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Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition

  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    SAA appear to think another jedistrike is imminent
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra SAA appear to think another jedistrike is imminent

    there is something unusual going on with that anti-kike protest on the part of the palestinians. it was a royal shit-show now its quiet as a church service...and that isnt normal.
  3. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Did anyone hear about the fire-kites the Palestinians supposedly used? Apparently they did a fair bit of fire damage to crops.

    It'd be great if they could do coordinated fire-strikes during summer, in order to swamp firefighting services. Light up the whole stolen country.

    Apparently they're literally just kites, like an ordinary kid's kite, with a molotov cocktail or something similar attached. And the jedis are trying to fight them with drones and the like. Lol.


    https://www.timesofisrael.com/burning-kite-from-gaza-sparks-fire-in-israel/
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  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by S­oyboy Did anyone hear about the fire-kites the Palestinians supposedly used? Apparently they did a bit of fire damage to crops.

    It'd be great if they could do coordinated fire-strikes during summer, in order to swamp firefighting services. Light up the whole stolen country.

    yea...thats some funny shit. setting tires on fire...picking up the tear-gas cannisters and throwing them back and the kikes...
  5. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    What a miserable fucking desert the place looks like. Arson would be perfect there. Like you can literally drop incendiaries from a rocket, a balloon, whatever. You could easily fly a weather-ballon over Israel, in the upper stratosphere, and deliver little incendiaries that way. Kids do the like with arduinos nowadays.
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by S­oyboy What a miserable fucking desert the place looks like. Arson would be perfect there. Like you can literally drop incendiaries from a rocket, a balloon, whatever. You could easily fly a weather-ballon over Israel, in the upper stratosphere, and deliver little incendiaries that way. Kids do the like with arduinos nowadays.

    it is a shithole.

    air isnt feasible. the kikes have constant CAP patrols and dont even let most commercial air traffic thru their airspace. thats why the mudslimes make up ghetto rockets to launch into kikeland if for no other purpose than to make the kikes waste $100k of US taxpayer dollars on killing a flying propane canister.

    not exaggerating.
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  7. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    You can get a weatherballon that will lift a kilogram load to 100,000 feet for €100 on ebay. Add an arduino and GPS sensor and some geo-fence programming and a couple of incendiaries. It would not be hard, especially if you were able to reduce the weight of the incendiaries enough.
  8. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    This Swastika kite is the best thing ever. As well as the jedi kvetching about his burned crops.
    https://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-5260477,00.html
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  9. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
    This Swastika kite is the best thing ever. As well as the jedi kvetching about his burned crops.
    https://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-5260477,00.html

    but when its up and flying its a buddhist kite.

    are they trying to implicate the buddhists ???
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Did anyone hear about the fire-kites the Palestinians supposedly used? Apparently they did a fair bit of fire damage to crops.

    Apparently it just started out as a traditional thing with a small torch attached to the kite, then one went down and started a bushfire and they found it hilarious. About a week ago jedis started targeting kite flyers with airstrikes.

    Originally posted by infinityshock there is something unusual going on with that anti-kike protest on the part of the palestinians. it was a royal shit-show now its quiet as a church service…and that isnt normal.

    It's supposed to be a 15 day protest/march from memory, and the jedis killed around 60 on the last day alone so I'm guessing they broke off the overt protests ASAP. Given the Jerusalem/Quds issue and growing support from countries like Turkey, I'm guessing you're right and the next phase is building quietly.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING You can get a weatherballon that will lift a kilogram load to 100,000 feet for €100 on ebay. Add an arduino and GPS sensor and some geo-fence programming and a couple of incendiaries. It would not be hard, especially if you were able to reduce the weight of the incendiaries enough.

    The Japanese did it in WWII with paper lanterns and candles, lol.

    That said jedis enforce a blockade on Gaza and the West Bank where they often can't even get food or medicine, let alone 'luxury items' or robotics/automation gear that could potentially be used in weapons (I have a picture somewhere of a Soviet DShK that ISIS turned into a pretty solid sentry gun with an arduino and some servos).
  12. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by aldra The Japanese did it in WWII with paper lanterns and candles, lol.

    That said jedis enforce a blockade on Gaza and the West Bank where they often can't even get food or medicine, let alone 'luxury items' or robotics/automation gear that could potentially be used in weapons (I have a picture somewhere of a Soviet DShK that ISIS turned into a pretty solid sentry gun with an arduino and some servos).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_balloon

    The Japanese launched from Japan and just let the jet stream carry their balloons over. There's no need to be close at all. Unfortunately the Jet Stream blows generally from west to east.

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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    YEah, I just meant if the Japanese can start fires from across the pacific, it probably doesn't take modern tech for arabs to do it across a few kilometres of DMZ
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Israel's 'Iron Dome' fired off an interceptor just now, and came out with several official stories for its cause:

    1. A missile was launched from Syria and was intercepted
    2. A drone flying over the Golan fired a missile which was intercepted
    3. A 'technical malfunction' caused the interceptor to be fired at nothing

    Personally I'm thinking Russia's shown the SAA some new ECM tricks and they're testing effectiveness... The 'Iron Dome' has been hopeless at stopping Hamas' flying gas tanks (something like a 5% interception rate during 'Protective Edge' and 'Cast Lead'... lol) so it's unlikely to fair any better against professionally made missiles, even if they're old Soviet tech.

    Anyway, the interceptor's landed right near an SAA position and appears to be fairly intact, so this will likely be considered a massive loss for israel similar to the two missiles Russia was able to disable and capture in the US/UK/FR barrage on the 14/4.


  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    Impressive still from a video that managed to capture a suicide bomber in Fallujah today
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra Israel's 'Iron Dome' fired off an interceptor just now

    And with that, there are new warnings of imminent jedistrikes.
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra

    Impressive still from a video that managed to capture a suicide bomber in Fallujah today



    my mistake, it's apparently from 2016.


    SYRIA - You may have heard about an attack on the SAA's Hama Airbase - apparently it wasn't an attack. Dickhead locals were backburning brush and the fire spread out of control, destroying four ammunition depots. Significant loss of equipment but no deaths; the situation is now under control.
  18. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra my mistake, it's apparently from 2016.

    you need to refund MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING his thanks.
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    SYRIA - ISIS torched their own base on the edge of Damascus, knowing they won't be able to hold the SAA off much longer.

    France is apparently building a military base in East Raqqa, which is both interesting and bothering for a number of reasons.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    YEMEN - The Saudis and their mercenaries (I'm not sure where they're getting them from now) are making progress in northern Saada - they've taken several towns in a massive offensive; the question will now be how long they can sustain it.
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