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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    Tangentially, in your wash basket, do you have:

    1. Fragrant moist cotton panties.
    2. The full-week-worn piss soaked panties of a barely conscious inebriate.
    3. Large off-white y-front underpants with yellow staining up front and skid marks from regular 'touching cloth'.

    if #3 can you hit me up in dm please?
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka she's serious and idk what to do girls scare the shit out of me and i always say the wrong thing

    if he's a tranny, why are you using 'she' and referring to him as a 'girl'?
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Selling my used underpants but then not mailing them.

    you owe me 20 bucks you scammy bastard
  4. troon African Astronaut
    Guys, on an unrelated note, which one applies to you if you're passed out drunk?

    1. I can easily be roused by noise around me.
    2. I can be roused by shaking and calling my name.
    3. I can sleep through a slobbering rapist pounding my ass.

    jw
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat Its an outlet i bet all her time being teased or bullied she didnt cut or kill herself because she couodnt count down the hours till school ended and she got the living shit duked out or her by a large thick adult cock and knew it was coming wnd loved it and it was her only outlet to living or going to sxhool.

    it's like when your dick gets hard, your grammar and articulation goes to shit lol
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat Probably not she was lonely and needed an outlet and needed someone to gwt her rocks off on or let go of her frustration youre juet describing metoo weatern femibism myths or the media of the innocent girl or slut or virgin etc

    that's not an outlet. plenty kids i knew growing up had shitty life experiences and no girl ever did stuff like that unless coerced. that was lads having a laugh and being cunts

    eta: okay, one did and seemed to want to be gang banged, but she wasn't a kid at that time (maybe 17).
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Yeah it was really sad they called her 50p Vicky, she was from Lithuania, said she gave someone a bj for 50p at a bus stop.
    she was probably soft-bullied and coerced into doing that.
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Do guys really have girls they fuck just for comfort not because they’re really into them?

    It was more a statement on how much (some) guys care about what other men think. Like, they'd not be seen with some fat speccy frump like thelma even though they actually like and lust her more. Most men are stupid.
  9. troon African Astronaut
    lol, i'd have had by dick out while she was fumbling around.

    "honk the ghost clown's nose thelma!!"

    daphne was my trophy wife, but thelma was my comfy fuck. scoobie was for when there was nobody else home.
  10. troon African Astronaut
    do we get to see thelma's thicc thighs irl?
  11. troon African Astronaut
    NSA's dept for surveilling cranky old junky hippies whos dox is so old it written on fucking parchment

  12. troon African Astronaut
    no, killing yourself is stupid unless you got some degenerative illness that's unbearable. just attention seeking like you're doing is kinda like when you're a kid and you 'run away from home', except you don't actually get to come back 20 minutes later when you realize you're being dumb.
  13. troon African Astronaut
  14. troon African Astronaut
    i've noticed at least three different black guys with a distinctive smell, almost like perfume, i just assumed they all used some weird african after shave.

    but i think it's to do with pheromones. there are groups of people who each have different types of pheromones and other groups who like/hate specific pheromones, like they smell them totally different. it's not based on race, but different types are more prevalent in specific populations.

    maybe i'm hot for black dick
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sitting in dive bars watching people and the goings on is great entertainment.

    like watching the punters kick seven shades of shit out of some guy at the bar masturbating furiously with a really sad look on his face
  16. troon African Astronaut
    this time round, inflation is part of the plan. money can be printed forever, it's been proven.
  17. troon African Astronaut
    i didn't even know who she was, but i lol'd. i mean i agree, but the gag works regardless.
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo No, Persians/arabs invented algebra, not Indians. Nice try kerpal. Newton only expanded on calculus

    so on the one hand, you deny Newton credit because he based his work on prior knowledge, yet on the other you give Al Kwarismi all the credit even though he did exactly the same?

    Nice try burger, you have all the dumb blind hypocrisy of a true white american lol
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Iseedivision I would welcome that. as I'm too much a coward to do it myself I have tried in the past but I kept fucking it up and kept getting hospitalized.

    so use that to motivate you to get outside. like walk through da hood in kkk robes or masturbate at some men in a rural dive bar. get creative!
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN THO??

    inflation is high and the cost of living is rising
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