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  1. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I am outside. On my 92' x 10' covered front porch. Sitting with my dogs and a cup of coffee just enjoying the 80 degree weather in October.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you're speaking about tropical storm Milton you're a brainwashed moron. It's currently in the gulf off the east coast of Mexico. Even if it makes cat 3 as "predicted" it will likely hit Tampa on the west coast. You are in Miami which is about 150 south of Tampa and about 260 west. All you're going to get is high winds and some mild flooding possibly.

    How many hurricanes have you been through? I've been in cat 3 through cat 5 on an island 35 miles off the coast that was only 70 miles long by just 2 miles at it's widest point.

    They are not anywhere near as bad as the media makes it out. Just use your head and realize you might be inconvenienced for a few days. Think of it as a camping trip in your house. No big deal…

    That’s a lot of numbers and measurements! Are you sure your not autistic, speedy?
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  2. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Speedy is a nickname for peedy. Hes a peddyphile
  3. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Peedyphile
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy That’s a lot of numbers and measurements! Are you sure your not autistic, speedy?

    Having been a surveyor in the military I know ever degree of latitude is roughly 69 miles. A quick Google voice search on Android reveals there is 2.2 degrees latitude between Tampa and Miami. Having lived in Tampa for 5 years I know Florida is only 350 to 200 miles wide on the peninsula.

    It seems you kids think anyone with half a brain is autistic.

    As Jiggaboo_Johnson is fond of saying, " Stay in school kid".

  5. Gridlocke Houston
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Having been a surveyor in the military I know ever degree of latitude is roughly 69 miles. A quick Google voice search on Android reveals there is 2.2 degrees latitude between Tampa and Miami. Having lived in Tampa for 5 years I know Florida is only 350 to 200 miles wide on the peninsula.

    It seems you kids think anyone with half a brain is autistic.

    As Jiggaboo_Johnson is fond of saying, " Stay in school kid".


    For a surveyor, it's pretty sad you mistook east for west



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you're speaking about tropical storm Milton you're a brainwashed moron. It's currently in the gulf off the east coast of Mexico. Even if it makes cat 3 as "predicted" it will likely hit Tampa on the west coast. You are in Miami which is about 150 south of Tampa and about 260 west. All you're going to get is high winds and some mild flooding possibly.

    How many hurricanes have you been through? I've been in cat 3 through cat 5 on an island 35 miles off the coast that was only 70 miles long by just 2 miles at it's widest point.

    They are not anywhere near as bad as the media makes it out. Just use your head and realize you might be inconvenienced for a few days. Think of it as a camping trip in your house. No big deal…
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Gridlocke For a surveyor, it's pretty sad you mistook east for west

    So you got me on a minor detail that changes nothing in the math. Good for you kiddo. Go put a star on the fridge.
  7. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Having been a surveyor in the military I know ever degree of latitude is roughly 69 miles. A quick Google voice search on Android reveals there is 2.2 degrees latitude between Tampa and Miami. Having lived in Tampa for 5 years I know Florida is only 350 to 200 miles wide on the peninsula.
    It seems you kids think anyone with half a brain is autistic.

    As Jiggaboo_Johnson is fond of saying, " Stay in school kid".

    No, googling the distance in latitude and then converting it to miles instead of just googling the distance is definitely an autistic way to do it.
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  8. Gridlocke Houston
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So you got me on a minor detail that changes nothing in the math. Good for you kiddo. Go put a star on the fridge.

    Numbers aren't automatically math. You have to use them in some kind of operation. This is geography.
  9. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I KNOW EVERY DEGREE OF LATITUDE BUT I DO NOT KNOW EAST FROM WEST
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  10. Crispy reverse pedophile
    I know east from west because i live on the west coast
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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Gridlocke Numbers aren't automatically math. You have to use them in some kind of operation. This is geography.

    Semantics however have nothing to do with math. I misspoke and it didn't change the facts. Deal with sparky.
  12. Gridlocke Houston
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Semantics however have nothing to do with math. I misspoke and it didn't change the facts. Deal with sparky.

    When you misspeak every time you speak it probably means you're just dumb.
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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Gridlocke When you misspeak every time you speak it probably means you're just dumb.

    Like you and Kamala?
  14. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Who the fuck brought up kamala into this?
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Ya I love Florida. I lived on the west coast for several years -peedyparker
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Speter Sparker aka spiderwomyn confirmed audist and gay geographer. Looks like another successful krololo thread fuys
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Ya I love Florida. I lived on the west coast for several years -peedyparker

    2 maybe 3
  18. Originally posted by Lanny Speter Sparker aka spiderwomyn confirmed audist and gay geographer. Looks like another successful krololo thread fuys

    Yeah, but his oxygen intake far surpasses yours.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    I have agreed to fight the guy after Muhammed Meyers breaks things off
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    UPDATE: I officially ended things. I didn't need to use any special lines, or say any reassuring words to make her feel better. She basically admitted her fault, which was basically guilt-tripping me last month, and I used the opportunity to verify that it was indeed the case, but of course without making her feel bad.
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