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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Watch out for roofies and tape ur butthole shut

    Lol I'll be fine
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid I'm a pool party

    That was me a few hours ago
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    And also soke fun folk don't forget them
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    Floaty
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Watching House of Gucci being plied with drinks but the old guy who likes to party in my apartment complex while my boyfriend makes delicious burgers for us.
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Imagine taking advice off some clam on the internet…oh ok bud, ur addicted to pills yourself but thanks for ur input

    I love that she calls people bud unironically. Is that a Midwest thing?
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting I went on a boat ride last night with my buddy and his q tip who just bought a cabin in mn. We drank beers n sat around. Today i went to work then took a big shit and left the fan off and the door closed so the next person will puke
    I left work early like i do almost every friday. Was going to go golfing with some friends but i opted out.
    Going to drive about 45 min away to pick up a door for my dads truck. Its got rust on the bottom. Trying to decide if i should cut the section out and replace or just paint the whole door and put it on.
    Might go tear up some trails on the rzr's tonight. Night rips are the goodest

    Whats your weekend plans

    Did you really just unironically mention a razor scooter? I suddenly completely believe this isn't an act and you haven't been laid in a decade.
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Transgenders are in way higher demand than wamens (hear me roar).

    For instance a transgender hooker can easily charge 25% more than a wamen (hear me roar).

    I have never heard of an mtf transexual complaining about being single.

    Kys
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    This thread was a good lol
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Dandy and stoned. ☺️ Lots of videogames and fun planned for tonight.
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Shrimp Alfredo but I guess that's Italian.... Umm what about nah actually I got nothing
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Randy, I am the liquor
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat do you guys fink hiring underaged prostitutes or offering underaged girls gifts with hints of something else is worth the risk?

    Kys
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Not one of your predictions has ever come true spectral, other than shit like "it's gonna rain" when there's a black cloud in the sky. Retards like you hurt the rest of the cause because then all the liberals think we are as ignorant and gullible as you.

    Kinda true
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Kys
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What's the word for when a word is spelled like how it sounds? Fuck that didn't make sense. Like.. when a word sounds like what it means. Like SPLAT maybe is an example. Someone here will know what I'm trying to say and I thank you in advance.

    Thank you in advance

    onomatopoeia?
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Also yes, I'd sky dive with a go pro.
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Xlite Is posting here worth it?

    Definitely not, and yet isn't it fascinating we all do it anyway.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Kenya is a mess

    I know but so quoteable.
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala

    Ohhh, I hadn't heard of that but now I get it thanks.

    You should get pierced at @bodyelectrictattoo if you're ever back in Cali. The shop is really cool to see and prices aren't that inflated considering he pierces celebrities. It's the same as shops in my town.
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