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  1. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Amazingly living close to beaches, going to the beach every summer of my life, at 31 years old, I have never been stung by a jellyfish.

    Grazed by large stingrays, close to whales and dolphins, seeing a sea turtle after laying eggs, I've been lucky.

    But the other day I was boogey boarding at low tide. The area we went the water was much murkier than previous times, but no jellyfish were visible.

    So I'm out there maybe not even 20 minutes, and the waves are shitty but enough to catch the occasional tubing wave.

    So I'm riding a wave back and OUCH it feels like bees are stinking my upper leg and then OUCHH travels down to my calf.

    I look back but its all white water I don't see anything but damnnn it wasn't easing up several seconds later. So I start walking in and I tell the chick I was with "OW OW OW I'M FUCKING STUNG ITS STINGING OUCH"



    excuse my hairy legs I usually trim legs so I don't look like such a hairy bastard

    and then I lied down and she offered to pee on it and I was like hehe yeh

    but we looked it up and it said only pee if stranded and rinse with vinegar.

    so is stings like a bitch for hours, I get home and shower and pour some apple cider vinegar on it and it did help a little.

    It was kinda as bad as I thought it would be, and not as bad at the same time. Its hard to describe it maybe feels kinda like a fairly bad burn, perhaps with little needles or pinprick like sensation to go along with it.

    Anyway that's the story of that jellyfish son of a bitch that finally got me
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  2. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by WellHung Op think if ur kid is borm with birth defects or a mental disability….then what?

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  3. EllariaSand African Astronaut
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    duh
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  5. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Why would u save money? Tossin the extra dollar bills at these hoes *snack smack smack*
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    I win.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there aren't any
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  8. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    When you boil lobster, all the pathogens dissolves anyways. So uhm yeah, tear that ocean vacuum floor of dead decaying matter substance up metal! Dip it in butter, and make an uproarious crunch! If you won't, I'll do it with extra emphasis of tasting.
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  9. Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    Lobster 😍
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  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Sounds pretty straightforward. Jut put a simple user interface on a loop. Have a function to print a funky banner and color your output with ANSI codes and it will look pretty damn 1337.
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I put this together last night when I realised lunix acpi didn't recognise my laptop's 'disable trackpad' shortcut (fn+F9) - it uses xinput to detect the device ID and status to enable/disable it. I have it attached to an openbox keybind. Nothing complicated, thought it might be useful to someone else though.


    #!/bin/bash

    # aldra 2018
    # using xinput, find the integrated trackpad and toggle it on/off

    deviceRaw=$(xinput --list|grep -i touchpad|grep -P -o "id=.*\t") # force perl regex as posix apparently doesn't escape tab to \t
    deviceClean=${deviceRaw//[!0-9]/} # retrieve numbers only
    deviceState=$(xinput list-props "$deviceClean" | grep -i enabled | grep -o "[01]$")

    if [ $deviceState == '1' ];then
    xinput --disable "$deviceClean"
    echo "Touchpad on $deviceClean disabled."
    else
    xinput --enable "$deviceClean"
    echo "Touchpad on $deviceClean enabled."
    fi


    I'm aware that there are cleaner ways to do the string manipulation. You can replace 'touchpad' in the deviceRaw line with whatever device you want (xinput --list for a list of them)
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  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny Generally speaking you don't have to have any particular OS with the exception being that you need OSX for iphone development and windows for windows-specific stuff. Platform dependent stuff like that. Being comfortable in a linux environment is pretty common and some jobs will list it as a requirement but it's usually a pretty soft one. And the development experience on linux is generally a bit more pleasant IMO. But again, it usually doesn't matter, what you don't want to do is spend a week installing and tweaking a linux install just so and do zero programming.

    Installing and tweaking a distro is fun though. Also makes you learn Bash while you're at it.
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  13. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
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  14. joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Kitty this is a Christian site...behave.
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  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Can you make sweet love to an asshole?

    I’m all about the sweet love makin 🤗❤️🌹
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  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yes, it's the real me. And I know you definitely know your stuff, scumbag. You contributed a ton of really good knowledge to Bad Ideas and put a hell of a lot of work into it. Yes, ShadyLady did steal some of your stuff and post it as her own guides and how-tos.

    scary.. you stated her name and suddenly she appears (1 post) so she's a lurker then?
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  17. White people need to be monitored more closely to make sure they don't step out of line.
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  18. If you’re an artist and people stop showing up to your art shows you probably suck as an artist.

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  19. the exact same thing happened with the columbine video game like 10 years ago
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  20. 20yrs...You'd be out in 7 if it was a none violent crime...chill daddio.
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