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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Of course I hate Afghans - why wouldn't I hate the people who hate me? Are you retarded?

    Wait… don't answer my question–the answer is clearly "yes."

    PS: anything wrong with being brown?

    I'm going to answer it. Not all afghans hate you. Are you retarded?

    Who hurt you Michael?

    There is nothing wrong with being brown. Are you retarded?

  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka da plan now is to slowly torment him and maybe make him an alcoholic.

    do it. let me fuck you from behind while you mess with his head on the phone.

    i love you kafka. i've always loved you, since the first time i saw you. you're in my head when I wake up, and i go to sleep whilethinking of you. the thought of you not being in my life tears me apart, ti's like our hearts are joined byu an artery and to be separated from you would rip the life from me.

    fuck you're good, how do you do that?
  3. troon African Astronaut
    you're irish, knitting needles are a lot cheaper, and you'll get a nice cup of tea once its done
  4. troon African Astronaut
    creepy. i wonder how long it takes for those videos to silently disappear.

    the whole clapping shit was started by a dutch marketing company, they had just set up a london office, maybe that was a prerequisite to win the government contract.
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka This is tmi. I’m finally interested in someone’s dick irl but the bar in my arm expired. That means condoms or morning after pill. I don’t like how condoms feel and getting the morning after pill is traumatic in itself because it’s two people taking you into a back room and asking personal questions about your sex life trying to find out if you’re a nympho and your first time. If I go often they will judge me, it’s also £25 for every pill and they cause nausea. The bar in my arm expired a year ago so I’ve been on a waiting list that long, they probably forgot about me and I was having unprotected sex. I don’t want to risk it anymore though. I’ll harass my GP tomorrow but it will probably be another long waiting list.

    Just take a chance. You know your cycle, it's pretty fucking obvious when you're ovulating. Or fuck when you're on your period, the extra lubrication will make up for the atrophy you've experienced.

    Or are you just larping over your neovag to pass the time while you dilate?
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers this is just a "fuck you" to Afghans.

    It's funny that Afghans think they are superior to Panjabis

    I don't need to visit Afghanistan considering there are millions of Afghan refugees in Pakistan

    I am explaining you all this so you can see where my dissatisfaction comes from.

    at the end of the day they got conquered

    wow, you really hate the afghans. did an afghan steal one of your wives?

    this is the archetypal paki that i now picture you as

  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Like I need a hug

    i'll give you a hug if i can frot you without getting raped
  8. troon African Astronaut


    explained by its contraindications
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat my dick is so fucking hard right now.

    why were you typing that, rather than just masturbating?
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I may or may not have gotten a cotton swab stuck in my ear earlier and my baby mom might have had to get it out but now my ear still itches and I may or may not be seriously tempted to stick another one in there

    if you got a cotton swab *stuck* in your ear you may have damaged it, but when it heals you can just use the shower head to wash out your foosty ear.

    either cover most of the holes with your hand to get a sort of jet, or eslse switch it to jet nozzles if you got them.
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    how did you manage to video the early 90's on a smartphone?
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor post mortem

    ** mortician uses low quality plaster of paris instead **

    no amount of cover-up was going to hide all the botox swelling
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Yeah you better seal that shit up!! It’s raccoon mating season.

    Maybe there's already little baby raccoons waiting patiently for their mommy.

    These are emotionally troubling times.
  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster u can call me anything else but that

    whats wrong with that, j'ew?

    other than their pathological drive to mutilate babies, they're an otherwise honorable people, mostly. at least partially.
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    2 coons on the roof.

    fucking awesome. kill them and send the gore-pic to eris. that retard fucking loves the little critters lol
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I was cross trained as 82C10/68W.

    That's really interesting. I defer to your superior knowledge. Superglue would have been used to reattach her head.
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm You are all literally gross.

    i have him down as a j'ew, i'm not even sure he's got a foreskin to harbor flies.
  18. troon African Astronaut
    gonna leave my foreskin alone for awhile

  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm thinking about rearranging my candle setup

    what did you have in mind?
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I get more flies by not washing underneath my foreskin properly

    based foreskin haver
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