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Vet Large Mammal Stuck in the Attic HELP!

  1. #21
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats My girlfriend was very against me handling it myself.

    Did she find all the flex seal in the basement?
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  2. #22
    Murderers.
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    A .38 with some birdshot loads is what you need in this situation
  4. #24
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    my sexual fantasy is to have a large rabid mammal come burrowing into my house and eating me alive while I sleep
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Rape Monster my sexual fantasy is to have a large rabid mammal come burrowing into my house and eating me alive while I sleep

    Like a giant, rabid groundhog, with 9-inch long buck teeth, the body weighing in at over 900 pounds, 8 feet in length, and mad as all hell.
  6. #26
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    2 coons on the roof.
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  7. #27
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    I went outside to smoke a cigarette and a big ass coon came wandering up to the front gate.
    He gave me the finger and walked around the house so I followed him and threw a brick at him.
    We need more traps and some razor wire.
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  8. #28
    Call the KKK
  9. #29
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    2 coons on the roof.

    lol, I thought I was being invaded but damn dude u got me beat
  10. #30
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    2 coons on the roof.

    fucking awesome. kill them and send the gore-pic to eris. that retard fucking loves the little critters lol
  11. #31
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    I went outside to smoke a cigarette and a big ass coon came wandering up to the front gate.
    He gave me the finger and walked around the house so I followed him and threw a brick at him.
    We need more traps and some razor wire.

    One time a groundhog got stuck in my garden and my dad had all these bricks around the garden so he started picking them up frantically and chucking them at the groundhog missing terribly and destroying the garden more in the process

    So i saw this happening and ran into the garage and grabbed an aluminum baseball bat and beat the thing to death caveman style.

    Was awesome


    Also theres one living under the bando next door atm, ive shot it at least 10 times with my old pellet gun lol. Got to hit it in the eye or something. Its huge
  12. #32
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    Better pic of the caged coons and why I couldn't get to them.
    Really should invest in a bigger ladder.
  13. #33
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    U really need to fix that facia shit under ur roof where they r getting in.



    Flex seal anyone?
  14. #34
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Holy crap, those aren’t squirrels 😳 I’m amazed they fit in the hole it doesn’t look that big.

    Yeah you better seal that shit up!! It’s raccoon mating season.
  15. #35
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Yeah you better seal that shit up!! It’s raccoon mating season.

    Maybe there's already little baby raccoons waiting patiently for their mommy.

    These are emotionally troubling times.
  16. #36
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse One time a groundhog got stuck in my garden and my dad had all these bricks around the garden so he started picking them up frantically and chucking them at the groundhog missing terribly and destroying the garden more in the process

    So i saw this happening and ran into the garage and grabbed an aluminum baseball bat and beat the thing to death caveman style.

    Was awesome


    Also theres one living under the bando next door atm, ive shot it at least 10 times with my old pellet gun lol. Got to hit it in the eye or something. Its huge

    when I was 6 maybe 5 we went to NJ to see my aunt, they had a telescope that I was playing with in the back yard, all the houses were in a row for ever and tall grass behind the mowed back yards, I saw ground hogs 25 houses down the open back yards, I watched till one went between the houses and I took off running towards it,, I got there and saw a garden hose laying out so I grabbed it and attacked the ground hog dazing it enough to grab it by the scruff of the neck and then ran back to my aunts house, I brought it inside and woke everyone up showing it off, by then it had recovered from the beating and was getting pissed the fuck off by all the adults freaking out over my deed. I took it outside and let it go before it broke free from my grasp .. I really shook them up.

    good times
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  17. #37
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by POLECAT when I was 6 maybe 5 we went to NJ to see my aunt, they had a telescope that I was playing with in the back yard, all the houses were in a row for ever and tall grass behind the mowed back yards, I saw ground hogs 25 houses down the open back yards, I watched till one went between the houses and I took off running towards it,, I got there and saw a garden hose laying out so I grabbed it and attacked the ground hog dazing it enough to grab it by the scruff of the neck and then ran back to my aunts house, I brought it inside and woke everyone up showing it off, by then it had recovered from the beating and was getting pissed the fuck off by all the adults freaking out over my deed. I took it outside and let it go before it broke free from my grasp .. I really shook them up.

    good times

    Lol
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Fonaplats My girlfriend was very against me handling it myself.

    sounds like she just want REAL MAN to come over to her house so that she can catch some real whiff of his REAL MASCULINITY
  19. #39
    Originally posted by POLECAT when I was 6 maybe 5 we went to NJ to see my aunt, they had a telescope that I was playing with in the back yard, all the houses were in a row for ever and tall grass behind the mowed back yards, I saw ground hogs 25 houses down the open back yards, I watched till one went between the houses and I took off running towards it,, I got there and saw a garden hose laying out so I grabbed it and attacked the ground hog dazing it enough to grab it by the scruff of the neck and then ran back to my aunts house, I brought it inside and woke everyone up showing it off, by then it had recovered from the beating and was getting pissed the fuck off by all the adults freaking out over my deed. I took it outside and let it go before it broke free from my grasp .. I really shook them up.

    good times

    thats nothing. i did all that too except with greenish water snake.
  20. #40
    That's nothing. I did that with a bear.
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