2018-05-22 at 6:56 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
oh pashore sploo you are the living end
*rams a fake gay dildo up his asshole and runs away*
2018-05-22 at 7:14 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
but seriously I don't think id be considered a sex offender. I'm more of a sexual harasser but in a charming way.. like
*mmmmm chicken.. im gonna grab dat ass chicken*
its backfired on me a few times for sure but most the time my "victims" like it. theres this girl that works at the grocery store in my hood that i became friends with the last few years because we realized we were born on the same day same year ect.. and I know her husband hes a nice guy.
but anyways i went into heb (a texas grocery store for you yanks) and I was in a kinda tee hee drunk mood and saw her so i kicked her square in her fatass and she turned around and i was like "sup doll" and gave her a hug and she didn't say anything about it and went a long with but after that she gives me the cold shoulder so i try to avoid her as much as possible.
And I was fired from my best job ever hoboken pie by calling a co-worker a faggot and i said i'd kill him threw text while i wasn't even at work i was at a bar.
so they fired me for sexual harassment because "faggot" is a sexual slur, and it when i was having a meeting with the boss and the hr lady i was explaining to them that i called him a faggot not in the way that he's a homosexual but in the way that he's really fat and lame and was bugging me constantly calling and texting me.
but that shit just didn't fly.
at my job now I spanked this girl from mexico's fat ass (she's pretty cute) and she started yelling at me in spanish to leave her alone and i was like shit im fucked and tried to avoid her, but now when i come into work now she's heavily flirtatious with me and tells me she likes my hair.
and a few months ago i was walking back from the chinese store shitty af and i came up behind some dude and he turned around as if i was creeping on him (i wasn't its just he was walking slow and i was try to pass him on the side walk) and i was like "woooaah bud calm down its not like i was try to play grab ass with you" and grabbed his ass and he smiled and giggled and I passed him up and said "later bud"
my sexual advances aren't insidious and most the time I'm just messing around. like a while back i was walking to the chinese store and was in my head having a bad day and some girl said "DOUG?!" and i looked at her and evidently it was this chick that i had spoke to a few times online on datehookup and i just said "hey whats up" and just grabbed her and started making out with her for like 5 seconds and she pushed me away and said you can't just do that.
a week later she ent up inviting to her place to give me some of that pusssssssaaaayy!
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2018-05-22 at 7:33 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
anyways sploo whats that one metal band you that you would play where the album cover is a bunch of black and whyte bricks like its looking up (or down?) a well
2018-05-22 at 10:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
but seriously I don't think id be considered a sex offender. I'm more of a sexual harasser but in a charming way.. like
*mmmmm chicken.. im gonna grab dat ass chicken*
its backfired on me a few times for sure but most the time my "victims" like it. theres this girl that works at the grocery store in my hood that i became friends with the last few years because we realized we were born on the same day same year ect.. and I know her husband hes a nice guy.
but anyways i went into heb (a texas grocery store for you yanks) and I was in a kinda tee hee drunk mood and saw her so i kicked her square in her fatass and she turned around and i was like "sup doll" and gave her a hug and she didn't say anything about it and went a long with but after that she gives me the cold shoulder so i try to avoid her as much as possible.
And I was fired from my best job ever hoboken pie by calling a co-worker a faggot and i said i'd kill him threw text while i wasn't even at work i was at a bar.
so they fired me for sexual harassment because "faggot" is a sexual slur, and it when i was having a meeting with the boss and the hr lady i was explaining to them that i called him a faggot not in the way that he's a homosexual but in the way that he's really fat and lame and was bugging me constantly calling and texting me.
but that shit just didn't fly.
at my job now I spanked this girl from mexico's fat ass (she's pretty cute) and she started yelling at me in spanish to leave her alone and i was like shit im fucked and tried to avoid her, but now when i come into work now she's heavily flirtatious with me and tells me she likes my hair.
and a few months ago i was walking back from the chinese store shitty af and i came up behind some dude and he turned around as if i was creeping on him (i wasn't its just he was walking slow and i was try to pass him on the side walk) and i was like "woooaah bud calm down its not like i was try to play grab ass with you" and grabbed his ass and he smiled and giggled and I passed him up and said "later bud"
my sexual advances aren't insidious and most the time I'm just messing around. like a while back i was walking to the chinese store and was in my head having a bad day and some girl said "DOUG?!" and i looked at her and evidently it was this chick that i had spoke to a few times online on datehookup and i just said "hey whats up" and just grabbed her and started making out with her for like 5 seconds and she pushed me away and said you can't just do that.
a week later she ent up inviting to her place to give me some of that pusssssssaaaayy!
You're a rascal no two ways about it.
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