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  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ A BLACK MAN just accosted me outside. Said he knows me from somewhere and something about his baby mom and then he showed me a stack of lottery tickets he said he had 91 of them just check em out. He fanned em out like I was supposed to be impressed or something. I don't really even know what he was asking but I said "why no thank you kind sir of the evening but I am at this time uninterested in your offer.

    Lmao now some kid just ran byall fast after trying to steal some bike right in front of the owner and some lady yelling behind him.

    Was it a BLACK KID that ran past?
  2. troon African Astronaut
    "she first crashed into a garage of an apartment complex in Los Angeles. Shortly after, she crashed her car again into a nearby home"

    determined. she must have been completely off her tits
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I gave up chewing cum about 6 months ago because I kept biting myself..YEARS AND YEARS AND DECADES of chewing cum…just ending like that.
  4. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump She live on the west bank of Kyiv. She has had Russian missiles hit apartment buildings around her. Her and her mom and brother sleep in the bathroom sometimes, due to the bathroom being more sheltered than any of the surrounding rooms.



    I never got to meet her mom by the way. She never wanted to meet mine. That shows it was never real to me.

    God you're a fucking needy cunt.
  5. troon African Astronaut
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    That story was followed up a couple of weeks later by "WORLD WAR 2 BOMBER NOW MISSING FROM MOON"
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I can’t click links

    it doesn't matter, I only wanted to keep a reference to that site
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat did he live?

    Yes, for now. He's in a medically induced coma, his condition is improving. Doctors think he's got a 50/50 chance of survival. He's going to be woken up in a couple of days.

    I wonder if he's going to think it was all a bad dream.
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I get through vintage textbooks quicker, I think it’s related to an interest in history or wanting to read things I’m not meant to. I’ll keep note of all that though, thank you.

    I like old newspapers, really interesting to see what was important to people who seem stupid in hindsight. I found this for you, if you click back it'll take you to the page it came from.

    https://cdnc.ucr.edu/?a=d&d=SFC18900610&dliv=userclipping&cliparea=1.2%2C3740%2C3649%2C735%2C1157&factor=2&e=-------en--20--1--txt-txIN--------1
  10. troon African Astronaut
    "ahl havv yurrr funngURS"

    irish are fucking mental
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I just hung out with thisbtirl I haven't seen in a while who was fighting with her boyfriend so she wanted me to take her to McDonald's and somehow I finessed her out of 20 bucks and got fries and a drink for free and drank a bunch of her vodka and dropped her off after she said several times she wanted me to come in but she kinda didn't look great and she needed to do 2 lines to get her energy right and I just drank and laughed at her so now I'm driving home to call her mom crim a pay phone, this province looks down on noncery

    What's my age again
    What's mt age again
    What the hell is autism?
    What's my age again

    I think I hurt her feelings by not fucking her. Her boyfriend is scared of me and she told me he would stab me instead of fighting me when I'm literally an old cripple and he's a yung junk. She said she missed me and thinks about me and that made me paranoid. Idky I hate the words "I miss you" so much (apart from the blink 182 song of course) I thubk if like 5 times I've heard ths in Mt life and it hurts. My stepkid says it to me all the time but he's a sook. My son saying it would make me mad.

    I gotta fix so many freakin vehicles. Fuck my life is stupid. Idk if the choices I'm making are good or not but I'm not in jail so that's kinda what I'm going off of I'm so institutionalized and used to government monitoring I feel fucking damaged. I need acid to reset my brain. Mayne I'll eat someone's face like big lurch, hopefully my own

    The spirit of Kr0z had my phone for 85% of this post

    why does control over women give you catharsis?
  12. troon African Astronaut
    I hate anything that kills wildlife.

    ETA: I hate that something complex existed and was destroyed. It always makes me feel sad. I wonder if I'm ideologically opposed to entropy. Like, a HIMAR looks fucking awesome, beautiful, but then spent and burned out and a whole lot of other stuff gets blown to shit too. It's a freaky old world.
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    we're overdue for a HARD reset

    I blame lobbying by 'big stationary'
  14. troon African Astronaut
    you drive to the gym to walk 30 minutes on a treadmill
  15. troon African Astronaut
    "Usually semi-naked, wears gold chains and a trilby hat"
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka No that’s gross. I am looking for a daddy though. I have a strong aversion to ddlg but think I should try it once.

    I have a strong aversion to 'women' with faces puffed up like Joseph Merrick, but think I should try it once.
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka This is what I do with my summer

    bash fish?
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I actually do do 30 minute treadmill sessions at Planet Fitness sometimes.

    Do you drive there?
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-62465043

    guilt-free faggotry, courtesy of 'the most homophobic country in the world'. makes you wonder who the real haters are.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    May I draw everyone's attention the the word WHOLESOME in the thread title. Not HOLESOME, whatever form that happens to take.

    Now I'm both hungry and horny. Thanks a bunch!
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