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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    >look at last page
    >acidgvrl - cumcore

    guess not
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    are we holesome yet?
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what makes you the absolute arbiter of what is disruption and what isnt.

  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Kafka Girls are never naturally crude so she's being fake with you.

    "I'm autistic and literally emotionally retarded"

    "I have intuited the exact psychological dynamic of a couple on the opposite side of the Atlantic by reading their shitposts"
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It's been years since the original ban lol. As a number of folks have pointed out, you're not actually dumb and you can post some good stuff, and I never actually disagreed with that. The original issue related to what, per the site rules, constituted intentional disruption. I'm going to stop banning the alts, and won't ban the original account if you want to post on it again. The same rules as before are still in place, but at this point your alts haven't been breaking rules so I don't see any point in continuing to trash them given the original ban is long since expired (I'm also too lazy to re-implement the auto-ban script).

    I fully expect the next reply in this thread to be some homoerotic rape joke lol. But that's ok, being a weird aggressive gay angry dude was never the issue. So uh, welcome back, I hope we can find a way to make this work.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Kafka I can sense when someone's a Gemini. Basically they settle with chubby girls because they're insecure so are extra nurturing toward their men, but they really want to cheat with someone actually attractive and cold, but they can't settle with someone cold, and they do this behind your back.

    If I complain about something lala's usual reaction is "stop being a pussy" so I'm not sure you've really got the read right here friendo
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by frala I did not cook anything.

    You iced a cake, that's gotta count for something
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra I don't think you can lol

    I haven't tried in a while but it used to be that if you tried to hide in a vehicle during a horde a shitload of angry birds would spawn

    That one time soy and I got our shit fucked up, I managed to kite around on a motorcycle in a flat area, popping off to take some pot shots and gun down a few birds before hopping back on to drive off again. I think running around in vehicles is viable again as long as you pop out to clear birds every now and then. At least until you have enough demolishers that they'll fuck up all the drivable surface, but if you do it in a snowfield or something, or just a long stretch of road, you could probably make it work pretty well
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Triple posting is fear announced
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Hey, emo is cool >:(
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Allu ackbar!
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It’s an engagement party for one of her friends, which I didn’t know was a thing. I guess it’s like pregaming for a wedding? Or a combined stag/hen party? Idk, I’m figuring it out as we go
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Nah, I’d be involved in that party prep, setting up the celebratory paragliders
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Does the list of lists which I’m on or contained in a sublist thereof, contain itself?
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Add that list to the list of lists which I’m on
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Great, now I’m on the list
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    And I’m sitting in a room with discarded husbands and sons watching football and discussing how none of us can figure out why tulle exists.

    Folx, send help
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Sesame oil is dank, throw that shit in everything I say
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Fox You don’t even need to go to an auction they’re hella cheap on autotrader. My first car was a 5 series only like 8 years old with no accidents, $4500. They lose all their value after a couple years because rich people just lease them, or trade up for the newest model after a year or 2.

    That was back when I was broke and cared about having a nice clean WHIP. But German cars suck ass. Now I’m rich and I drive a Honda.

    I am also rich and drive a Honda.

    Keep the faith brother
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    A rare lanny original:



    Better save it while you can, gonna be worth big bucks one day.
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