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Posts by Lanny

  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ner vegas LOL how did you LEAF

    Fairy dust and some questionable CSS fuckery


    Originally posted by Kingoftoes THE JAVASCRIPT, MY EYES!!!

    This a a certified JS-free theme, thank you very much
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I should have been working, but instead I spend my morning doing this.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by shitty titty Omg not this again. My jealousy remains intact.

    Lanny will never love me the way he loves Lucy.

    I'm sorry, it's been Lucille Balless all along. Try as you might, you'll never be able to complete with the retarded bubblegum ouroboros nihilism to which I am drawn like a moth to flame.

    Originally posted by Elbow I'm choosing to believe you are both simply going as single versions of yourselves for Halloween.

    Does it scare you ;)
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Elbow I'm too confused to be sad.

    Afeared is probably the most relevant emotion, since you know I'm gonna be slipping into those PMs now ;)
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    God, now I have to deal with more tit pics in my inbox? This shit just keeps getting worse. I'm gonna eat a bottle of ambien and pretend like I'm gonna commit suicide, my precious little feelings are so hurt by this development.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Damn, I got cucked by a guy who had to practice making out with his own mother? Truly a new low for me.
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    We’re cope-parenting
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ner vegas don't forget the frosted tips

    there'll frosted tips aplenty when I pop out of those alpine hotsprings with the lesbians
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Kafka It's OK I'll help. Your first step is to buy the book "Live alone and like it".

    Thanks Kafka, I'll check it out. I'm finally realizing I don't need a woman to be a full independent person, it's liberating, think I'm gonna book a vacation to some lesbian bathhouses in Europe now.
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Are you gonna do an accent wall? Where are you gonna put the accent wall? I think you need an accent wall.
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    this one goes out to the country bumpkins with big ole pumpkins. Thank you to aldra for the theme.
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Generously provided to us by the one and only maddie, by way of aldra. Enjoy niggas
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson those arms look weak…don't you lift brah?

    I did back then, and I was actually in pretty decent shape. Then I got old, fat, and happy
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It’s like I always say: “murdering organ liquifying hos before bros”
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ner vegas fuck the third dimension, it's disgusting
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Where’s the pull request?
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by shitty titty I would if I could! He’s been a little rambunctious lately.

    I’ll ram your buncs
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by shitty titty I don’t know whether to be pissed or turned on

    Both? Angry BJ can be sexy as long as there’s no biting
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    “When I’m being myself, people don’t seem to like me”

    This might be a sign…
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Cuz y’all would give a killer triple BJ

    No pun intended
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