Posts by troon

1. 2021-10-08 at 2:19 PM UTC in Setting up a Minecraft server using __?__ OS
   

   troon African Astronaut
   The easiest way is to just 'Open to LAN' your own game, and figure out port forwarding on your router. Good enough for playing with friends.
   
   For a dedicated server, it's more involved because you don't have a GUI (you'll be using headless mode). As pedo said, you're just running a Java program, but it's a bit more involved than that. You don't need any other database or stuff.
   
   https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
   
   If you just want the server for building worlds, you should check out Minetest too. It's similar, but free and easier to set up and manage. Last time I looked, NPCs and mobs were still a bit shit. Otherwise it's really good.
2. 2021-10-08 at 12:36 PM UTC in Niggers at Walmart
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryOnion sheboons banging on a woman's trunk and yelling "MOVE IT BITCH"

   
   Clear and succinct communicators. You're just a racist.
3. 2021-10-08 at 12:26 PM UTC in Sh/Bash based malware for *Nix.
   

   troon African Astronaut
   Yeah, I did notice that, I just decided it made almost no difference to what I had written.
4. 2021-10-07 at 9:03 PM UTC in Secret American Court to punish soldier for free speech
   

   troon African Astronaut
   They don't serve the public, they serve the state. They'd help you or shoot you according to their orders.
5. 2021-10-07 at 3:39 PM UTC in Question about one night stands
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny It can be a little hard to bust your nut within the prescribed 15 second windows

   
   Why would you write a 15 second window into your own agenda?
6. 2021-10-07 at 1:16 PM UTC in Sh/Bash based malware for *Nix.
   

   troon African Astronaut
   I got a DoS zero-day in a single line of pure bash script:
   
   

   
   sudo shutdown -h now
   

   
   
   Let me walk you through it.
   
   The 'sudo' command does stuff.
   
   The 'shutdown' command is self-explanatory. It shuts things down.
   
   The '-h' is what we call a 'flag', but I've seen it referred to as a 'parameter'.
   
   And the 'now' command is in there, but I don't really know what it does. DO NOT OMIT IT OR THE HACK WILL NOT WORK.
   
   If it asks for a password, then you're on your own. I can't help you on that bit.
   
   Oh, if anyone from Fin7 is reading this, can you pick up a carton of semi-skimmed from the shops on your way home?
   
   You're all welcome.
7. 2021-10-07 at 11:29 AM UTC in Question about one night stands
   

   troon African Astronaut
   You lock the door, take your hard dick out, look her straight in the eye and masturbate as menacingly as possible.
   
   If she doesn't freak out, you're all set for whatever you want.
   
   Unless you're gaye as fuck, in which case chat, caress, kiss and stuff like that.
   
   You're like an unusually degenerate character from a Dostoevsky novel.
8. 2021-10-07 at 11:22 AM UTC in Sh/Bash based malware for *Nix.
   

   troon African Astronaut
   Are you maybe a schizo-posting pedo?
   
   A zero day multi-arch ring3 to ring0? I fucking wait with bated breath.
   
   I'm not sure whether to laugh or cringe.
9. 2021-10-06 at 8:12 AM UTC in My friend got murdered :(
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker So every single person who has ever been murdered deserved it huh?

   
   I'm invested in karma, I have to accept that.
10. 2021-10-06 at 12:23 AM UTC in My friend got murdered :(
    

    troon African Astronaut
    I believe in the principle of karma, so when someone I like gets murdered I just think "huh, who'd have thought?"
11. 2021-10-06 at 12:19 AM UTC in How does this picture make you feel?
    

    troon African Astronaut
    You get so much more for your money these days. Like regular 80GB updates and your console calling you a cunt.
12. 2021-10-04 at 1:12 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood shut up nigger lover you aren't white you don't understand what it's like when a lesser caste tells you the news

    
    the caste system is more nuanced than that, and you're a fucking dalit.
13. 2021-10-04 at 8:43 AM UTC in How the fuck do yall relax?
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Going to the movies and having popcorn and slurpy..

    
    the weird thing is, that guy could have had a blowie from a street girl for about the same money he spent on that junk, and he wouldn't have had to listen to you the whole fucking way home.
14. 2021-10-04 at 8:40 AM UTC in How the fuck do yall relax?
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Go back to Facebook or Instagram or whatever dumb as fuck social media you idiots use these days.

    
    The rest could have been summarized with a simple 'cunt'.
15. 2021-10-03 at 4:41 PM UTC in I'm so tired of being Johnny No.
    

    troon African Astronaut
    I'm so tired of being vindictive vinny
    
    Tired as fuck of being a chinky mini
    
    I want to be a bitch and cook in a pinnie
    
    Tae stop masel bein' so scrawny and skinny
    
    
    Editor's note: you better be the scrawny little runt like I imagine you.
16. 2021-10-03 at 1:15 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmG She was probably just gay

    
    You might be right. I haven't decided yet.
17. 2021-10-02 at 10:23 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmG Troon is a fucking faggot

    
    I'm going to be honest, that word hurt me. I shouldn't let it trigger me.
    
    One of my earliest memories, when I as around four or five, I was waiting in a welfare queue with my mom, and this psycho walked right up and punched her in the face saying "fucking faggot".
    
    Mom had quite masculine features, and there had been some pride event in town, this headcase had thought she was a tranny. I can remember the anger and hate in his eyes, and the blood from her face that had dripped on my hand as I clung to my mom, trying to protect her.
    
    She was screaming as he dragged her by the hair, but I think he'd realized by then her voice she wasn't a mans because he then just spat at her, repeated "faggot!" and walked off. Nobody did anything to help.
    
    It wasn't my worst, but certainly one of my earliest made up memories.
18. 2021-10-01 at 8:05 PM UTC in Will you support me if I build a boat?
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In the movie The Martian, there is a scene where he's buried the dead guys and the graves are also humped…but then the body isn't going to decay anytime soon on Mars as there isn't any bacteria…so he basically wasted his time and precious calories piling the extra dirt on top.
    
    THOUGHTS??

    
    There are bacteria in the bodies, some extremophiles. Still, as someone who was calorie counting, he had more important things to worry about. That film is even more shit that I had realised. It was fucking awful.
19. 2021-10-01 at 6:19 PM UTC in Will you support me if I build a boat?
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's 2 homes (and the 6 acres) I've given away to women now…

    
    When I read that, I got a strong but brief urge to punch you. I'm not entirely ashamed.
20. 2021-10-01 at 2:41 PM UTC in Best scene of The Simpsons?
    

    troon African Astronaut
    Homer trying to pull himself out of a tar pit.
    
    Also, the one where homer has one day to live (food poisoning?) and the only nice thing he can say to Bart for his final goodbye at bedtime is 'I like your duvet'.