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2018-04-25 at 7:15 PM UTC in What is your favourite fruit and vegetable?HTS and sploo
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2018-04-24 at 11:24 PM UTC in How do you manage your economy of thanks?Like this:
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2018-04-24 at 10:38 PM UTC in Mail Theft>swim might want to locate the nearest storm sewer or sanitary sewer
>swim could break open the side of the pipe
>swim then carefully(this is key) tunnels his way to the bottom of the lock box
>swim chips a hole in the bottom of the box(es)
>swim then uses appropriate sized BAKING PANS to create a false floor for the boxes , and screws them in place
>swim takes a nap in his tunnel waiting for the sound of delivery truck
>swim unscrews baking pan false floor and sticks his head into the box opening awaiting delivery person
>delivery person opens box door
>swim grabs them by the collar aand shrieks violently at delivery person causing their heart to skip a beat (theretofoore you extended their life so this is actually a patriotic event) and freeze up because they just got totally stunned
>swim chlorophylls the driver and pulls him into the sewer
>swim exits through the locker and closes door
>swim then has a entire truck of packages
>???
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2018-04-24 at 10:28 PM UTC in Mail Theft>hide in the bushes waiting for delivery person to show up
>wait for them to get their special box key out then chlorophyll them from behind
>put them in their mail truck with sunglasses on and looking down at a clipboard or some shit so as to minimize suspicion
>go quickly and duplicate special key per bathroomStop's suggestion
>return and put delivery person on the ground pretending to do CPR on them until they wake up
>tell them they were dead and you saved their life
>become hero and keymaster at the same timeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-23 at 10:29 PM UTC in I figured out what Enters problem isEnters problem is that he is an alright guy who lives in a western country. Western countries are demonically possessed, and normal people have a hard time there.
How is it that the kids pushing gun control on CNN admitted to bullying the alleged shooter, but everyone is trying to ban guns, not bullying? -
2018-04-23 at 2:25 PM UTC in I figured out what Enters problem isI would rather kill myself than enter a marriage with no way out, I'm 100% serious.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-23 at 1:21 AM UTC in I figured out what Enters problem is
Originally posted by Madman I pretended to be a feminist to date a girl once, "If your feminism isn't intersectional it's not feminism" I still don't know what the point of feminism is but I fucked her and didn't pay for much of her shit, She still calls me sometimes because I'm a real smooth talker and make good friends with the girls I date. Always compliment them on their character and personality and if you can tell them they have a beautiful nature, be a good listener and be their best friend, Every girlfriend I've had has called me months to years later and I fuck them again.
Pretending to be a feminist to get pussy is beta as fuck and super slimy, and being called slimy by me is pretty fuckin bad dude.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-20 at 9:59 PM UTC in had my picts taken recentlythis is how i imagine you
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2018-04-20 at 7:17 PM UTC in Businesses I ownPuma makes a shoe after me.
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2018-04-16 at 11:47 PM UTC in if you type in the website IN ALL CAPITALS IT DOESN'T LOAD THE PAGEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-16 at 4:17 PM UTC in Ah, fuck it. I'm going to reveal my secret.This has broke my heart. I was totally gay for Enter.
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2018-04-15 at 9:37 PM UTC in accidentally froze a beer , need plan moving forwardput in freezer to chill it more quick, left it in too long now it feels froze solid and the top of the can looks a bit bulbous .
will it safe to thaw in the fridge or will it popThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-13 at 8:28 PM UTC in As a community, how do we feel about Russia?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-12 at 4:16 AM UTC in Social Things...I have a really unusual skill that allows me to say anything to one person, even in the context of a larger group, and ensure that only my target hears me. Sometimes I'll just say something really fucked up and they'll look around, open-mouthed, unsure how nobody else overheard. I don't know how I developed this, but I use comedic timing and I think it's appreciated.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-11 at 8:19 PM UTC in Shoplifting techniqueProof of Purchase Shoplifting
1. Buy item in the $200-$300 range.
2. Take item to trunk of car.
3. Return to store and place exact same item in cart and stick receipt to box.
4. Either return item for full refund or exit with second item.
5. Show proof of purchase if stopped. -
2018-04-07 at 12:10 PM UTC in Bitch that attacked Youtube
Originally posted by Juicebox Not trying to be an edgelord, but this is really upsetting to me
I would prefer these mass shootings to not happen at all, but someone finally shoots up a place that deserves it, and they don't even kill anyone? FFS.
Not a total loss; think of all the trauma and PTSD they'd be going through.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-05 at 3:39 AM UTC in As a community, how do we feel about Russia?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-03 at 2:04 AM UTC in Florida shooting: at least 17 killed in high school attack
Originally posted by SBTlauien It really doesn't matter though. These shooters kill such a small ammount of people that its really not that big of a deal. If it started happening more, then society would care more.
Right now its more of a media thing(entertainment) and something people talk about and may protest guns or whatever. But the general American mindset is, "If I don't get killed by one of these shooters,then I couldn't care less."
As a society, Americans would rather bully and outcast certain people, while paying a price for it(even though they bitch and cry about it). This is a choice Americans have made as a society. If they were that upset about the price they pay for doing so, they would changed their behavior.
They only people directly affected by this are those that catch a bullet or those that know one that does. That's such a small amount of people, ans those same cry babies made the choice so its their own fault afterall.
Its kindof like everyone asks for it, and knows of the consequences, but when someone they know gets fucked up by an outcast, they suddenly feel sorry for themselves.
lol, American culture.
FagThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-02 at 11:19 PM UTC in Stealing grillsGet a small box truck like this;
And a crew of urself plus three. U pull up on a street and three of u go out grabbing barbecues, bringing them back to the truck. The truck driver occasionally pulls forward as the runners move down the street, before you know it u have a truck with 12-18 deluxe barbecue grills.
Also, you are going to have a LOT of propane bottles so a good idea is to convert the truck to run off of propane which = FREE DRIVING from now on out.
Next, sell your least favorite grill ( for about 120-230 dollars on FB marketplace) to buy the following;
Steaks
Salmon
Shrimp
Vidalia Onions
Yellow Potatoes
Shiskabob sticks
Hamburgers
Fancy Pickles
Mustard
PorkChops
Cervezas
Brussel Sprouts
Asparagus
Olive Oil
Now you get your CREW together and have a good old fashioned BARBECUE , and I mean a HELL of a barbecue you can cook on 12 to 14 of the hottest and latest grills and be done in record time. -
2018-03-27 at 10:49 PM UTC in How a nigga live - tour of me new pad.
Originally posted by NARCassist just moved in my new apartment this morning, thought i'd give my niggas a tour. its pretty small little place but its practical and all the room i need to be honest. so i'm happy with it. and its so good to get out of the other place with all those poncing little chavvy faggots.
any questions?
nice shithole. show the junkies that are hanging out at your crackhouse.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
