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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    I'm having nothing but sensitive moments lately. it fucking sucks.
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I don't have the same experience you would.

    You always found strangulation and sharp objects harder than expected?
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The designated shitting area is by the viewport up front.

  4. troon African Astronaut
    i heard it sank because there were pajeets on board

  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It says some man has his son with him, maybe he'd kill himself for his son.

    it'd make more sense for the father and son to kill one of the others. strength in numbers.

    blood's thicker than water. could rustle up a nice black pudding.
  6. troon African Astronaut
    I'm happy for fonaplats, despite barely knowing who fonaplats is.

    I can't shake all the fucking goodwill from christmas. I'm worried my brain might be broken.
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who needs a deal for a $2 donut?

    the fifth one is easier to manage with a 20% coupon
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny technically theyre men so nothing wrong about them being bear-chested,

    unless men witn man-boobs are also not to bear their chests, i dont see whats wrong or funny abiut this.

    nothing wrong except who wants to see man boobs? woman boobs are qualitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively better. i don't know what that means, but it sounded more appropriate than quantitatively, and is therefore quantitatively bettE44 Out of Heap

    except for my boobs, as evidenced in my pfp
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I don't believe this. Either the methodology is wrong, or the polar bear isn't detecting the seal using its sense of smell.

    the bear walked 20km without eating a seal. then ate a seal.

    qed
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ My new fetish:


    lol, so innocuous yet so grim. fascinating.
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls imma shank dat yute if he touch my kaffacakes

    she's taken mate

  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm reading this with a dramatic voice in my head and eating donuts.

    72% means you're already a better hacker than sophie
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat she started literally sucking the cock in hair when it wasnt even out yet she wanted to do this so bad at her young age guys.

    if she didn't make it at least believable to a retard, then she wouldn't have got paid
  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I've been taking estrogen supplements for about a week now. I have to so my hair will grow back and skin won't be dry. I'm just worried it will affect my mood or something. I don't want to change.

    have you bothered to check if estrogen supplements will actually cause your hair to grow back or hydrate your skin?

    also, if it affects your mood, how would you know?
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat the horse doesnt seem to be happy for some reason havinf her suck its dick i wonder why? i mean she doesnt bend it or hurt it why complain or make those noises?

    even a horse has higher standards than you.
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster It's because you're an autist. Same shit goes on with me

    Originally posted by Kafka I have no sympathy for your autistic issues.

    Originally posted by Kafka Idk I think I'm just daunted because I think I might actually live to 60 now and be alone

    i think that's a very real possibility
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Sad is wasting a life, having never accomplished anything worthwhile, unable to even support yourself… consumed with obsessing over how others perceive you, having zero meaningful real world relationships and zero self respect and spending all day bitching about it.

    sad is reflecting on things too much. e.g. the cat is at the tip of its evolutionary tree, and never once has it given a single fuck about anything.
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I don’t want to have a baby alone because I’m easily stressed and it isn’t ideal for them not to have a father. I really can’t see myself getting married though… I’m going to get my eggs frozen in future anyway

    please god no kafka. your threads could dismantle the pro-life lobby.
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Confessing to carrying a claw hammer "just in case", he was also part of a burglary gang, but maintains the group "respected" the homes they targeted.

    He wrote: "We’d never soil the beds or urinate up the walls the ways they do now." During one raid he even claims the gang stopped to cook themselves breakfast, adding: "But because we were good thieves we even washed the pots and put them back where we found them."

    Bristow is an MBE and five times darts World Champion.

    Didn't shit or piss on the beds of the houses he burgled, so he got a fucking MBE. The engerlish are one fucked up race of degenerates.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It feels weird, I don’t have to fight for survival or make something of myself, like life just got a lot boring and I won’t experience the rewarding feeling of building my own life. I can still accomplish things but feel less motivated now.

    maybe she really didn't love you after all
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