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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmG Troon is a fucking faggot

    I'm going to be honest, that word hurt me. I shouldn't let it trigger me.

    One of my earliest memories, when I as around four or five, I was waiting in a welfare queue with my mom, and this psycho walked right up and punched her in the face saying "fucking faggot".

    Mom had quite masculine features, and there had been some pride event in town, this headcase had thought she was a tranny. I can remember the anger and hate in his eyes, and the blood from her face that had dripped on my hand as I clung to my mom, trying to protect her.

    She was screaming as he dragged her by the hair, but I think he'd realized by then her voice she wasn't a mans because he then just spat at her, repeated "faggot!" and walked off. Nobody did anything to help.

    It wasn't my worst, but certainly one of my earliest made up memories.
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In the movie The Martian, there is a scene where he's buried the dead guys and the graves are also humped…but then the body isn't going to decay anytime soon on Mars as there isn't any bacteria…so he basically wasted his time and precious calories piling the extra dirt on top.

    THOUGHTS??

    There are bacteria in the bodies, some extremophiles. Still, as someone who was calorie counting, he had more important things to worry about. That film is even more shit that I had realised. It was fucking awful.
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's 2 homes (and the 6 acres) I've given away to women now…

    When I read that, I got a strong but brief urge to punch you. I'm not entirely ashamed.
  4. troon African Astronaut
    Homer trying to pull himself out of a tar pit.

    Also, the one where homer has one day to live (food poisoning?) and the only nice thing he can say to Bart for his final goodbye at bedtime is 'I like your duvet'.
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson chopping down 20 trees and digging up 2x 55 gallon septic tank drums…

    That's the second time in two days you mentioned that. Makes me think that was the limit of your work. Other than digging a 5ft hole like a fucking retard instead of just dragging the corpses to the edge of you SIX FUCKING ACRES and burning them.

    Or just eating them. I fucking despair. Was your wife anything like Felicity Kendal? I'm painting an amusing picture in my mind.
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Most people grow up and move on…

    ... to teen-tier shitposting on the internet.
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat why theyre here.

    dementia
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Fucking pleb, mine's 100 TRILLION DOLLARS!
  9. troon African Astronaut
    If they don't part with coin, at least find out what they're wearing.
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Greggs bakery reintroducing the deep dish meat and potato pie.

    They tried, but nobody knows what the 'meat' was.
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny contrary to popular believes sex with children is actually very beneficial to both the child and adult involved.

    I think I'd have loved being sexually abused by an older woman, as a kid. I could be wrong, too late to find out. Fucking frigid bitches.
  12. troon African Astronaut
    a skanky trailer trash home where the only joy in life comes from sex
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked idk im generally pretty vanilla but im debating booking an escort to explore some of my less vanilla inclinations

    that was the fucking question you retarded cunt
  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie She'll appear to be crying.

    I'm guessing your fucks tend to do a lot of crying anyway.
  15. troon African Astronaut
    If you look at photos back through history, the world itself was black & white. White people often looked quite black, and black people often looked white. It was a confusing time. You can see racism only really became much of 'an issue' when the world turned color.
  16. troon African Astronaut
    White people dancing needs black music to not look cringe. Except maybe Gene Kelly.
  17. troon African Astronaut
    "Only approved followers can see @imTerenceLester’s Tweets."

    Fuck you then Terry, you black bastard.
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Feet, undies, skiddies, scat - all tangible like you'd expect from a good healthy fetish.

    16 year old, like specifically 16 year old, is weird. I'm not moralfagging, pick any number you like. It's like saying I get off on a specific count of orbits of the sun.
  19. troon African Astronaut
    <$= gpt.generate_homophobic_slur() ?>
  20. troon African Astronaut
    are you a faggot?
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