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Posts by Lanny

  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Grimace I agree with you, Bradley.

    I find it such cultish, borderline religious behavior out of football fans. They all have a burning desire to watch each and every game that is aired and will experience a type of withdrawal syndrome which usually displays as depression if they are unable to watch the game for any reason.

    In addition to sitting in front of the TV for hours and hours while wearing their favorite team's memorabilia, they will also have other games that they also would like to watch on their laptop and the stats of yet another game on their phone so they can simultaneously experience three games at once. They seem to get some sort of high off of it.

    While the games are on, it is completely consuming to them. They are incapable of interaction, discussion, or anything else because they are so powerfully emotionally invested in what they are watching, completely captivated by the men in tight fitting attire chase after a ball. If their team wins, they jump into the air and scream this wild, animalistic scream. If watching with other fans, they might hug each other, chest bump, or high-five in some weird fraternal-like ritual. They leave the room high on endorphins. Their heart beating hard with joy and a permanent smile etched upon their face.

    Likewise, if their team loses, they are met with crippling depression and devolve into solitary confinement where they lie face down in the dark and refuse to speak to anyone or go to work or do anything but lie there in their misery because of men in the TV who didn't catch the ball correctly. lol

    It's actually pretty pathetic, really. I always said, those that are hardcore football fans are of the homosexual and low IQ variety.

    So this was very much my view of things prior to lala and getting at least a little into football. And I mean there are totally people who are like that: the game is their life, their emotional state is dictated by their team's performance, human interaction is forgone in favor of passively consuming the sport.

    On the other hand, there's a more social ritual (which I think is actually more common than the crazed football hermit lifestyle) wherein people gather around, share food and drink, casually enjoy the sport, and talk about it and other bullshit. It's kind of like a little feast where you chill out, drink and eat, and there's some entertainment if you're into it or you can ignore the game and just shoot the shit with people, or be comfy and shitpost on the forum or whatever else in the presence of other human beings. I mean the whole ritual is very american and not exactly healthy, but I guess I just mean to say there's a more low key way that people do the football thing that I didn't expect until I got lured into it with food and booze. Sorta feels like a mini thanksgiving you can do every sunday in the fall.
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bradley Don't make my thread gay

    >your thread
    >not gay
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage


    ohh

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  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Crispy Lanny is suck a pedo, why are you fucking little Somalians

    I know you want everyone to be a pedo so everyone will fawn over your cringe attention whoring antics, but honestly you gross me out crispo
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood metaphysics is retarded insert may mays here

    Captain metaphysics, he’s our hero! Gonna take unnecessary posits down to zero!
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Fluttershy LANNY THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT YOU ARE BREAKING THE NO DERAILMENT OF THREADS RULES THIS THREAD IS ABOUT YOU NOT DOING YOUR JOB NOT WHAT IS OR ISNT A WOMAN!!!! BAN EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD OR I'LL MAKE EVEN MORE THREADS RIDICULUING YOU FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE AND INEPTITUTDE AND STUPIDITY YOU STUPID INEPT INCOMPITENT DUMB DUMB!!!

    No fluttershy! Anything but that! I’ll be good, just don’t hurt me 😭

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr A Ho is a Ho, and a bro a bro… depending on the internal plumbing. <———— this chit(a person’s biology) will never change no matter how much you cut off, stretch around, or attach to one’s outside appearance.

    In most cases, I don’t think a physician will treat a person(in a life threatening circumstance) by what someone’s got going on the “outside” they will go off of their “biological” plumbing at birth.

    Sure, no one says cutting off your dick magically gives you a uterus or a chick getting a short haircut means she’s immune to breast cancer. There’s no real arguing over anatomy or biology. The situation though is that “woman” is not a word that exclusively describes anatomy.
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If there are not XX chromosomes there is no woman.

    per your own source, this is a lie
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage


    Through the power of y'alls fuckups, we've helped buy this lovely couple the keys to their economic future. To everyone who has TSTM'd: if you never do another good thing in your miserable lives, at least you did this, and helped a nigga live a better life.
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Identify" is not the same as "identified".

    Indeed, which indicates that even if you don't want to acknowledge someone as a woman, they in fact still are, by definition
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Ok Wozner
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker an adult female human being

    Literally if you would have read like 20 more words from your own link (know that’s hard for you):

    > an adult who lives and identifies as female though they may have been said to have a different sex at birth
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Folx, he lied on his time card to many times so ADP finally offed him
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Come back to tg fishfry, you might get an answer there
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    P.S. Real men remove their own limiters
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I had the limiter legally removed when I upgraded from 111 C.I. (1818.96 C.C.) to 116 C.I. (1900.9 C.C.).

    Is 1900 also the year you had this work done in, grandpa?
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    postan in a shitpussy thread
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Speed would be the kind of guy who wants to beat up children, because it's the only way he can feel in control of anything.
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Crispy Rat poison cant kill people, retard
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Any machine is programmed for response. It's impossible to program a machine to be independent of its own programming. That's the reason "AI" isn't really intelligence, it's just a well-trained parrot in digital form.

    You’re the digital parrot over here, repeating this same tired line year after year despite your being thoroughly embarrassed with how not just wrong but incoherent it is, time and time again
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I thought this was going to be a funny winston churchill thread now I'm just dissapointed
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