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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Bitch it’s me as an Avatar… or are you just too stupid to notice?

    What the fuck is an avatar
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ If I recleck-cleck (recall correctly) it was a story about a kid who was staying in a cabin on a ski trip with his friend and his mom or something which they did every year with their dad but the dad died and they thought his ghost came, if that rings a bell. And then one other one I remember giving me chills at the time was regarding someone getting trapped in the cellar of a store with some weird statue. I think maybe it was the way he told the story that made it creepier and also I thought it was a true story but I think I later learned it wasn't. Do you have a FAVORITE of his?

    I do not. He in fact is my favorite. He's cute but possibly balding.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I made a thread about him or at least mentioned him like 6 months ago. I enjoyed his stories for about a month and then I don't know if they were just getting stale or it was his voice or a combination of both but the way he talked started getting really aggravating to me like he obviously enunciates well but he talks in the same cadence over and over and it kind of pisses me off now like it just irritates my brain and I can't listen to his voice for more than a minute without having to turn it off.

    Plus he started using way more filler to lengthen his story telling and it just became outright obnoxious to me. There was one in particular where the story was almost 45 minutes long and could've EASILY been covered in 5 minutes but he just kept on with all these mundane details and things that were really irrelevant to anything and not in overly detailed Stephen King type of way where you're painting a story, more of a Jesus FUCK dude get to the point of the story kind of way.

    But he did tell a couple stories that I remember laying in the dark listening to and getting some of the chills tingly creepy feeling that i so desire. But yeah I just can't listen to his voice anymore plus those little things he says about the like button at the beginning of his videos make me cringe.

    Does that answer your question lol?

    Sufficiently
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I need help clothes shopping but i cant ask gay men because they see the size of me and are overcome with feelings of wanting their insides stirred up like a pitcher of kool aid

    Hm wonder who could help with that.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I wake up in the middle of the night and get a bowl of ice cream and pour Magic Shell chocolate syrup on it then wait a few seconds for the magic to happen then I eat it while watching a random youtube video then I go lay back down and fall asleep listening to more videos usually true crime related story ones or "horror" related stories to try and induce nightmares which has actually kinda been working lately which pleases me greatly.

    Have you ever watched Mr. ballin on YouTube? It's scary stories and murder stories. Great to sleep to
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Travel 💯♥️

    Bro why are you so enhancemented you look like one of the greys?
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood for every salt add a sweet


    Si
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood im gonna put potato chips in them

    That sounds good just don't add another salty element
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I hated her tbh, would send her mean texts. It felt like I wasn’t his favourite person anymore.

    You need to find a way to tell him this now so you can let it all go duder.
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Scron I believe in you. Make the cookies.
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster if I want vegan food I eat vegetables, I don't like all that wannabe impostor stuff

    It doesn't like you either
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson DO THE TEA EXPERIMENT AND GET BACK TO ME NIGGA! DRY HERBS ARE READY TO RELEASE THEIR FLAVOR IN A LIQUID MUCH MORE READILY THAN AN ALREADY HYDRATED FRESH HERB

    FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOL…as me old mum used to say.

    Your shitty pixelated link is horsepoop…I could probably find you a pixelated link saying horsepoop was a better garnish than cilantro…

    You're a grown man. Act like one. I mean Jesus you're fighting with scron for gods sakes. That's like affirming his life that you care this much and yet you are still wrong about herbs. Haha
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Are you currently in a position where you could go walk to your stove and just make a teeny little egg-only omelette for tasting purposes?

    No I wasn't and I still haven't made it but I ate a real egg today so it seems wrong to eat the fake ones at the same time.

    For now I'm going to make vegan nachos
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh. Ha. I should've known that was a REAL thing- the FAKE egg. I just wanted to make the Feggs™ joke.

    Does it taste a regular egg?

    Idk I just bought it today
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    That rice is terrifying looking. Just get a long grain basmati and call it a day fan.
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ One singular fake egg?

    https://www.target.com/p/just-egg-plant-based-egg-12-fl-oz/-/A-82029391?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&fndsrc=tgtao&DFA=71700000012732781&CPNG=PLA_Grocery%2BShopping_Local%7CGrocery_Ecomm_Food_Bev&adgroup=SC_Grocery&LID=700000001170770pgs&LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&network=g&device=m&location=9028301&targetid=pla-122594422609&ds_rl=1246978&ds_rl=1248099&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIroXCjeGt-AIVxhXUAR3dsQrZEAQYAiABEgLVTvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m getting incel vibes from the guy at the shop. He was trying to start conversations with me for a year, almost had a panic attack when he tried asking me out and must not be happy about being friend zoned immediately. I’ll give him a chance and all but I know nothing about him but there’s a small fear he could be like Solstice or one of the murderous ones and I deserve a better death than that. He’s not qualified to kill me.

    Why are you still talking about Solstic? Like you really need to work on your paranoia bro. Solstice couldn't hurt a fly if he tried lmao.
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you get Feggs™ brand or something generic?

    No, JUST egg
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant I haven't had those actually

    I decided to buy those fake eggs to try.
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    I solved a problem I've been trying to for about two days so now it's time to take a break and 💨💨💨
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