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2021-07-17 at 7:44 AM UTC in Write a story with me
Originally posted by A College Professor the bell chimed on his Ron Poupille Rotisserie Grill. That meant dinner was ready, Jeff loved how easy and healthy it was to cook with his Ronco Showtime Rotisserie.
Jeff loved it so much that one time he set it and forgot it indefinitely and burnt his whole house to the ground. He giggled to himself and thought “at least I have this bomb ass chicken”, “now to fix my house with FLEX SEAL.”
Also no one else is participating and they are missing out on the next NYT bestseller in the making. Losers. -
2021-07-17 at 7:37 AM UTC in NIS Dead Thread
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2021-07-17 at 7:23 AM UTC in NIS Dead Thread
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2021-07-17 at 7:21 AM UTC in Someone's sneaking into my residentsSomeone is *sneaking into your residents*? Are they entering orally, rectally, sublingually or vaginally? Why are you not protecting your residents from this sneak attack?
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2021-07-17 at 7:14 AM UTC in Write a story with me
Originally posted by A College Professor of his car was the only part that wasn't bloody, the rest of it was all jacked up because he ran over a lot of people which didn't bother him one bit. "They shouldn't have been on the sidewalk when I was driving so quickly experiencing a bathroom emergency, if they didn't want to get ran over" said Jeff
Jeff got home and changed his undies and proceeded to scrape the human flesh and organ shrapnel from his once beautiful Hellcat with his Paula Deen spatula. When all of a sudden… -
2021-07-17 at 7:12 AM UTC in Write a story with me
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2021-07-17 at 7 AM UTC in Write a story with me
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2021-07-17 at 6:40 AM UTC in Write a story with meOnce upon a midnight dreary in the ghetto,
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2021-07-17 at 6:40 AM UTC in Write a story with meI’m bored and overtired, let’s get weird.
Let’s write a story, each reply adds on to the last. There’s a bunch of wackadoo minds here so if it ends up boring, you suck.
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2021-07-17 at 6:11 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2021-07-17 at 6:08 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2021-07-17 at 6:05 AM UTC in You're son wants to wear a dress and heels to prom. What should you do?
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2021-07-17 at 5:56 AM UTC in You're son wants to wear a dress and heels to prom. What should you do?Not a dad but I would totally take that little girly-boy dress shopping and make him look like the baddy bitch that his little heart wants to be. Then probably secretly live my life in misery, jealously and vicariously living through my bad bitch son. Yup. Sounds about right.
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2021-07-17 at 5:50 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2021-07-17 at 5:30 AM UTC in Are all of you 3 sides and down?Yep. I’m fact, I am queen of the Freemasons, weeeeeee
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2021-07-17 at 4:59 AM UTC in NIS Dead Thread
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2021-07-17 at 12:27 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2021-07-17 at 12:07 AM UTC in What happens if you turn the knobs under the sinkBob Saget appears
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2021-07-16 at 11:21 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2021-07-16 at 11:18 PM UTC in Thrift Store Finds - The definitive thread on bargins to be had
