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Someone's sneaking into my residents

  1. 2021-06-27 at 10:31 PM UTC
    #1
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    There is NO grass within fifty miles of here yet when I take a bath little green blades of grass always appear in the bath water. ( I should drink da bath water " that oughta be fun " )

    Up on farther inspections it's becomingly very apparent that someone has been dosing my bedsheets with seeds of rye grass and they have stuck unto my body and germinated

    I'll take these claims very seriously moving foreward and anyone caught dispersing seed will be aprehended for advanced questioning techniques
  2. 2021-06-28 at 4:44 AM UTC
    #2
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Bears.
  3. 2021-06-29 at 12:45 PM UTC
    #3
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    That's watercress not grass dumbo
  4. 2021-06-29 at 1:08 PM UTC
    #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    give them the old spicy doorknob

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 2021-07-16 at 6:52 AM UTC
    #5
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You live in Kansas. how could you possibly not live near grass?
  6. 2021-07-16 at 6:58 AM UTC
    #6
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You live in Kansas. how could you possibly not live near grass?

    Actually I'm a sovereign citizen who was born in the continental united states which guarantees my sovereignty , not that I know what those words mean
  7. 2021-07-17 at 7:16 AM UTC
    #7
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Actually I'm a sovereign citizen who was born in the continental united states which guarantees my sovereignty , not that I know what those words mean

    You obviously do know what those words mean and or imply.

    Do you get continental breakfasts with your sovereignty
  8. 2021-07-17 at 7:21 AM UTC
    #8
    Average Jane Houston
    Someone is *sneaking into your residents*? Are they entering orally, rectally, sublingually or vaginally? Why are you not protecting your residents from this sneak attack?
  9. 2021-07-17 at 7:27 AM UTC
    #9
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Remember to have your home insurance info in case they fall through the sunroof and break their leg hitting your coffee table on their way down from falling. In case you're in Cali, OPie
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