Posts by troon

1. 2022-05-04 at 12:57 PM UTC in If Elon Musk buys Twitter
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You might as well be a bot.

   
   what's wrong with bots? e.g. wariat is a real person, posts like fuck, and makes no sense. a bot could conceivably post meaningful stuff.
2. 2022-05-03 at 8:41 PM UTC in I am bitch
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Technologist I definitely don’t feel like I deserve good things. So when a good thing comes my way, I sabotage it.😏

   
   it's not always a bad way to do things. for one, it might be a trap. and if not then it's going to fuck up at some point, so get it out of the way and carry on. you're just doing an inb4 in real life.
3. 2022-05-03 at 7:29 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna bring fake drugs in my backpack and fake paraphernalia and act super sketchy when I walk by in order to get them to falsely arrest me.

   
   if you're lucky, they'll switch out your fakes for some real pure stuff. free drugs!
4. 2022-05-03 at 7:22 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley been up for 2 days of the weekend watching porn on Whizz (speed). Oh well, at least it's not Coke.

   
   fucking lol wanking on speed
   
   
5. 2022-05-02 at 3:24 PM UTC in Is this fr
   

   troon African Astronaut
   You should worry, but you should also visit london and campaign for all-out war against Russia.
6. 2022-05-02 at 3:14 PM UTC in If Elon Musk buys Twitter
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood God I hate Pakis/Indians so fucking much. As soon as you hear that voice and see the brown you just know they are the type to call the cops, to have an hours long discussion on "southern asian pride" and diversity. They are nothing but kike hand puppets and are still economically irrelevant and NOT a military superpower despite being the most populous diaspora next to Chinese.
   
   Their culture is fucked they don't drink or eat beef. THey will 100% sell out twitter to THE BIG KIKE because thats the PC diversity leftists soulless indian paki culture thing to do. You never see pakis or indians on social media because they have no souls they just want to make YOUR life worse, eat indian food and watch bollywood until they die
   
   Someone needs to drop a nuke on that part of the world please for the love of God

   
   You care too much about twitter. It's only real to you because you allow it to be.
7. 2022-05-02 at 2:56 PM UTC in Random image thread
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Netflxchillr I don't smoke, so I noticed your cute tights & shoes.👍

   
   even if you smoked, you'd still be a fucking creep lol
   
   
8. 2022-05-02 at 9:59 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra if anyone's interested, here's a summary of the current situation on the ground based mostly on pro-Russian sources

   
   

   "A rough calculation of ~30 buses, with maybe ~30-50 people per bus could be enough for over 1000+ people, so either the original Azov civilian estimates were right OR the UN is really hoping to evacuate their Azov terrorists as well."

   
   
   He didn't even consider that they just prepared for 1000 civvies, just in case the estimates were right. Great post regardless.
9. 2022-05-01 at 6:03 PM UTC in You morons don't seem to realize that Kafka is CandyRein...
   

   troon African Astronaut
   "baby" dirty diaper
10. 2022-04-30 at 6:18 PM UTC in Random image thread
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka Just remembered I took his ashes from the fireplace and kept them in a jug beside my bed, then stabbed another teddy to pieces because it shouldn’t live if my favourite teddy couldn’t.

    
    I wonder if any serial killers have operated on similar principles.
11. 2022-04-30 at 6:15 PM UTC in is a circumcised or uncircumsized penis better?
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ There is a reason you rarely, if ever, see an uncircumcised male front dangly part in professional or amateur pornography. Girls generally don't find them appealing.

    
    I've been told by different women I've got a nice looking dick, I even heard it through someone else. It's properly intact. I can retract my foreskin, and when it's hard it more or less retracts itself anyway.
    
    It has fuck all to do with aesthetics. It's just fucking weird to be so obsessively driven about mutilating babies, that's all.
12. 2022-04-30 at 9:08 AM UTC in is a circumcised or uncircumsized penis better?
    

    troon African Astronaut
    "retardation observers"
    "cruelty judicials"
    "baby protectors"
    "objectors of certain spergy tendencies"
13. 2022-04-30 at 12:28 AM UTC in is a circumcised or uncircumsized penis better?
    

    troon African Astronaut
    if i advertised for someone to do an apadravya on a baby's dick, i wonder how many fetishistic sadistic pedophiles would respond lol
14. 2022-04-29 at 11:54 PM UTC in is a circumcised or uncircumsized penis better?
    

    troon African Astronaut
    suck a baby's dick with an old-guy gummy mouth that's already sucked off thousands of other babies because hygiene on the wound that the old fucker made himself.
    
    fucking lol
    
    

    Originally posted by Rabbi T. Weed (some even going so far as to forego the circumcision itself!)

    
    "I'm going so far as to not mutilating this baby's penis! No need to thank me."
15. 2022-04-29 at 11:49 PM UTC in If you want to achieve a goal
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo Straight the fuck up I'm gonna rap over the beat to "mama Mia" by Abba

    
    i'd listen to that, rapping over boomer music works really well fr
    
    
16. 2022-04-29 at 11:41 PM UTC in is a circumcised or uncircumsized penis better?
    

    troon African Astronaut
    is a convertible better with the roof down or roof up, or else with the roof cut off with a sharp knife by some fucking obsessive weirdo when the car rolls off the production line?
17. 2022-04-29 at 10:53 PM UTC in You morons don't seem to realize that Kafka is CandyRein...
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka guillotine

    
    i think if i get senile, that's how I want to go. like when my short-term memory's completely fucked, just long enough for me to go
    
    "so that's what it's like", followed shortly after by "why is my body over there?"
18. 2022-04-29 at 10:48 PM UTC in Random image thread
    

    troon African Astronaut
    you would say that though
19. 2022-04-29 at 10:35 PM UTC in Random image thread
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m black and wearing a cross right now…
    
    No way that’s me lol

    
    yeah but we don't know when that photo was taken
20. 2022-04-29 at 10:05 PM UTC in Random image thread
    

    troon African Astronaut
    fust jelt like it