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2018-05-29 at 4:41 PM UTC in best way to kill yourself in prison?
Originally posted by Da Leg Itches if i ever got a 20 years+ term i would almost definitely kill myself, and the way i would do this would be to smuggle in a baggie of a potent fentalog, by hiding it somewhere on my body while anticipating arrest. the thing is if i got cavity searched my plan would go out the window. would there be any foolproof way to smuggle in this narcotic to be able to die painlessly?
piss off the niggers then drop the soap in the shower
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2018-05-28 at 9:03 PM UTC in Why Didn't SpectraL Serve In Vietnam?Low quality shit post from a low quality shit person.
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2018-05-28 at 7:17 PM UTC in Shitting Out BloodNow this is definitely a shit thread.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-28 at 7 PM UTC in Shitting Out BloodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-27 at 7:44 AM UTC in How much, combined, do you spend on these things in a year?Mmm food.. $80/week minimum ($3840)
Gas.. $25/week ($1300)
Clothing.. this year so far maybe $1000.
The rest, nigga how should I knowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-27 at 7:08 AM UTC in Never againThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-26 at 11:26 PM UTC in ParaphiliaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-26 at 12:38 AM UTC in Is Lanny a douchebag?
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2018-05-26 at 12:35 AM UTC in Is Lanny a douchebag?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-25 at 6:08 PM UTC in What is it called when a person believes that everyone should live their lives a certain way?
Originally posted by -SpectraL It's accurate, alright.
nar·cis·sism
noun
excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's physical appearance.
synonyms: vanity, self-love, self-admiration, self-absorption, self-obsession, conceit, self-centeredness, self-regard, egotism, egoism
PSYCHOLOGY
extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents and a craving for admiration, as characterizing a personality type.
PSYCHOANALYSIS
self-centeredness arising from failure to distinguish the self from external objects, either in very young babies or as a feature of mental disorder.
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2018-05-25 at 5:33 PM UTC in What is it called when a person believes that everyone should live their lives a certain way?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-24 at 9:49 AM UTC in Is Lanny a douchebag?
OP crushin it at the gym.....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-22 at 10:11 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby
Originally posted by Bill Krozby but seriously I don't think id be considered a sex offender. I'm more of a sexual harasser but in a charming way.. like
*mmmmm chicken.. im gonna grab dat ass chicken*
its backfired on me a few times for sure but most the time my "victims" like it. theres this girl that works at the grocery store in my hood that i became friends with the last few years because we realized we were born on the same day same year ect.. and I know her husband hes a nice guy.
but anyways i went into heb (a texas grocery store for you yanks) and I was in a kinda tee hee drunk mood and saw her so i kicked her square in her fatass and she turned around and i was like "sup doll" and gave her a hug and she didn't say anything about it and went a long with but after that she gives me the cold shoulder so i try to avoid her as much as possible.
And I was fired from my best job ever hoboken pie by calling a co-worker a faggot and i said i'd kill him threw text while i wasn't even at work i was at a bar.
so they fired me for sexual harassment because "faggot" is a sexual slur, and it when i was having a meeting with the boss and the hr lady i was explaining to them that i called him a faggot not in the way that he's a homosexual but in the way that he's really fat and lame and was bugging me constantly calling and texting me.
but that shit just didn't fly.
at my job now I spanked this girl from mexico's fat ass (she's pretty cute) and she started yelling at me in spanish to leave her alone and i was like shit im fucked and tried to avoid her, but now when i come into work now she's heavily flirtatious with me and tells me she likes my hair.
and a few months ago i was walking back from the chinese store shitty af and i came up behind some dude and he turned around as if i was creeping on him (i wasn't its just he was walking slow and i was try to pass him on the side walk) and i was like "woooaah bud calm down its not like i was try to play grab ass with you" and grabbed his ass and he smiled and giggled and I passed him up and said "later bud"
my sexual advances aren't insidious and most the time I'm just messing around. like a while back i was walking to the chinese store and was in my head having a bad day and some girl said "DOUG?!" and i looked at her and evidently it was this chick that i had spoke to a few times online on datehookup and i just said "hey whats up" and just grabbed her and started making out with her for like 5 seconds and she pushed me away and said you can't just do that.
a week later she ent up inviting to her place to give me some of that pusssssssaaaayy!
You're a rascal no two ways about it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-22 at 7:14 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozbybut seriously I don't think id be considered a sex offender. I'm more of a sexual harasser but in a charming way.. like
*mmmmm chicken.. im gonna grab dat ass chicken*
its backfired on me a few times for sure but most the time my "victims" like it. theres this girl that works at the grocery store in my hood that i became friends with the last few years because we realized we were born on the same day same year ect.. and I know her husband hes a nice guy.
but anyways i went into heb (a texas grocery store for you yanks) and I was in a kinda tee hee drunk mood and saw her so i kicked her square in her fatass and she turned around and i was like "sup doll" and gave her a hug and she didn't say anything about it and went a long with but after that she gives me the cold shoulder so i try to avoid her as much as possible.
And I was fired from my best job ever hoboken pie by calling a co-worker a faggot and i said i'd kill him threw text while i wasn't even at work i was at a bar.
so they fired me for sexual harassment because "faggot" is a sexual slur, and it when i was having a meeting with the boss and the hr lady i was explaining to them that i called him a faggot not in the way that he's a homosexual but in the way that he's really fat and lame and was bugging me constantly calling and texting me.
but that shit just didn't fly.
at my job now I spanked this girl from mexico's fat ass (she's pretty cute) and she started yelling at me in spanish to leave her alone and i was like shit im fucked and tried to avoid her, but now when i come into work now she's heavily flirtatious with me and tells me she likes my hair.
and a few months ago i was walking back from the chinese store shitty af and i came up behind some dude and he turned around as if i was creeping on him (i wasn't its just he was walking slow and i was try to pass him on the side walk) and i was like "woooaah bud calm down its not like i was try to play grab ass with you" and grabbed his ass and he smiled and giggled and I passed him up and said "later bud"
my sexual advances aren't insidious and most the time I'm just messing around. like a while back i was walking to the chinese store and was in my head having a bad day and some girl said "DOUG?!" and i looked at her and evidently it was this chick that i had spoke to a few times online on datehookup and i just said "hey whats up" and just grabbed her and started making out with her for like 5 seconds and she pushed me away and said you can't just do that.
a week later she ent up inviting to her place to give me some of that pusssssssaaaayy!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-20 at 3:44 PM UTC in Compare NIS to Zoklet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-19 at 12:43 AM UTC in I am leaving Google foreverGoogle it ; )The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-18 at 7:58 PM UTC in Question for the NISThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-18 at 1:30 AM UTC in how much to tip pizza delivery guy?well if the pizza delivery guy is Bill Krozby the rapist then just give him a fiver, ya get me?
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2018-05-16 at 2:04 PM UTC in Making A Program That Calls My Work And Then Plays Music When I Answeryou should pre recorf some kind of believable conversation to have with your robot before it puts you on hold
then during the hold period have some breaks where it goes
hey u still there gimme a minute looking for my cardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-16 at 1:11 AM UTC in Have an old android phone,need to get info off it.
Originally posted by Grimace Are the emails contained within the stock email app, Gmail, etc?
this is important
you can usually export to file from within the app, if not you'll need to copy the actual data out of the application's data store (as root) into a user-acessible location like whatever path android uses for /home/ or /media/
actually if I recall correctly the stock apps usually use an sqlite database which is easy to dump but a little trickier than copying filesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
