Posts by smokemon

1. 2022-04-15 at 2:03 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   smokemon Houston
   Raccoons are also little chicken-killing mischievous bastards.
   They always find a way in eventually.
   When they get in the coop, they don't just kill one bird and run off, it's like a serial killing lunatic on a murder spree.
   
   If I ever have chickens again I need to fashion a cement bunker for them, like those world war two pillbox machine gun nests.
   
   But even if you do something crazy like that so they're safe during the night, giants hawks and coyotes are still going to pick them off here and there when they're out during the day.
   
   Poor chickens.
   
   
2. 2022-04-15 at 12:24 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   smokemon Houston
   You can jiggle jiggle jiggle, you can dance dance dance,
   but the last drop of tinkle always ends up in your pants.
   
3. 2022-04-15 at 12:16 AM UTC in Most ignored poster
   smokemon Houston
   I like vinny. His posts amuse me.
   
   Sort of like the bacteria in our intestines, maybe not always in the front of your mind and yet weirdly necessary to your health.
   
   
4. 2022-04-14 at 3:31 AM UTC in Words you love, Words you hate
   smokemon Houston

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Love words;
   
   Petunia

   
   Hmm, interesting.
   I'm not quite sure how I feel about "petunia."
   'Tis a weird word.
   
   Love:
   
   Loaf
   Nugget
   Slurp
   Spank
   
   Hate:
   
   Chime
   Hogwash
   Ranch
   Sasquatch
5. 2022-04-13 at 7:34 AM UTC in Words you love, Words you hate
   smokemon Houston

   Originally posted by aldra today I like the word rancor

   
   
   
   
6. 2022-04-13 at 7:29 AM UTC in What’s fat, black and white and waddles?
   smokemon Houston
   Plot twist: this is what penguins are thinking when they waddle.
   
   
7. 2022-04-13 at 7:09 AM UTC in Words you love, Words you hate
   smokemon Houston

   Originally posted by Sudo Sauce

   
   It really batters my fish stick how it's written to sound like "saw-kee" but you actually pronounce it "soss."
   
   Also, "Wreathe" and "breath." How does the beginning letter change the rest of the word so much?
   Why not just say it how it's written like Ree-ath / Bree-ath.
   Or just write "reeth" and "breth"
   
8. 2022-04-13 at 6:59 AM UTC in Words you love, Words you hate
   smokemon Houston

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny Hate:
   
   burgeoise

   
   Horrible word.
9. 2022-04-12 at 5:37 PM UTC in Words you love, Words you hate
   smokemon Houston
   Love:
   
   Bequeath
   Smarmy
   Gossamer
   Typhoon
   
   Hate:
   
   Yowl
   Spurn
   Quibble
   Teepee
10. 2022-04-12 at 5:27 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    smokemon Houston
    ^ I see you are a man of culture.
    Only cool kids know about One Night in Bangkok.
    
    Listening to that, I just now realized that "If you're lucky then the god's a she" is a reference to Thai ladyboys.
11. 2022-04-12 at 6:38 AM UTC in Do you piss in the toilet or sink?
    smokemon Houston
    I usually pee outside.
    Even if you are a Black Ops pisser and shoot your shot down the side of the bowl, it still splatters everywhere.
    Eventually the nether regions of your toilet will be coated in the dreaded dark orange piss-smegma.
    I suppose sitting down to pee would mostly fix that, but is highly gay.
    
    Women: "Me so jelly! You can pee anywhere!"
    Men: "With great power comes great responsibility"
12. 2022-04-12 at 6:25 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    smokemon Houston
    Man I have so many good memories of AYAOTD.
    One of my good friends and I still occasionally reference the show when talking to each other on the phone.
    Remember the black guy's name in the Super Specs episode was "Weeds."
    The Phone Police episode still crosses my mind to this very day. Pesky evil government* agencies.
    
    
    
    PS
    I tried to type Alf-a-bet agencies, but Lanny's silly word changer machine turned it into "betabet."
13. 2022-04-12 at 1:52 AM UTC in Do you drink from the faucet or sink?
    smokemon Houston
    I only drink water from muddy puddles on the side of the road.
14. 2022-04-12 at 1:49 AM UTC in Random image thread
    smokemon Houston
    Dear Sir,
    
    I regret to inform you that you failed to crack the code.
    
    Sincerely,
    smokemon
15. 2022-04-11 at 11:53 PM UTC in Words you love, Words you hate
    smokemon Houston
    Love:
    
    -Vestibule
    -Ointment
    
    Hate:
    
    -Rapscallion
    -Misdemeanor
16. 2022-04-11 at 9:07 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    smokemon Houston

    Originally posted by aldra DYM - Invalid
    
    wish there was something like DYM still around

    
    That style of music really takes me back to my old Rebel Renegade™ days.
    
    It kind of reminds me of these songs.
    
    
    
    
17. 2022-04-11 at 4:20 AM UTC in What if your parents named you "Son Antonio" and your brother "Son Francisco"?
    smokemon Houston
    What if we couldn't squeeze out turds without the help of a horse?
    Where it would have to insert its penis into our shit-full ass.
    When it did, it's urethra would fan out, open up and suck up our turd matter.
    Then the horse would withdraw the penis, do a little shimmy, and lay our turd out its dick?
18. 2022-04-11 at 4:06 AM UTC in Random image thread
    smokemon Houston
    This image contains a coded message.
    
    CAN YOU CRACK THE CODE???
    
    
    
19. 2022-04-10 at 6:49 AM UTC in Pervix the little blue worm
    smokemon Houston
    I found a pink worm last fall.
    
    I tried to ask her name but she spoke Chinese and I didn't understand anything she said.
    
    
20. 2022-04-10 at 6:08 AM UTC in Pervix the little blue worm
    smokemon Houston
    Was he a pervert?
    
    ...Is he in heaven now?