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  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Good. Killed the karaoke contest. Ive never sung that well before, i dont think. Acoustics and sound system were great. Was super clear n hit all my notes and runs. Ofc i was ready to fall over from all the G i took in the car, but it seemed to loosen up my throat pussy. I didnt buy a single drink for myself all night. Im so critical of myself all the time, and it felt good to have people turn to each other and mouth “holy shit” during my performances. Or buy me a couple drinks for the road as they were closing out their tab. If i win next week I get $500.

    That’s awesome. My kj forces my friend and I to sing somebody I use to know every time. He takes the background vocals out so it’s just us.

    I need to send you a video. There’s a country band that plays the first of the month and they did Tennessee whisky with a really good saxophone player.
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I guess it’s a good thing I’m not in a relationship with a Gemini. Did u know yhat absh sbd?



    It was an engagement party for one of my friends and there were a couple of spots for photos.

    Cool! I meant what did you cook. I know you’re a dank home cooks
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    ooOooO what is she making/setting up? Is there a Photo Booth?
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor so basically, like-a-said, you literary remind me of an older version of me, when i was a younger man *this is how, u remind me…. this is how u remind me..

    so what are we cooking this weekend fruys? im gonna order a knife and a sharpener cause i borrowed a knife and it waS too dull to cut the salt porn ( I USED SALTPORK INSTEAD OF BACON, i think bacon woulda been mo-betta ) so i got wicked-frustrated and hashe-slingeing-slashed my saltPORK and almost had a konyption-fit but then i digressed.

    and THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT

    I got a new knife set on sale at world market for $80 from $150. 8 pieces and one of those pieces is kitchen scissors with a wood block for it to all go in.

    I’m probably not cooking this weekend tho.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Me taking a bunch of drugs and attempting french cuisine while answering prompts about current events would be a fantastic channel

    Yeah let’s do it
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Damn lil bromo gettin me biscuit all torqued GOLLY.

    We gonna have to have the Better Bourguingnon Boys Battle thread pretty soon

    Can we make this a YouTube channel?
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  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao wth😂

    Well gone head then 💓

    Not demon hour 😅

    I’ll DM you the insta to watch if you want to tune in
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein In a candlelit bubble bath having the time of my life

    Yaaasss

    I’m parked in my parking lot waiting to go live for demon hour
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Despondent
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Wow that guy is even taller than my 6’8 boyfriend lol. I feel like I’m the same size as him until I look at how his femur is almost the length of my whole leg.
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Mal for president
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    I’ve never had beef borg.

    I make chicken noodle soup, chicken biryani, knock off P.F. Chang’s chicken lettuce cups, and Hawiiian pulled pork in my instant pot.
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox How do I conquer the world…

    Idk brain
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Ok, if someone can teach me how to post images and this time I promise I’ll actually pay attention….

    I’ll post photos of how these came out and I’ll revive this thread with new posts every week.
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    I can two step now. And I’ve been teaching other women how to.
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Watching my neighbors dogs at the park.
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein No but I am soon now

    I don’t know how I didn’t hear about it sooner.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    💓

    Yo, but have you tried cheese curds dipped in the vanilla custard?
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    I’m about to make an eggplant curry dish as well as brocolli cheddar soup and enchiladas so I don’t have to cook all week
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