2021-07-17 at 6:40 AM UTC
Once upon a midnight dreary in the ghetto,
2021-07-17 at 7:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Average Jane
He pooped his pants because he thought he had to fart and swerved off the road
The end
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2021-07-17 at 7:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Volcano Vaporizer set to maximum with a bowl full of abv
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of his car was the only part that wasn't bloody, the rest of it was all jacked up because he ran over a lot of people which didn't bother him one bit. "They shouldn't have been on the sidewalk when I was driving so quickly experiencing a bathroom emergency, if they didn't want to get ran over" said Jeff
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2021-07-17 at 7:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Average Jane
Jeff got home and changed his undies and proceeded to scrape the human flesh and organ shrapnel from his once beautiful Hellcat with his Paula Deen spatula. When all of a sudden…
the bell chimed on his Ron Poupille Rotisserie Grill. That meant dinner was ready, Jeff loved how easy and healthy it was to cook with his Ronco Showtime Rotisserie.
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2021-07-17 at 8:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
Fuck off cupocheese
The hell does that even mean, bruh? You have to get a little more creative and actually make sense for it be impactful.
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2021-07-17 at 11:42 AM UTC
AND THEN THE NIGGER SAID AYO IF YOU GOT NUTS ON THE WALL ARE THOSE WALNUTS
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