kafka sweaty
    An eerie thought just hit me. I related to this fictional character when I was 13 and adopted their name as an alias for 7 years. In the book they planned to maim them and it's almost the same inner monologue.
13. 2023-12-04 at 12:32 AM UTC

    #13
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm wondering if it's the book that caused me to think like this.
14. 2023-12-04 at 12:35 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka I have a feeling my sister's sociopath fiance could become a threat to me in the future. He spat at me one time and pretended it was an accident. Anyway, since he has violent and daredevil tendencies, what if I challenge him to a sword-fight (blunted blades) and then accidentally maim him? I feel like there's a 50% chance he'd agree to it, like he may see through my plot. I really want to sword-fight someone.

    
    I'd steer clear of him, if he's already engaged to your sister it looks like he is here to stay for a while, so you might as well try to stay on his good side and also avoid him. Hurting him in a sword fight wouldn't do anything but put him in the ER for a week or 2 and make him absolutely furious with you. Also if he has violent tendencies and you hurt him, he may just chimp out on you and hurt you too.
15. 2023-12-04 at 12:35 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka I have a feeling my sister's sociopath fiance could become a threat to me in the future. He spat at me one time and pretended it was an accident. Anyway, since he has violent and daredevil tendencies, what if I challenge him to a sword-fight (blunted blades) and then accidentally maim him? I feel like there's a 50% chance he'd agree to it, like he may see through my plot. I really want to sword-fight someone.

    
    that depends on whos dick is bigger. if his cock is really big it might knock you out...or if he accidentally sticks it in your asshole you might have a mr-hands tragic ending. no pun intended. or was...same difference
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    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2023-12-04 at 12:36 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka He used to run with some crowd, said he saw someone get their hand chopped off once. So I wouldn't be surprised if he cut off peoples fingers when he broke into houses.

    
    you should fuck his fiance which would cause him to break up with her for cheating.
    
    then you can have her all to yourself
17. 2023-12-04 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #17
    Kafka sweaty
    It's messed up but I'm slightly happy that I'm still me, there's some of my early identity left.
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18. 2023-12-04 at 12:47 AM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by infinityshock that depends on whos dick is bigger. if his cock is really big it might knock you out…or if he accidentally sticks it in your asshole you might have a mr-hands tragic ending. no pun intended. or was…same difference

    
    What does a mr hands tragic ending look like or consist of?
19. 2023-12-04 at 1:19 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat What does a mr hands tragic ending look like or consist of?

    
    grab your ankles and give me your best smile and ill show you
20. 2023-12-04 at 2:46 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I want to hug your autism