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Posts That Were Thanked by SBTlauien

  1. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I hit some retailers, went hiking, and now am waiting to eat Indian food.

    Nobody has said "your mom?" Well, your moms. All if yours.
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  2. I thought I found you but its not your van :(
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  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Sounds like a dope hussle.
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  4. Thats great, I bet all those cops that spent most of their lives chasing stoners are feeling pretty useless now. All that wasted effort.
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    How dare you call us a forum.
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  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    mq is clearly and cool bro

    but in the second pic he look like a cat boogler bout 2 get u with his pig sticker

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  7. Yeah those two people on each side of him love that asshole a lot.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    Thank you.
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  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Google has invested heavily in AI and machine learning for many years, and now that hard work has paid off as they bring useful AI and efficient machine learning to anyone with a capable device. Assistant, Home, Duplex, Lens (pushed to OnePlus users recently, suck it bitches), and even the Pixel 2 phones have a secondary processor dedicated to image processing and machine learning tasks.

    It's come a long way, that's for sure. Personally, it's use in autonomous vehicles is more exciting than Duplex or Assistant. I don't care if Duplex can make calls in Morgan Freeman's voice. It'll never be cooler than motherfuckin self-driving cars.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This community stems from things like BAD IDEAS.

    SBT is no troll m8s. He just likes to think about theft, and I like it. I like iiiiiit.
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  11. CP3_oh Yung Blood
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I bought some new summer clothing. Then I may or not have taken the tags off and placed them onto older clothing and returned.

    My friend did this last year with jackets, coats, sweetshirts, and fleeces, all decent brand name, and like eight pair of jeans. It saved him over $1000.

    You know, you could probabley buy a high end fan and buy a low end one(as long as they look similar) and then place the low end one into the box of the high end one, and return it. Not sure if its worth it though.

    I can see why you got a pirate as an avatar - lol
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  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you wasted ur money
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  13. 1st world problems...
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  14. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Operating in my capacity as an officer of the court, I have determined that issuing the initial subpoenas via public announcement is the most appropriate and expeditious way to begin proceedings. Each of them has been filed through the NIS 5th circuit court, where we shall officially condemn libelous claims and defamation aimed at the plaintiff, and interruption of commerce, for which we will be seeking compensatory damages. The offending statements have been documented in spoilers beneath each defendant's name.

    I expect all of you will have responded to this round of subpoenas within five business days, or I will request that the judge (a personal friend of mine) hold you in contempt and fine you $500 for each day of noncompliance. Your court date will be Saturday, May 12. Please arrive at 8 AM CST.

    The following users are implicated in this summons:

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery: You made more false accusations against my client than everybody else combined, and you fabricated statements to damage his business relationships. I’m not sure we can even accept a settlement, given the circumstances. Destroying you will serve as a message to libelous anarchists the world over.



    mmQ: You falsely propagated the rumor that my client is guilty of a crime for which he has never been charged, and additionally, you tried to sweep it under the rug. This is significant, and you need a lawyer.


    Note: You can’t file motions as a defendant, mmQ. I can’t charge you for it myself, but one hint of resistance and I’ll be calling in a favor with the DA’s office to hit you for obstruction. Are you prepared for a long and costly legal battle? Or would you prefer to settle, and put this to rest now? I promise that you won’t win if this goes to trial. I’d choose the less painful option if I were in your position.


    ohfralala: You presumed my client’s guilt, and you published a statement circulating a series of vicious rumors on a message board, facilitating a conspiracy against my client and permanently damaging his reputation. I’m going to see to it that you pay dearly.



    POLECAT: I don’t think there’s legal precedence for what you’ve done, but it is so wrong and utterly opposed to justice and human nature that I foresee new case law in the making after we’re done murdering you on the stand.



    HTS: You fabricated two statements from my client and published them on a message board to assassinate his moral character.



    Nil: You published a fictional account of my client’s life that ultimately assisted in the circulation of malicious lies about his business practices.



    Lanny: In your case, this can be as simple as providing a witness testimony. You don’t have to come into court necessarily, as long as you cooperate and demonstrate remorse and provide me with the IP addresses of users named in this motion as well as a sufficient plan to penalize them as forum administrator with suitable penalties to be approved by my firm. Failure to comply will earn you contempt and a fine, and we furthermore, we will expect to see you in court at the scheduled time.

    HampTheToker: Issued upon user request. Since you seem to enjoy litigation from any side, please consider our firm for representation in the future.
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  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Enjoy your cheap bluetooth speakers, sawdust Vitamins and kitchen gadgets.
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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    try heading west.



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  18. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    On my keyboard to opposite of home is end.
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  19. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I came for the textfiles and stayed for the gentiles
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  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny I knew the enumeratti were trying to silence me, but this is going too far.

    Good name for an OSINT team. "The Enumeratti"
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