Posts by Incessant

1. 2022-06-14 at 7:53 PM UTC in What are you working on right now?
   Incessant African Astronaut
   I'm starting a side hustle from my hobby that brings me mental calm. Hopefully I can sell all my stock of succulent and cacti arrangements this weekend for Father's Day because it's 2022 and also some people don't have dads.
2. 2022-06-14 at 7:52 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Groceries from whole foods
3. 2022-06-14 at 2:57 PM UTC in Let's talk about our Mental Illnesses
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RIPtotse I have a hole in my boxers and I just pulled my flaccid circumcised head through it and it's funny because now it's just like a tiny little pink mushroom head is popping through a hole in my boxers.
   
   I'm gonna go cook some eggs.

   
   No way I'm cooking eggs too but I don't have a cool penis head accessory on my shorts.
4. 2022-06-13 at 3:26 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I am super weird about eating anyone's home cooking, I avoid doing so as much as I can. I also don't like eating with people's utensils or dishes

   
   How long have you suffered with OCD. Also who are you by the way? Someone should turn you into a muppet ya know?
5. 2022-06-13 at 3:25 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Making chai tea with golden mylk and working well I will work soon first I'm going to smoke and watch real housewives.
6. 2022-06-13 at 3:23 PM UTC in It only doesn't exist because you haven't made it yet
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no its a fabric that makes acoustics

   
   So a windbreaker?
7. 2022-06-11 at 2:23 PM UTC in Jan 6 Committee Starts Now
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump I don't care if you are 7 foot tall I will fight you and I will fuck you up.

   
   I'd pay money go see that. It will be like Goliath and jaba the hut on a hover round duking it out. Lmao
8. 2022-06-11 at 2:20 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Laying in bed a about to walk to the store for white claws and pool snacks
9. 2022-06-10 at 6:29 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Incessant African Astronaut
   On top of the world.
10. 2022-06-10 at 2:22 AM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Favorite is prolly the same as you but the red.
    
    Additions - frozen fish balls from H Mart, seaweed rolling papers, sesame oil or hot chilli crisp or both, those Naruto fish cake slice things, a fried egg, furikake, maybe some corn would be good, definitely yuzu. Also obviously don't do all of these at once I just do diff combos.
11. 2022-06-09 at 2:23 PM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Shut your filthy heathen mouth, faggot

    
    What the fuck did I do to you? Lay off the butthurt.
12. 2022-06-09 at 2:23 PM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Fake eggs?

    
    I haven't had those actually
13. 2022-06-08 at 3:13 PM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Walt Jr who thinks the fake bacon tastes like Band-Aids

    
    Well I like fake bacon or fake cheese fake anything really.
14. 2022-06-08 at 2:55 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Do you have a TikTok I can sub to?

    
    Honestly this is a good idea. We need to have some rural pole titty lives on TikTok to make money off of. I could see his niche fanbase now. Or maybe it's not niche since apparently half of America voted for trump but it's niche to me.
15. 2022-06-08 at 2:51 PM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Walt Sr's son

    
    Like Walt Disney or Walt from like death of a salesman?
16. 2022-06-08 at 2:48 PM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I'm so confused who is Walt junior?
17. 2022-06-08 at 2:44 PM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Word association when I hear Coolio I think dangerous minds when I think dangerous minds I think Michelle Pfeiffer or however it's spelled and when I think Michelle Pfeiffer I think of dangerous minds and when I think dangerous minds I think Coolio. Full circle shit
    
    Remember when she asked Emilio what happened to the other teachers, why did they all quit and he says "I ate them, and I'll eat you."
    
    Most iconic line in the cinematic history wow I have chills just typing it

    
    This was A1 posting
18. 2022-06-07 at 10:14 PM UTC in I miss Kafka
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Oh I see. Y'all got your wish. She's back under an alt. Enjoy incels!
19. 2022-06-07 at 10:13 PM UTC in I miss Kafka
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Ngl I thought about making an OnlyFans when I read this

    
    Of yourself?
20. 2022-06-06 at 4:31 PM UTC in I miss Kafka
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Re-read my 900 posts 🥰
    
    Makes me feel all warm & special 🥹

    
    No just the threads you created psycho