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Posts by Average Jane

  1. Originally posted by CandyRein What did she do to have your respect in the place?

    I guess respect isn’t the best word to have used, I just think it’s always pretty cool when a woman can make bank in a majorly male dominated world.
  2. Originally posted by aldra lol, did she actually leave tooth marks in the thing when she gave it back

    I never bothered to find out whether that was photoshopped as a joke or something

    Legend says she mistook it for a Snickers bar
  3. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Im casper. I was just reminding logic of when that weird guy came in TC wanting to be dominated and we had him sitting naked in his kitchen with a shoe on his head for like 7 hours.

    there were a lot of weirdos who stumbled into TC which is saying a lot because all of us are freaking weird. Was that the same guy who was super awkward because we were all telling him we were going to tell his family and find out where he lived? I literally just giggled out loud thinking about that.
  4. Originally posted by Donald Trump It's kind of a cosmic joke when tall guys and short girls get together. It can be nice walking around with some short honey, and she loves being with a tall guy, but sex is her looking at your belly.

    It really is. Any kind of sex standing is impossible and it’s just an uncomfy dynamic.
  5. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Whoa. a wild jane sighting. Been a cool min.

    Hi buttnakey, I have been here the last few weeks but not commenting a ton
  6. I lost my respect for Lizzo when she talked about Chris Brown being her favorite person which is grody as hell.


  7. Of the females I am probably the biggest because I’m 5’2 so if I eat a piece of pizza I gain 10 pounds visibly it feels like.
  8. The sleeves of a shirt are going to move when your arms are not at rest… it sounds like it fits fine based off of where the cuff hits when your arms are down at your sides. If it’s really going to bother you so much, roll the cuffs up once or twice.
  9. Originally posted by jerryb Don't live in NIGGER town! Escape to a human area.



    I don’t — people are still just as ignorant and clueless outside of the actual city.
  10. Thumbs up, very cool, Jiggaboo. Digging this CCTV footage of the Maryland Zoo. Thanks for sharing.
  11. Originally posted by Wariat with fucks who dont have respect for personal space. or stand way too close to you.

    So… America? Or at least the Chicagoland area. Absolutely zero concept of personal space in public and people are rude as fuck about it. My favorite is when people bring out their hoards of boogery unkempt children and don’t supervise or account for any of them. Then proceed to let them run rampant around stores being obnoxious little twats with zero manners.
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wow pretty and smart.

    …but enough about me.

    You sexy, sexy bitch, you.
  13. grandpa? grandpa is that you?
  14. Wanting to fucking sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep *~*~*~*~
  15. Originally posted by Bradley I hate myself for not being able to kick the drinking but it's part of being me and imma keep working at getting rid of it. Thanks for reading my thread

    It doesn’t have to be a part of you, that’s the thing. If you say you’re going to keep working to get rid of it, you’re not going to. You’re giving yourself the option right there. It isn’t a **keep trying** scenario. It’s a drop the shit, it isn’t a part of you anymore scenario. Don’t even give yourself the option.
  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do you prefer child abuse to be described.

    bright and lively, and crayon colored ?

    I do not want child abuse described to me at all, please and thanks!
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so im a good writer ?

    Your use of diction and adverbs are wonderful but still absolutely grody. 0/10
  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are those bruises on his groin and ass cheeks ?

    Nope, it was on his arm. Your description after that question was absolutely repulsive.
  19. Originally posted by POLECAT I done heared you beat that chile like a red headed step chilin

    Nah, he is pretty spoiled. Just clumsy as hell
  20. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dressing to the right.

    Wouldn’t anywhere out of reach from the zipper be considered “well adjusted”? Or does OP not have that problem?
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