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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Remember when people said teachers having guns was a bad idea

    Yes, and it really is. Kids can be annoying as fuck.
  2. troon African Astronaut
    white. and he'll walk out of jail because of white privilege
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MLT you're either a shit-tier troll or just retarded lol

    probably just retarded.

    so where's your crazy-ass 3650day exploit? let me guess, you're not posting it now.
  4. troon African Astronaut
    it's pretty fucked up to be an ugly fat cunt, yet still be prettier than your gf
  5. troon African Astronaut
    The easiest way is to just 'Open to LAN' your own game, and figure out port forwarding on your router. Good enough for playing with friends.

    For a dedicated server, it's more involved because you don't have a GUI (you'll be using headless mode). As pedo said, you're just running a Java program, but it's a bit more involved than that. You don't need any other database or stuff.

    https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server

    If you just want the server for building worlds, you should check out Minetest too. It's similar, but free and easier to set up and manage. Last time I looked, NPCs and mobs were still a bit shit. Otherwise it's really good.
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion sheboons banging on a woman's trunk and yelling "MOVE IT BITCH"

    Clear and succinct communicators. You're just a racist.
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Yeah, I did notice that, I just decided it made almost no difference to what I had written.
  8. troon African Astronaut
    They don't serve the public, they serve the state. They'd help you or shoot you according to their orders.
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny It can be a little hard to bust your nut within the prescribed 15 second windows

    Why would you write a 15 second window into your own agenda?
  10. troon African Astronaut
    I got a DoS zero-day in a single line of pure bash script:


    sudo shutdown -h now


    Let me walk you through it.

    The 'sudo' command does stuff.

    The 'shutdown' command is self-explanatory. It shuts things down.

    The '-h' is what we call a 'flag', but I've seen it referred to as a 'parameter'.

    And the 'now' command is in there, but I don't really know what it does. DO NOT OMIT IT OR THE HACK WILL NOT WORK.

    If it asks for a password, then you're on your own. I can't help you on that bit.

    Oh, if anyone from Fin7 is reading this, can you pick up a carton of semi-skimmed from the shops on your way home?

    You're all welcome.
  11. troon African Astronaut
    You lock the door, take your hard dick out, look her straight in the eye and masturbate as menacingly as possible.

    If she doesn't freak out, you're all set for whatever you want.

    Unless you're gaye as fuck, in which case chat, caress, kiss and stuff like that.

    You're like an unusually degenerate character from a Dostoevsky novel.
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Are you maybe a schizo-posting pedo?

    A zero day multi-arch ring3 to ring0? I fucking wait with bated breath.

    I'm not sure whether to laugh or cringe.
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So every single person who has ever been murdered deserved it huh?

    I'm invested in karma, I have to accept that.
  14. troon African Astronaut
    I believe in the principle of karma, so when someone I like gets murdered I just think "huh, who'd have thought?"
  15. troon African Astronaut
    You get so much more for your money these days. Like regular 80GB updates and your console calling you a cunt.
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood shut up nigger lover you aren't white you don't understand what it's like when a lesser caste tells you the news

    the caste system is more nuanced than that, and you're a fucking dalit.
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Going to the movies and having popcorn and slurpy..

    the weird thing is, that guy could have had a blowie from a street girl for about the same money he spent on that junk, and he wouldn't have had to listen to you the whole fucking way home.
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Go back to Facebook or Instagram or whatever dumb as fuck social media you idiots use these days.

    The rest could have been summarized with a simple 'cunt'.
  19. troon African Astronaut
    I'm so tired of being vindictive vinny

    Tired as fuck of being a chinky mini

    I want to be a bitch and cook in a pinnie

    Tae stop masel bein' so scrawny and skinny


    Editor's note: you better be the scrawny little runt like I imagine you.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmG She was probably just gay

    You might be right. I haven't decided yet.
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