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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh okay. Well, I'm a Sagitarrius. I wanted to see if I could relate to what is supposedly said about that zodiac sign but I couldn't relate to those things.

    Sagittarius and Capricorn came to mind but I think you may have given me a hint before about when your birthday was.
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    The signs I get along with are Aries, Taurus, Pisces, Aquarius, Sagittarius and Libra though it always ends in carnage with Libra.
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    Originally posted by Michael Myers Just for fun, do you think you could guess what my zodiac sign is? Pro-tip: it's not Libra. It's kind of a little experiment to see if this zodiac sign stuff is kinda legit or not.

    No because I haven't known people from each sign or at least I'm not aware if I have.
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    It's not legal here but people smoke weed at pubs, in the smoking area.
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    This made me cringe. Things are different in N.I:

    420 friendly on their Tinder profile, hostels, internet friends, the pub!, snapchat, the crackhead corner...
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    Kind of exhausted but just took a smart drug and plan to stay up all night reading a Python ebook, there's 30 hours left so you can sense my despair. I feel kind of stiff and uncomfortable, eye strain and just ill from energy drinks so who knows how long I'll last.
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    I should be getting ready now but instead am going to paint fairy stencils on this wall. It needs painted anyway.

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    I have a crush on Hamlet now.


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    https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2024/jan/22/skibidi-toilet-youtube-series-viral
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    What to wear today. I feel like DCs, skinny jeans with rips at the knees and a grey crop t-shirt. That style is outdated though sighs.
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    I hate waking up and there being no Monster left in the fridge. I feel like a vampire thirsting for blood, water doesn't make the thirst go away.
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    Originally posted by Michael Myers KMFDM reminds me of school shootings because it's the band that (one of) the Columbine shooter(s) loved.

    That's what I think about when I fap.
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    Pencil dicks don't look nice and aren't what I prefer but they're actually really good.
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    Originally posted by Michael Myers The amount of men who are so preoccupied with their size to the point they’ll go as far as to getting fillers, surgery and/or doing manual exercises for years is perplexing to me.

    If they have a medical condition, like a micropenis, then I could understand but most guys doing these things are average, or slightly below average, or even above average and yet they still want more.

    They want to be as big as possible, even if it means hurting their partners. They consider it to be an ego boost if they hurt them and actually get off on it. They’re so toxic.

    I didn't know that about the last part. I wouldn't want above 7 inches or under 5. Guys w bigger dicks can be bad at sex.
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    Be funny if a bunch of you became as obsessed with dermal fillers as I am.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    https://www.drvclinic.co.uk/non-surgical/scrotox/
    https://www.drvclinic.co.uk/non-surgical/penis-enlargement-london/
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    Originally posted by A College Professor i had no idea about this but now i cant get it out of my head, jeard

    I wouldn't get it personally because I'm already hypersensitive and that doesn't feel good. I wonder if it can make people too sensitive.
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    Christ. https://www.drvclinic.co.uk/non-surgical/vaginal-rejuvenation-o-shot-g-shot/
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