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  1. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    SpectraL is like Mr. Burns.
  2. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Quit shittin in my thread.
  3. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra if you just want to get entangled in human garbage, or if you're desperate for time, go for it

    if you want anything more than that, you're better off being patient and cultivating relationships more organically.

    How? I'm literally stuck in a cycle where I don't like socializing with people generally due to my lack of dating and real relationships and previous activities. I need some one-nighters, more strippers, more one-nighters, and a couple flings before I actually get into a real relationship. And a real relationship isn't very likely with my biological family situation(haven't talked them in like over ten years, at all) because the girl is going to have family and friends tell her to dump me because of it.

    I just need some affection. Those strippers gave me a little and I liked it a lot. I was kissing on their bodies and all. It was nice. Psychologically I need it.

    Originally posted by aldra making a practice profile is unnecessary though and will make you look bizarre if it ever comes up

    I'm not ever going to bring it up just like a lot of other things I've done in my life.
  4. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MrAsbestos Why would u spend effort on making a fake profoile when u canned make a real one. U make a Facebook account and all the sex app pulls off it is your name , education and employment info. U add pictures and a bio thru the sex app.

    For practice. Just so I don't make an ass out of myself. Also, I'm not putting any of that other info on the account. I suppose I'll have to put a picture of myself on the Tinder account but I'm going to wait until I trim down a little bit more.
  5. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Good luck with that.
  6. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I've never had a Facebook account and have never tried internet dating. I tried Myspace back in the day but deleted my account because I put to much personal stuff on it.

    Anyways, I just made a Facebook account and I'm going to give Tinder a try. I really don't date, at all, but I should start.

    First though, I was thinking about actually using one of my burner phones, to create an alias account(Facebook and Tinder), with pictures of someone that I find on the internet, and then start getting the hang of talking to people and setting up dates(except I won't show of course, or maybe I will because it's not like they'll know that it was me that was talking to them). But I'll do this somewhere where I don't live, like in a city a ways away.

    Is setting up a practice account a bad idea? Am I overthinking it all?

    Also, I have a shaved head because of my balding, is tinder not a good choice? I am fairly fit though with a slight build and lately since I've lost a lot of fat due to my 'mania'(according to Mmmq), I've noticed a lot more girls smiling at me and putting themselves in my path.

    Adivce...?
  7. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL So, I guess I'll be waiting awhile then… damn.

    You'll be long dead before you win on me.
  8. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, can you hurry it up at least?

    No. I started running and eating healthy in my early 20's. It's a part of me now. I usually have about 60 heart beats a minute, which shows that my heart is quite healthy. Also, when ever I see a doctor and he/she checks my blood pressure, he/she always says that I am healthy.

    Edit: Also, people usually tell me that I look like I'm in my mid-tweenties.
  9. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You're manic. That can last months.

    What happens when it ends?
  10. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Damn. How long will that last??

    As long as I stay healthy.

    You don't scare me Sparkle.
  11. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Obviously you're fucking manic Mondayed m8

    Nah. This has been going on for like a couple of months now.
  12. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Any of you have any limps, arthritis or back pain at all?

    No. I bend at the knees and eat healthy. I feel like I did in high school.
  13. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I loss my hair in my 20's. I just shave it. Better being bald than short, or fat.
  14. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I'm holding at 155. Slept for about two hours last night, woke up, ate breakfast, read for a couple of hours, went running for like 45 minutes, about to finish at eight hour shift, and will probably go out and run errands for the rest of the night.

    Sleep loss, weight loss, loss of appetite, high energy. I don't know what it is. Feels like I'm in a dream state. No drugs.
  15. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Before I die, I want a pics collage which shows every one of you kids as old people. I would hang that sucker right in the living room over the couch.

    We'll all outlive you at your bitter old age.
  16. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    lol
  17. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    There is a high chance that she does this to everyone. As guys hit on her, her self-esteem goes up. Nothing wrong with that though.
  18. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I'm bald but a lot of people say that I look like I'm in my mid tweenties.
  19. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter Have you ever actually gotten a boner from strip clubs?

    Of course. A hot girl, rubbing against me, I'm grabbing her ass and tits, kissing on her, she's grabbing me arms and gropping my cock...

    How could a straight guy not be aroused?
  20. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter I've never gotten an erection from a stripper, even the time time I didn't jerk off for a week and went. Don't understand how people actually enjoy those trashy whores. It just incites anger in me.

    These were lovely ladies. The one that was from Russia, who I immediately sat next to, told me she was adopted and had daddy issues(not sure if it was true). I actually didn't get a dance from her.
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