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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It turns out Jade is drunk too and I have a big bottle of vodka, idk if I should ask her to meet up

    yes, always yes.
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley You're not fat right

    me? you've seen my pic.
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley To be quite honest I like you.

    omg, it's like you can see right through all the puerile crap i post here and straight into my soul. you were made for me bradley, i think i'm falling in love! x x x <3 x x x
  4. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka

    i;ll warn you upfront, when he means he'll spoil you, he;s thinking fisher price, not prada lmao
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Why not bro

    they were unattractive men.
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 1984, them were the days.

    This is what I'm guessing you liked in the old days:



    this is what I think you actually like now:

  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra MMF = gay

    it really is. i've done that a few times and all but one time I've felt stubble on my shaft. I can't keep hard with that kind of distraction
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley You liked 1984 enough to read it more than once?

    i zoned out a bit first time through. felt a bit tedious, but second time through it was better. maybe i'd matured.
  9. troon African Astronaut
    he's playing around, for sure. is he a footballer? i forget. (the last football game i saw was England 1966, and I've been too busy ranting on about it since)
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Yeah but what if they're offside? they might knock that into the back of the net, it's a man's game again after all. If they knock it out the park again, we might see Hamilton win on a two stop strategy.

    I know football, and I don't want you to be lonely in this thread.
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor He wrote a hundred or more novels.

    really? I only heard of four, plus a bundle of short stories.
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor His writing reminds me of George Orwell

    I thought that when I re-read 1984, but I think it would have been the other way round? I wondered if Orwell was ripping of penal colony
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka read a book of the essentials

    fucking lol, you're full of shit and i am full of disappointment
  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ignore her and come back to bed.

    you're too chad jigaboo, it doesn't work.
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Most of this is only because the EU is a protectionist block.

    All economies are protectionist, whether overtly or not doesn't matter. The UK has weak bargaining power against this, and really their only allies are only so in the sort of way you might care for an abducted child; they're going to get fucked after you give the reassuring pats. The UK is fucked.
  16. troon African Astronaut
    fuck you kafka, you fuckin selfish bitch. it;s always all about you, always me me fuckin me

    bradley even botherd to ask me how my morning is. at least he fuckin cares! at leastr he cares to even ask

    dont matter he just wants to dox my tz, he;s tender and carin an knows how to treat me rite
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I didn’t drink water for over 24 hours and threw up last night, information overload. Rn sipping water so I can go exercise but I’m not sure if I can do today. I’d like to go out for exercise, study, hang on IMVU and shop for dresses which takes at least three hours.

    can you post us a pic of your tits in your new dresses?

    also, do you actually read kafka, or are you just pretending?
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m 38 and can pass for 23…

    Kitchen staff almost passed out when I told them I’m 38.. they said we thought you were our age .. like 23

    you're good milf material candyrein, that loser you're with is punching above his weight, make sure he knows it. call me when this fact dawns on your ass.
  19. troon African Astronaut
    i read that as you were whoring yourself in the toilets, you're so cheap small change was involved, the guy chucked it in the urinal as a degrading tip.

    i'm probably being generous myself.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Bradley you posted your name twice so you canceled yourself out

    look, that's not how lists work. ask lanny. anyway, careful or he might edit you out, and you'd deserve it.
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