You will be leader of a rebel group charged with defending Oregon from Californian invaders. You will help restore the constitution in your state, as well as make Oregon an autonomous federal subject.
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Wake up, have to shit and piss, wash my face and brush teeth but I can't because someone is painting the door of the bathroom or cleaning the toilet or something. Want to make coffee but someone else has a pot going and not enough for me, Want food but someone is cleaning the kitchen.
Want to smoke weed but there's too many people around. Horny and can't do anything about it because too many people.
Check my phone for news stories, messages, posts on forums, did the world end yet?. Nope nope nope and nope.
Then I will try to clean but the garbage bin in full so I just say fuck it and leave the house, go to get iced coffee and visit the local bakery for some goods and usually buy cigarettes because im stressed out about not being able to do anything.
Then I go back home and do research or watch YouTube videos until lunch time.
Today when I woke up i had to piss for 3 hours but every time I went up the stairs there was a dude there painting the walls or something so I went to go piss at the park but there were maintenance workers there so I went to the coffee shop and both urinals were in use so I just got a coffee and went home and the dude was still painting the stairs.
I haven't been able to shit/piss when I wake up for at least a month.
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I don't think he was trolling. I like the first 3 posts in this thread; two schizos trying to interact with each other lmao. That'd make a great show, The Adventures of SBTlauien and Totse 2001.
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1. Zok refused to give the FBI any information, at first, but then they threatened to seize his site with a subpeona and a warrant, so he gave them everything they wanted. They also gagged him.
2. Henderson didn't even really distribute any coupons, either physically or electronically. All he did was make some how-to's and guides on how to make them.
3. The Coupon Information Center investigator was posting on Zoklet under the username, CIC, and the FBI cyber-agent was posting under the username, Cicero.
4. Henderson was posting his guides and how-to's on Zoklet, not 4chan. The FBI lie as a matter of course, just to keep you off balance.
5. Henderson was using Tor, but slipped up when he accidentally made a post on Zoklet under a sock puppet using his real IP address. The FBI agent was right on it, and that one IP linked up to everything else.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
i have a laptop that does way more, doesn't click shit that i don't want, when all i wanted to do was scroll. and has a decent sized screen which i can see detail on easily. a phone to me is just a phone and a portable temporary computer for when i'm out, but when i'm out most of the time i'm too busy to be surfing and shit. i might look up bus routes or times and shit, but i don't need a few hundred quids worth of flashy gimmick just to do that. i'll have a car soon anyway so the lap can just come with me.
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theres a buttfuckton of shit i do with my phone that would be inconvenient or impossible to do with a laptop.
- spontaneous pictures/video (obviously) - assorted types of GPS usage and mapping functions (try carting a laptop out to BFE nowhere) - OBDII interactions - sex toy (try sticking a laptop into a chicks cooter see how that works out for you)
there are several other uses but they could technically be done with a laptop, except that the laptop has to be fired up if its not left always-on, which wastes battery/power/service-life. as in...im not going to go spark up a PC just to do a three-second check on what the weather is. also, a laptop is too big and bulky in comparison to a mobile phone.
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This website (Niggasin.space) was foreshadowed by legendary TOTSE members back in the days of the bbs. They said that a third era would come, after the collapse of the first two sites, and that this era would be led by a deceiver. We now know this deceiver to be Lanny.
Unbenknownst to you, Niggasin.space is being used to get data from for Lanny to develop a psychological profiling tool. All of the threads you make, and ESPECIALLY the ones that you begin to make but then decide not to and just go back to browsing, are fed into a machine in his basement while he tweaks his algorithms. He needed a lot of different personalities that he knew personally, and that he could use the computer to rate. If he is able to accomplish what he is trying to do, he will eventually be able to construct a believable AI simulation of a human voice that he will likely use to impersonate Jeff Hunter, which will bring consequences none of you could even understand.
I am surprised by how little the people here know. It seems totse2k1 is the only one with any inkling of an idea of what has been going on for the past 17 years, but even he knows little.
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