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  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    harambe is beautiful

  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Not too bad .. on my first break.. working second shift to help out for a few weeks...

    Ya know what that means .. Full moon personalities ❤️ Loll
  3. Originally posted by CandyRein You know what..I bet you can’t even pop wheelies on your bike



    i can even do stoppies.

    r u jelly/
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    You can’t do nothing but follow me around online begging for attention lol
  5. troon African Astronaut
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Like it's Friyah!..💗🥳

    :)
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Why does feeling good always lead to passing out
  8. Kafka sweaty
    drunk looking for answers
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Guys, on an unrelated note, which one applies to you if you're passed out drunk?

    1. I can easily be roused by noise around me.
    2. I can be roused by shaking and calling my name.
    3. I can sleep through a slobbering rapist pounding my ass.

    jw
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    shut up, dweeb.
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  11. Kafka sweaty
    this transgender sexist shit https://prnt.sc/m2EVk3Fm5a9T

    i think she's serious about wanting to be my girlfriend, i'm scared
  12. Kafka sweaty
    if nobody clicked it, basically she's saying she thought i was a guy bcus of the way i talk
  13. Kafka sweaty
    imagine me holding a dagger
  14. Kafka sweaty
    she's serious and idk what to do girls scare the shit out of me and i always say the wrong thing
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by troon Guys, on an unrelated note, which one applies to you if you're passed out drunk?

    1. I can easily be roused by noise around me.
    2. I can be roused by shaking and calling my name.
    3. I can sleep through a slobbering rapist pounding my ass.

    jw

    For me, 2, but I'll usually pretend to be asleep anyway just in case it's a #3 and I get free anal pounding.
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  16. Kafka sweaty
    If I go along with it not to hurt her feelings then I'm leading her on. If I reject her then she'll be offended. Screams
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka If I go along with it not to hurt her feelings then I'm leading her on. If I reject her then she'll be offended. Screams

    When in doubt, burn her alive in your or her oven. Just in case. You might be saving your own life.
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  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ When in doubt, burn her alive in your or her oven. Just in case. You might be saving your own life.

    Why do you distort everything? What happened to you?
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka Why do you distort everything? What happened to you?

    Not too long ago, this cloaked individual approached me in a dark alley and told me he was gonna cast a distortion spell on me that made me distort everything from that point forward.

    I said, "ha. Yeah right, man," and looked at him like he was crazy. But then he waved his hands really quickly and said some latin shit and.. that's it I guess. It worked. He did it. This is how I am now.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Not too long ago, this cloaked individual approached me in a dark alley and told me he was gonna cast a distortion spell on me that made me distort everything from that point forward.

    I said, "ha. Yeah right, man," and looked at him like he was crazy. But then he waved his hands really quickly and said some latin shit and.. that's it I guess. It worked. He did it. This is how I am now.

    Seriously though, what happened to you?
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