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LOl just for shits and giggles I googled niggas in space and found this gem.
Space Nigga A state of mental authority (and popularity) that one receives in the ghetto after completing several tasks that one would consider tough or impossible, but very rewarding.
It is one of the highest ranks in the nigga kingdom, followed by galaxy nigga and universe nigga.
The title of "THE Space Nigga" is currently held by a south Florida man, who has achieved the title by having sexual intercourse with a bitch at a party, went outside with his junk hanging out, changed his condom and yelled out "Round two bitch!", just before entering the room and closing the door.
He has then given the title of "Space Nigga General" to four of his trusted foot soldiers.
It is rumored that The Space Nigga is planning to consume a large portion of the worlds weed to transcend into an almost god-like state of mind, and thus become "The Galaxy Nigga". He has already chosen who will become "The Space Nigga" In the time of his evolution or assassination.
The lore of The Nigga kingdom is similar to that of Star Wars. As of 2007, the Space Nigga Empire has been i na constant and violent war with any and all House Niggas. D-Rock was awarded the Medal of True Niggas by THE Space Nigga for successfully taking over a local "House Nigga" Base. by Space Nigga Association March 28, 2008
The film follows a group of intergalactic homosexual black men from the planet Anus, who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Using rayguns, they proceed to eliminate females one by one from Earth, eliciting gratitude from the previously oppressed male population.[1] Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a "Gay Ambassador" to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life.
Modern toothpastes in modern stores have abrasives in them. Every time you brush with it you're polishing away your tooth enamel bit by bit. If you eat a really acidic meal that softens up your enamel immediately prior to brushing, like a salad drenched in lime juice or wet sloppy spaghetti with piping hot tomato sauce, the abrasive effect is amplified. By the way, "whitening toothpastes" = extra abrasives. They mainly work by scrubbing off the stained layer of enamel. I would highly recommend never letting a dentist polish your teeth with those little rubber bits and the gritty sand shit.
Originally posted by smokemon
Modern toothpastes in modern stores have abrasives in them. Every time you brush with it you're polishing away your tooth enamel bit by bit. If you eat a really acidic meal that softens up your enamel immediately prior to brushing, like a salad drenched in lime juice or wet sloppy spaghetti with piping hot tomato sauce, the abrasive effect is amplified. By the way, "whitening toothpastes" = extra abrasives. They mainly work by scrubbing off the stained layer of enamel. I would highly recommend never letting a dentist polish your teeth with those little rubber bits and the gritty sand shit.
modern teethbrushes also have abrasives encrusted into their bristles.
