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  1. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would use all of earths precious metals and stones to make a big flat space disc like a bling bling and launch that shit FAR so it's gone forever and laugh at the global copper and iron shortage.

    So Jeffy Bezos II, kinda.
  2. Originally posted by Obbe Omnicide seems pretty evil, maybe you have a lead deficiency, doctor Obbe recommends you take a shot directly to the forehead.

    I love your idea, has potential. But really, what would be deemed evil? How would researchers fronting this ethically categorize behavior classified as evil? Seems like there would be many grey areas.
  3. Originally posted by RIPtotse Money isn’t really an object in my life and hasn’t been for years.

    That’s what caused a 500 dollar a day fentanyl habit because I thought that’s what made me happy.

    Spending a year locked up and detoxing and even though I spent the max on commissary every week it made me realize that money isn’t shit but really a thought.

    Growing up rich spoiled me, and now at 30 I’ve had to take a step back and realize that money isn’t anything but a fucking object, it doesn’t bring happiness.

    I’d rather be happy in a Honda Civic than cry in a Maserati anyway, just saying.

    It has given me the upper hand in life a lot and I’m grateful for that and instead of pissing everything away like I did for years I’m attending college and actually working on my life goals.

    It’s only after I stopped using the excessive money that I realized it can’t bring true happiness.

    Took me 30 fucking years to even slightly figure this out, learn from my mistakes please

    I am glad you’re alive and well! It is crazy how money exacerbates some people’s problems while on the other hand, would infinitely change the life of some for the better (if used responsibly). I hate how a literal piece of cotton/linen paper can control one’s life, health and happiness so much. It is absolutely mind blowing. You sound like you have some veryyyy interesting stories, my friend.
  4. Originally posted by A College Professor Good question, the last few days I've been thinking of a couple things I would like to do for the benefit of folx. I thought on your thread and came up with some more stuff. Had this long post of all the selfish and charitable things I would like to do but then I said frick no, I'm not sharing my secret thoughts with everyone like that! Nice try Frankie

    Bummer, use your ideas for world domination instead
  5. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Gorilla backs, saggy boobers, chicken leggers, everyone.

    All for one and one for all! Uggos unite! Is there an underwear “type” requirement for this? Or free for all?
  6. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You are a Pakistani. So there.

  7. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Everybody has to wear only their underwear, to work, weddings, going out to bars, everything.

    Even the uggos?
  8. Originally posted by POLECAT r u sayin free pussy? or pussy that aint free but we have so much money it wouldnt be an issue?

    I mean… I suppose the latter. Would that really make you happy?
  9. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood free LSD for everyone

    I feel like this would either go really well or very badly.
  10. What would your life goal be, what would make you happy?

    Would it be a giant cocket ship like good ol’ boy Jeffrey? An olympic pool of Jello for sexy midget wrasslin? To end world hunger? To progress world hunger?
  11. Originally posted by stl1 I've got nekkid pics of Wariat's mom for sale!

    You’re the hero we don’t deserve.
  12. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood there was no pic he's a fake ass lying pussy bitch

    Bummer

    Originally posted by stl1 It was a picture of Wariat's mommy.

    Was she hot though?
  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't…again I get a monthly report from Credit Karma..they do it for me ya dumb spud.

    Last month it went up $1200, I just checked it and this month it went down $25.


    How do you get this monthly valuation from CK? I use their app often and would be interested in checking something like this as I may be looking for a new car in the next few months. Good time to trade in!
  14. Originally posted by Wariat Im gonna fuck you…. Im gooooona fuck you… this is what ive been singing while looking at her pic before our meetup in a few hrs. I have my place cleaned and couch set up for fuckig purposes only.

    Kinda bummed I missed the pic, I wanna see mysterious cougar lady. Shoot your shot and get it! You’re probably making her year
  15. Stressed I hate night time because my head is so busy jumping from one thought to another and adding onto my to-do lists and ish I need to remember.
  16. Would you settle for a human centipede of 3? That’s the best I can do.
  17. Are you pregernate?
  18. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Yeah, Hi beeno.

    Texas much? Where you can carry concealed and shoot a man coming out of a neighbors house vs Cali Me gets sued because someone breaking into my house falls through that skylight.

    I do not miss living in California. Ooooof
  19. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tactical dildos ?


    Tactical dildos AND vibrators!
  20. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Thats like buying car insurance without at least a photo of the cars current condition or the vin number as well as the registration.


    "Hey, that car you gave me insurance on and never asked proof of it's existence, yeah.. it got stolen. Yeah it was rare and uhh. I paid like 20k for it. When can I expect to see my check in the mail?"


    Where? California. And I didn't have a history of this. Sometimes they swirl the package and ask "is there packing material like bubble wrap". If it's insured they can use that as a reason to check so the item is secured properly.

    1. Weird, I have never had to supply pictures of my car for my car insurance. Only the VIN, which can pull if there has been reported accidents but not the actual current condition of the car.

    2. It must be different by locale, I have never once had a package be opened with or without permission at the post office/shipping store when I have brought it for shipping. They just take it and mail it. Sometimes they will ask if there’s anything “prohibited” in the box such as flammables and what-not but that depends on the person working and the mood they’re in I suppose. I used to live in California and sent out packages on a weekly basis (they were huge too, military care packages) and I never had an issue then either.

    The more you know, I suppose!
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