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Posts by Lanny

  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I just nailed a slammin slap shot, just call me Wayne Grotsky
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by frala I’m doing 90 on the freeway but would also like to sell you some propane

    You made me drive you around all night because you got toasted off two fruity cocktails
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    No, I’m not a faggot like you
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I've only played ds2 & ds3. Never really tried to parry in either one. Used a shield tank in 2 and did the twin blades in 3 so not sure if I'd survive Sekiro.

    None of the ds games really got parrying right imo. I mean it’s a fun high skill option but it’s pretty punishing to try and get good at, and basically useless in most the boss fights when you’d really want to use it. You do have a tiny window to partial parry (at least in 1 you do) but it’s basically the same as missing. Sekiro’s system is such that you’ll parry most of what you attempt to, but depending on accuracy you’ll get a better or worse result and the whole system is a lot more interactive than “either you get a phat reposte or eat a hit to the face”.

    Originally posted by Meikai doesn't sekiro have 🤢

    difficulty settings? 🤮

    It doesn’t. It actually has less stuff to attenuate difficulty (eg multiplayer, level grind) so you kinda just gotta get gud (but doing so generally doesn’t require hours pouring over the wiki)
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra wrong, from made armored core

    Mecha is a gay Islamic plot



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood fromsoft is mid and so is sekiro it's a mid souls game. I never played any souls game or Sekiro, this is just the sentiment I hear. It's overhyped, maybe the hype is appropriate as it doesn't seem like a bad game to me, but it doesn't seem overtly masterful either.

    I mean, being good at your rigid genre of a game or even changing up that genre in new interesting ways is that really much of a bar to overcome especially if you are the one setting the bar in the first place.

    I should probably play a souls game someday. Or a metroidvania shuhuehuehuwwwwww what if you mixed both genres fuys

    I mean FS is kinda ezmode game dev in that they basically own the genre they publish in, I can’t deny that. And they have a formula they haven’t really changed in over a decade. But that doesn’t make their games bad, kinda the opposite, they have something that works and they’ve been playing with polish and variations for forever.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by frala You’re fromsoft

    I turn from soft into from hard

  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It’s so good it’s almost perfect. It completes what bloodborne started in making the actually fun way to play the game optimal and obvious, it basically discards a leveling system to eliminate the eternal issue new players always have with “am I under leveled or do I just suck?”, and despite being thematically a mishmash of bad trip and obscure Japanese folk lore involving feeding a lot of things that aren’t food to a lot of people, it actually is the least cryptic title in the catalogue in terms of mechanics item utility (looking at you ds 1&2 roll mechanics, insight in bb, fucken solaire quest line). People call it the hardest game of the lot but idk, it feels easier than pretty much everything except ER. Sure you can’t level grind to beat bosses, but also you don’t have to level grind to beat bosses.


    Anyways it’s p good, you should go play it
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Lotta jelly about my rock hard loaf up in here
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by infinityshock good reply. wholly expected and no surprise

    “Hur dur, just research <antisemetic keyword here>” is honestly a worse response than “lol lmao”. At least the latter is honest about being a non-argument. What you do superficially looks like a response, but thus far you’ve failed to seriously engage with or refute anything in this thread. Honestly you’re just demonstrating the point that the chosen people have us goyim intellectually outgunned
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Meikai Whites are to Asians as Asians are to jedis. When you separate jedis from other kinds of white people, whites become the new spics, Asians become the new whites, and jedis become the new chart-topping Asians.

    Yee, gotta agree. Per the stereotype whites are less socialized, less in-groupy, and more aggressive than jedis or south East Asians, which is also how you’d describe the black stereotype relative to the white one. If you’re going to make an argument for white supremacy it’s going to have to be a Goldilocks kind of affair
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Meikai ⛽🪁
    🍚🪖🆕

    Gas the kites?

    Let the holokite begin
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Does that mean when they fuck me they lay eggs inside my belly or dick hole or do I have to roll out their internal egg sac and smear my sperm all over it to fertilize their clutch

    Nah, dinos can’t get shield poked
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.nexusmods.com/7daystodie/mods/1310

    > more zombies/faster spawn, I'd go with x8 but try less if you want

    https://www.nexusmods.com/7daystodie/mods/1291

    > headshots do like 3x-10x damage depending on whether they're armored, body shots do 20%

    they're just xml files, put them in the ./mods/[mod name]/ subfolder, no need for clients to do anything

    also might want to turn down zombie block damage (in the regular server settings) to like 25% if there are going to be loads more of them

    Installed. I like the headshot one, sponge zombs ain’t no fun
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Uh-huh
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    “What is your wife’s jizz?”

    I’ll take bodily fluids covering fona for $500, Alex
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Unironically using “fr” is why you’re not getting laid, brother
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I said happy thanksgiving yesterday and I’ll say it again today ya loon.

    But also fuck Black Friday. It’s like we have one non-commercial holiday that’s wholesome and good so it gotta follow it up with mindless slobbering consumerism just to wash the possibility of anything pleasant off our collective palate
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Crisolis 3 whole dads

    What are each of their email addresses?
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You fucked up the precooked ham didn't you?

    Nah, but I did fuck up your mama’s pussy
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Your ham looks bland and dry.
    My turkey might not have been 5 star but at least I went to the trouble of seasoning it.

    My ham is juicier than your mother’s sopping gash.

    Merry thanksgiving and to all a good night
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