You are KR0Z Cop The slampigs want in! Can you defend Austin from SJW's and The New World Order?. Will you be able to defeat WEAK WHITES and escape the city through a tunnel that runs under the mexican border surrounded by ruthless cartel men?. THIS IS KR0Z DOGS!
It's currently being developed on the NES using the Mystic Searches engine and the NESmaker tool
The game is a top down action adventure shooter RPG game based on Legend of Zelda and Robocop for the NES.
Here is the current design document
I'm currently trying to convert this hit into midi and then into NSF with Famitracker so I can play it in 8 bit sound. Also would be nice to get an ultra compressed version of KR0Z's laugh to actually play on NES hardware but I suspect his vocal range may be beyond what the technology can handle.
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Interpersonal relationships are like selling a product, you have to advertise and sell yourself to people.
That's how you make it in the professional world, romantically and socially in general.
Look at Elliot Roger for example. He travelled a lot, had expensive clothes,a nice car and wasn't ugly. He had a strong desire to socialize and find a girlfriend but he failed miserably every step of the way and went out like a true incel warrior.
His failure in life was because he couldn't sell himself to peers, females, his family or even himself.
Your problem is obvious, you have the exact same profile avatar for over a year, probably longer and you post like once a week in T&T and only interact with technology related subjects in general.
You have to change your outer identity to reflect more what people want to see, this is different with every group of people but there are some obvious ones that everyone can relate to.
Like happiness, kindness, generosity, confidence. People that are associated with these traits are generally pretty well liked
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Did you think I was gonna say your username? Then it might be you dumbass.
Fucking loser.
Anyway
3. DontTellem
A remarkable broad in her 49s who has a little porcupine kid who I guarantee questions her own existence based on how fucking retarded her mom is
2. Cupocheer who is just literally probably one of the dumbest people on the planet and that's based off of 7 million people now? Pretty bad. She doesn't even know how to have a real conversation due to her self loathing inadiquicies.
1. Jill the cock. The guy/girl that has been trolling us all for 5 years I'd guess unless he was doing it for longer before I came around, the most massive faggot of all time, thee king of retard.
Eat
My
Shit
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I started talking to this older lady. She's 34, and her pictures looked alright so I started talking to her. I would consider her hott for her age and i talked to her a couple days over the phone for like 5 minutes at a time and the last time i was like hey lets hang, and she was like sure but i have a crazy 4 year old can you handle that?!
and i was sure whatever im just bored and want to get out of my place on my day off and she was like okay cool we're getting out of the pool (wow that just rhymed I'm like a rapper tonight) *turn table noise*
I came over and she opened the door and gave her a hug and her daughter was running towards me but wouldn't let me hug her and ran away and we laughed about it.
Anyways we were just sitting on the couch watching elena talking about our pathetic lives and horror movies watching a disney show evidently and her daughter came up and gave me a hug and said she loves me. And i felt good about her because she's sweet but she probably does that to every guy that comes over because she doesn't have a dad.
Anyways she went to sleep and stuff on the couch and i ent up convincing her mom to bang me several times and she was getting all lovely dovely with me and i went along with it and told her i will see her i will see her again (because she said she was afraid id just leave, which im sure most guys do, but i play things buy ear)
she tells me she wants me she works at a place where she doesn't make a lot of money (i'm not proud of where i work but i make more money that her) and she said how do you think i have this place (it was a pretty nice place) my dad pays for it.
I liked having sex with her and hanging out with her kid, but she kinda started getting jealous that i have more control over her kid than her because I'm actually fun.
I was all like "mai tige itz been doering it o me" and taking her purple cheeto from her when we were driving from her and she loved it and we had fun. So i proxily taughted (not that i know what that word means) her to be like bling bling and totse legend.
We've gone out to eat and i've met the bitches mom that lives down the street while her dad pays her bills and its pretty cringey, she even said i could marry her. It caught me up by storm because i love the child and stuff.
But i told her mother that she's a walking pandemic and clap trap and her house is a mess and left. I ent up texting her the next day and told her i was sorry and came over to her place and brought her daughter hersheys chocolate bar and she started bitching about she just bought browines from pizza hut (i was like more like pizza slut) and she got really moody and started crying and ran to her room and her and myself and her daughter and i went in there to ask her what was wrong, being very concerned (but i havwhere i like to get the real answers. And she said that nothing is wrong except the needs to adjust her anti-pissants and that her 4 year daughter and i are ganging up on her.
We were just having fun. It's like i can comeover and and fuck her mom when her child is awake so i have to play with her lil rambunctious kid until then.
People think I'm fucked up, but I'm nowhere near as bad as this "lady"
she had sex with an 18 year old kid and had a kid when she was 30 and wonders why she is "depressed"
I like her daughter because she has way more personality than her mom does, but whats fucked up is her mom literally last night crushed up melatonin and put it in her juicy bottle full of milk just to knock her out. then we just watched the shining and didnt even fuck, kinda gay if you ask me.
She told me that I taught her how to be
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stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
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im pitching the idea to my investor were going to call it Faggotsurf and i want the icon to be like a surfboard or something
It could be a Pic of you surfing on a dick in a sea of semen.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Got my leg amputated a week later, good fuckin friends I got huh.
WTF?
I remember in Kenya there was apparently tiny jellyfish. Their stings felt like little electric zaps.
Here in Ireland, due to overfishing, we get massive blooms of Moon Jellyfish. They are bastards, and appear in great big swarms, especially in the sheltered sea between Ireland and England. Once this summer there were so many I couldn't even go into the water, they were everywhere. Things are a little better on the Atlantic side.
One kid wound up in hospital at the beach I mentioned above due to being stung by a Portuguese Man O'War Jellyfish, which can grow quite large.
In summary, we need a final solution to the JQ.
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I too was stung one singular time, on the high seas of Clearwater Beach, one dark and dreary night. We merry band of travelers consuming spirits and fine fruits, made way to the oceanside, the tides unusually high amidst a nearby hurricane.
Upon a likely excessive amount of responsible ale consumption, we came in agreement and sought the company of the stirring sea and the pounding waves.
Plunging into the dark abyss we became shadow-like ragdolls being tossed about, not much unlike a jellyfish; the waves towering above us like Death himself.
Alas, a felt the peculiar sting upon my thigh of what resembled several babby mosquitos, and looked down to catch but the briefest glimpse of a human sized jellyfish.
In my intoxicated state I laughed heartily and carried on thrashing about in the whirling waters until eventually retiring back upon dry land.
Upon inspection of my upper leggal region I discovered an abnormally massive rash of red blotches and pus-like fluids embedded within it.
After a brief conference we concluded it twas but nothing of concern and ventured home.
Got my leg amputated a week later, good fuckin friends I got huh.
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