Posts by Average Jane

1. 2021-07-18 at 9:11 PM UTC in How in the fuck do I join the chat
   

   Average Jane Houston

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
   
   to start, click get started.

   
   I am not as dumb as a box of rocks, this is what I see when I go there from my phone.
   
   
   
   
   Any non-condescending help would be much appreciated friendo
2. 2021-07-18 at 9:01 PM UTC in How in the fuck do I join the chat
   

   Average Jane Houston

   Originally posted by A College Professor dont u ppl have computers, smdh silly….

   
   I do but I much prefer the camera on my phone! And the comfortability of the mobility of using a phone for video. Poo poo brain!!
3. 2021-07-18 at 8:58 PM UTC in Going to clean out my Aunts house.
   

   Average Jane Houston

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Before and after pics look the fucking same so I'm not going to bother.
   15 trash bags today.
   And a broken piece of furniture.
   
   It didn't seem like very much.
   
   There is so much more to do.

   
   
   I LOVE doing this kind of stuff. It is so satisfying! I have helped friends and clients clean & reorganize their homes after they have gotten out of control.
   
   Focus on one room at a time. Buy a big ol’ roll of contractor bags (they’re huge and strong so they won’t break and spew gunk everywhere). Go through said-room and toss everything that is garbage. If it’s an item that hasn’t been utilized in the last decade and has no monetary value - trash or put in a separate bag for donation.
   
   I highly recommend going to dollar tree and grabbing a bottle of “LA’s totally awesome” concentrated cleaner. It’s yellow liquid. Or get a bottle and a gallon size of LA’s to refill the bottle. That stuff is like liquid cleaning gold and helps with a lot of caked on nastiness, spot cleaning or just regular wiping down. While at dollar tree, get a dish washing brush and use it to scrub the hell out of stubborn spots. Open windows while doing this because they say to dilute the LA cleaner but I never do and it can get pretty strong. Plus fresh air will help air out the place and freshen it up. If for some reason there is nastiness or gunk on the walls, a product like a Magic Eraser is normally super good for that kind of stuff but save yourself some money and just get some Melamine sponges, same thing but way less expensive.
   
   Use of a hand broom and dustpan are super helpful as well as a vacuum cleaner. Blast some music to help make things bearable and don’t stop until a room is done. Then on to the next one or start a new room the following day. Wish I could be of more help! Good luck buddy!
4. 2021-07-18 at 8:47 PM UTC in this is so sad
   

   Average Jane Houston

   Originally posted by cigreting who cares she was a stupid slut

   
   Someone needs to get laid
5. 2021-07-18 at 8:45 PM UTC in How in the fuck do I join the chat
   

   Average Jane Houston
   because I don’t even see an option to make an account. Womp womp womppppp
6. 2021-07-18 at 8:45 PM UTC in How in the fuck do I join the chat
   

   Average Jane Houston

   Originally posted by A College Professor You go to https://twoseven.xyz/vEuTrnRRVod and sign in to your twoseven account. if you do not have a twoseven account follow the prompts to create a twoseven account. once you create a twoseven account and login to your twoseven account, twoseven is probably not going to remember what twoseven room you tried to join two to seven minutes ago. so now that you have a twoseven account that you are logged into, go again to https://twoseven.xyz/vEuTrnRRVo
   
   The link to a particular twoseven room does not change, ive been using the same URL bookmark for a couple months now

   
   I think the problem I may be having is trying to do it from a mobile device? Can you not use it on a mobile browser? Uggggghhhjjjjjjhhggg
7. 2021-07-18 at 7:51 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Average Jane Houston

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked True. If I wasnt so hopelessly straight Id gay marry the shit out of u and wed register at Cabelas.

   
   Can we get the reception catered by White Castle too, booboo?
8. 2021-07-18 at 7:49 PM UTC in How in the fuck do I join the chat
   

   Average Jane Houston
   Well I hope to be invited and see your lovely faces some day!
9. 2021-07-18 at 1:34 PM UTC in How in the fuck do I join the chat
   

   Average Jane Houston

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Pm me if u don’t want to tell everyone, I downloaded discord I’ve never used it, the two seven link just brings me to some generic site.. tried searching related names on discord idk how to work this shit man what happened to windows xp
   
   I’m using iphone ios

   
   I’m curious too, I am on an iPhone iOS as well.
10. 2021-07-18 at 3:55 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by CandyRein
    
    Wings stop …
    
    

    
    Their voodoo fries are thebomb.com 😍
11. 2021-07-18 at 2:47 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked If AvgJayne wasnt a jacked gay marine hed get wifed up real quick

    
    
    I’d get wifed up real quick either way, bucko!
12. 2021-07-18 at 1:16 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by POLECAT honestly I was unhappily expecting a deformed cock so so far I'm not let down and you suckseeded to stay elusive

    
    Adding that idea to my arsenal.
    
    GREAT SUCCESS
13. 2021-07-17 at 10:31 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by POLECAT post this treat you speak of

    
    I was being a smarty pants and also elusive. Sorry to letcha down!
14. 2021-07-17 at 6:48 PM UTC in Fona's Painting Empire
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    
    Okay, this is oddly endearing. At first I thought you had a British accent but then I realized you didn’t and then you sounded just like Hank Hill. That was pretty cool beans. Best of luck with your painting endeavors!
15. 2021-07-17 at 4:56 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you better have a vagina.

    
    Aw shucks, aren’t you in for a treat?????!
16. 2021-07-17 at 3:30 PM UTC in Write a story with me
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood AND THEN THE NIGGER SAID AYO IF YOU GOT NUTS ON THE WALL ARE THOSE WALNUTS

    
    he added, “I’d like to put some of them walnuts on my sundae, I bet they’re deeeeeelicious, I love nuts in my mouth!”
17. 2021-07-17 at 11:26 AM UTC in Write a story with me
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by WellHung nigger

    
    Ballsack
18. 2021-07-17 at 11:25 AM UTC in NIS Dead Thread
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by blaster master he's just a nutty old kook who eats too much adderal and tweaks out about 9/11, totse, and make believe paranoid fantasies where he is a victim of some grand scheme because he knows too much about 9/11.

    
    
    Paranoid boomer? Sounds like a good time to me! I’m here for this wild ride.
19. 2021-07-17 at 8:25 AM UTC in Write a story with me
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the

    
    Hooker
20. 2021-07-17 at 8:13 AM UTC in Write a story with me
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Fuck off cupocheese

    
    The hell does that even mean, bruh? You have to get a little more creative and actually make sense for it be impactful.