Posts by troon

1. 2022-05-06 at 9:07 PM UTC in Random image thread
   

   troon African Astronaut
   it was deliberately low effort
2. 2022-05-06 at 9:01 PM UTC in mOTHERS DAY GIFT FRED
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai I'm just getting her an Amazon giftcard because I am a thoughtless asshole. I wanted to get some flowers delivered to her too but that's expensive as fuck and I am a broke bitch who really can't afford that.

   
   you could hand-write "not an amazon gift card" on a blank piece of paper, maybe draw a picture of something she'd remember from your childhood, and it would probably be better received than your own lame-ass idea.
   
   fucking amazon gift card smh
3. 2022-05-06 at 6:04 PM UTC in Random image thread
   

   troon African Astronaut
   
4. 2022-05-06 at 1:25 PM UTC in Netflix "That 90s show"
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lodger Free https://www.today.com/today/amp/rcna26964

   
   I lied in their poll to throw their stats.
   
   ACCELERATE!!!!!!
5. 2022-05-06 at 1:12 PM UTC in If i get into fighting and gaming again
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Wariat A tendoj that holds the joint behind knee or knee bones in place. Common injury but takes 6 months ro heal id one does surgery.

   
   do you type with the foot on that leg?
6. 2022-05-06 at 10:40 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   troon African Astronaut
7. 2022-05-05 at 9:34 PM UTC in Guess how long the nail in my tire is.
   

   troon African Astronaut
   it's a size 3d, 1¼"
8. 2022-05-05 at 6:54 PM UTC in Is this normal?
   

   troon African Astronaut
   it was more my perception was fucked. time stopped making any sense, and like walking a road I knew well just felt completely unfamiliar. i remember walking past what seemed like a high fortress wall, but there's nothing like that at all on that stretch of road. both me and my gf had more or less the same experience.
9. 2022-05-05 at 6:44 PM UTC in Is this normal?
   

   troon African Astronaut
   I had weirdness like that from smoking, it was in Goa and some guys from bombay were skinning up. Someone told me they usually lace theirs with opium. Not sure if they do, but it was the weirdest smoke i ever had.
10. 2022-05-05 at 8:47 AM UTC in Random image thread
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lodger Free That is a guys hand

    
    guys legs too. calf profile, knees. he will never be a real woman etc.
11. 2022-05-04 at 10:13 PM UTC in tips on running from cops
    

    troon African Astronaut
    if you nip in to hide in a doorway or hallway, never be tempted to have a piss because the flooring is designed to drain onto the street, which will cause a stream of urine leading the cops directly to you.
12. 2022-05-04 at 6:03 PM UTC in tips on running from cops
    

    troon African Astronaut
    run into a hall of mirrors
    
    hide in a laundry basket
    
    join any parade that happens to march past
13. 2022-05-04 at 3:26 PM UTC in If Elon Musk buys Twitter
    

    troon African Astronaut
    lmao you really mad
14. 2022-05-04 at 3:23 PM UTC in If Elon Musk buys Twitter
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster i like sucking it up through a straw better anyways

    
    it was the continuation of a weak metaphor, which you literalized in an attempt to be 'shockingly offensive'
    
    lol, here of all places. the fuck are yuo, 14?
15. 2022-05-04 at 3:11 PM UTC in Half age plus 8 rule. 35 female is perfect
    

    troon African Astronaut
    a simple matter of anal hygiene?
16. 2022-05-04 at 3:09 PM UTC in Half age plus 8 rule. 35 female is perfect
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat … volunteer to help refugees or something which i wouldnt do for the purposes of grooming anyone but to actually help.

    
    in your head you'd be 'helping', in reality you'd be rubbing their genitals and telling them all about the local norms like licking ring.
17. 2022-05-04 at 2:58 PM UTC in Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training...
    

    troon African Astronaut
    it's been weird as fuck watching a nation chant their demands for a proxy war to be fought in ukraine.
    
    it wasn't even a slow build up, just like the man flicked a switch and the cattle started mooing and drinking each others shit and piss
    
    especially the right-on vegan brigade. contemptible little cunts
18. 2022-05-04 at 1:57 PM UTC in If Elon Musk buys Twitter
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? They're trying to make it less shit by verifying identities.

    
    that will just make it bland and runny shit, not the firm stool it currently is.
19. 2022-05-04 at 1:48 PM UTC in If Elon Musk buys Twitter
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? What's good about bots on Twitter?

    
    i don't use twitter, it's fucking shit.
    
    you're too invested in a website retard lol
20. 2022-05-04 at 1:06 PM UTC in If Elon Musk buys Twitter
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Using your real identity on the internet is fucking cringe

    
    Then how are they supposed to relate your data without proper primary ids? The good thing about aggregate data is it's really fucking useful with primary keys.