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Write a story with me

  1. 2021-07-17 at 6:40 AM UTC
    #1
    Average Jane Houston
    I’m bored and overtired, let’s get weird.

    Let’s write a story, each reply adds on to the last. There’s a bunch of wackadoo minds here so if it ends up boring, you suck.

  2. 2021-07-17 at 6:40 AM UTC
    #2
    Average Jane Houston
    Once upon a midnight dreary in the ghetto,
  3. 2021-07-17 at 6:50 AM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Average Jane Once upon a midnight dreary in the ghetto,

    Jeff Hunter was driving his Dodge Hellcat down Broadway street at 180 miles an hour
  4. 2021-07-17 at 7 AM UTC
    #4
    Average Jane Houston
    Originally posted by A College Professor Jeff Hunter was driving his Dodge Hellcat down Broadway street at 180 miles an hour

    He pooped his pants because he thought he had to fart and swerved off the road
  5. 2021-07-17 at 7:06 AM UTC
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    Volcano Vaporizer set to maximum with a bowl full of abv Houston
    Originally posted by Average Jane He pooped his pants because he thought he had to fart and swerved off the road

    The end
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  6. 2021-07-17 at 7:11 AM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Volcano Vaporizer set to maximum with a bowl full of abv The end

    of his car was the only part that wasn't bloody, the rest of it was all jacked up because he ran over a lot of people which didn't bother him one bit. "They shouldn't have been on the sidewalk when I was driving so quickly experiencing a bathroom emergency, if they didn't want to get ran over" said Jeff
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  7. 2021-07-17 at 7:12 AM UTC
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    Average Jane Houston
    Originally posted by Volcano Vaporizer set to maximum with a bowl full of abv The end

    You’re a party pooper

  8. 2021-07-17 at 7:13 AM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Average Jane "You’re a party pooper "


    Said a young man who was having a birthday party on the sidewalk, before Jeff Hunter ran over all his party guests.
  9. 2021-07-17 at 7:14 AM UTC
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    Average Jane Houston
    Originally posted by A College Professor of his car was the only part that wasn't bloody, the rest of it was all jacked up because he ran over a lot of people which didn't bother him one bit. "They shouldn't have been on the sidewalk when I was driving so quickly experiencing a bathroom emergency, if they didn't want to get ran over" said Jeff

    Jeff got home and changed his undies and proceeded to scrape the human flesh and organ shrapnel from his once beautiful Hellcat with his Paula Deen spatula. When all of a sudden…
  10. 2021-07-17 at 7:16 AM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Average Jane Jeff got home and changed his undies and proceeded to scrape the human flesh and organ shrapnel from his once beautiful Hellcat with his Paula Deen spatula. When all of a sudden…

    the bell chimed on his Ron Poupille Rotisserie Grill. That meant dinner was ready, Jeff loved how easy and healthy it was to cook with his Ronco Showtime Rotisserie.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. 2021-07-17 at 7:44 AM UTC
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    Average Jane Houston
    Originally posted by A College Professor the bell chimed on his Ron Poupille Rotisserie Grill. That meant dinner was ready, Jeff loved how easy and healthy it was to cook with his Ronco Showtime Rotisserie.

    Jeff loved it so much that one time he set it and forgot it indefinitely and burnt his whole house to the ground. He giggled to himself and thought “at least I have this bomb ass chicken”, “now to fix my house with FLEX SEAL.”





    Also no one else is participating and they are missing out on the next NYT bestseller in the making. Losers.
  12. 2021-07-17 at 8 AM UTC
    #12
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Fuck off cupocheese
  13. 2021-07-17 at 8:13 AM UTC
    #13
    Average Jane Houston
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Fuck off cupocheese

    The hell does that even mean, bruh? You have to get a little more creative and actually make sense for it be impactful.
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  14. 2021-07-17 at 8:20 AM UTC
    #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    the
  15. 2021-07-17 at 8:25 AM UTC
    #15
    Average Jane Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the

    Hooker
  16. 2021-07-17 at 8:31 AM UTC
    #16
    blaster master victim of incest
    ate
  17. 2021-07-17 at 10:57 AM UTC
    #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    nigger
  18. 2021-07-17 at 11:26 AM UTC
    #18
    Average Jane Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung nigger

    Ballsack
  19. 2021-07-17 at 11:42 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    AND THEN THE NIGGER SAID AYO IF YOU GOT NUTS ON THE WALL ARE THOSE WALNUTS
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  20. 2021-07-17 at 3:30 PM UTC
    #20
    Average Jane Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood AND THEN THE NIGGER SAID AYO IF YOU GOT NUTS ON THE WALL ARE THOSE WALNUTS

    he added, “I’d like to put some of them walnuts on my sundae, I bet they’re deeeeeelicious, I love nuts in my mouth!”
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