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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster what's all this shit about al gore's rhythm?

    Al Gore has no rhythm which is why YouTube had to write so many AL Gore rhythms
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra they tried it a while ago with brand names, dunno why it petered out. not like you can feasibly stop people from posting about thieving Googles and covetous Skypes

    Please be quiet Petr Nigr. I am offended and you will be stopped .
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I can't be stopped
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo I like how meta the "Who are you Xxx" thing has gotten. I guess it was never intended to be funny but just to churn out unfunny jokes, with the account inventing the premise for the jokes themselves (I assume) which involves questioning a character themselves who may or may nor have been the catalyst of a noun.

    I'm gonna take acid and stare at captain falcons latest losername and see if it makes me funnier (it wont)

    My man.

    Sidenote: your insults are pretty hurtful, man. I'd be upset if I was at the receiving end of those. Especially that last line.

    I'm glad I'm not CF.
  5. Cooked dinner. Sang rammstein at karaoke. Tomboy nerd girl asked for my number. Eating strawberry shptcake, drinking tequila in a hammock on the roof
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  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster u can call me anything else but that

    whats wrong with that, j'ew?

    other than their pathological drive to mutilate babies, they're an otherwise honorable people, mostly. at least partially.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You guarantee that, brainiac?

    I told ya once Betty
  8. Johnny Narcotic
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I told ya once Betty

    Is that right, smart guy?
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers My man.

    Sidenote: your insults are pretty hurtful, man. I'd be upset if I was at the receiving end of those. Especially that last line.

    I'm glad I'm not CF.

    I wasn't trying to be insulting, I like how many levels there are to it now and wonder if that was the intention.


    Also, Kevin kohneke
  11. Originally posted by Speedy Parker So in plain sight?

    mexhicants hide in plain sights where you are
  12. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The mountainous region?

    the hilly ones
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Cooked dinner. Sang rammstein at karaoke. Tomboy nerd girl asked for my number. Eating strawberry shptcake, drinking tequila in a hammock on the roof

    Buck (or is it buch?) dich?
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo I wasn't trying to be insulting, I like how many levels there are to it now and wonder if that was the intention.


    Also, Kevin kohneke

    Hahaha you are a genius then if it was unintentional.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Is that right, smart guy?

    That's right dumbass
  16. Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's right dumbass

    Oh yeah, Einstein?
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Oh yeah, Einstein?



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's right dumbass
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Bradley I can't wait to see how evil I am in a city that's constantly over 75F and doesn't sleep.

    Apparently cocaine is 40$ a gram and pure as fuck. They sell quarter grams for 20$ all day and a qp be 4 or 5

    That's so much money

    Is it? It comes in grams and half gram packages unless you buy a slice or a brick, but half a g is 25 for quality stuff, 50 for a g. And if you know the right people you can get flake like 80-90% pure for 60 bucks a g, but good luck finding someone like that, at least in my neck of the woods you gotta run in the same circles as middle management typa niggas before you get deals like that.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There have been a bunch of jailb8 looking girls checking me out around my area. These two just double checked and waved at me. Feels pretty noncey I guess this is how you flex on wariat. Yesterday two probable 16 year olds were coming in and out of the gas station 3 times when me and my friend were in there and one was obviously trying to force an interaction with me. It took every ounce of my gen pop prison influenced psyche not to reciproc8.

    Meanwhile a couple older girls I've been talking to are kinda qri5ing me off as an unstable toxic weirdo which is a badge I wear proudly. I think my best plan is to drink more so my behavior is more excusable and to heed James ellroys dad's deathbed advice to his son "try to pick up every waitress who serves you"

    This is not about waitresses or women, just about opportunism and allowing yourelself to be open to what path life allows you to travel down. I should pray more too, and I've got a couple ideas for making l00t. I need good people around me. I realized last week that some people in my life have a complacent and stagnant mentality that's holding me back and co signing some negative behaviors on my part. My friend is out of prism now and full of good energy. His grandmother said "Jeesus loves you" to me u unironically and it was so sweet.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo There have been a bunch of jailb8 looking girls checking me out around my area. These two just double checked and waved at me. Feels pretty noncey I guess this is how you flex on wariat. Yesterday two probable 16 year olds were coming in and out of the gas station 3 times when me and my friend were in there and one was obviously trying to force an interaction with me. It took every ounce of my gen pop prison influenced psyche not to reciproc8.

    Meanwhile a couple older girls I've been talking to are kinda qri5ing me off as an unstable toxic weirdo which is a badge I wear proudly. I think my best plan is to drink more so my behavior is more excusable and to heed James ellroys dad's deathbed advice to his son "try to pick up every waitress who serves you"

    This is not about waitresses or women, just about opportunism and allowing yourelself to be open to what path life allows you to travel down. I should pray more too, and I've got a couple ideas for making l00t. I need good people around me. I realized last week that some people in my life have a complacent and stagnant mentality that's holding me back and co signing some negative behaviors on my part. My friend is out of prism now and full of good energy. His grandmother said "Jeesus loves you" to me u unironically and it was so sweet.

    Yes, you should pray more -- and so should I. We both should, basically. I also agree that environment is key; surround yourself with good people and you will stay away from things that will harm you. Also, it always feels good when you're being checked out -- it rarely happens to me, so that's why I know.
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