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  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    And I still didn't give anyone up to the cops, just took the ride home when he felt regret and came back.

    I swear Texas is exactly what it says it is. You want a bitch willing to be abused, just come to Texas and she won't even complain about it.

    Even then I'm still not as much of a bitch as Kafka crying over some weak non existent claims against Sophie.

    Kafka would accuse and arrest a man just for looking at her wrong
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I have a little saved, land already, and I have some money coming up in a few years.

    I most likely won't be homeless. Maybe. I dunno.


    Trump talked about ending Social Security. I don't know if he meant Retro or next year but he got sidetracked from all the lawsuits.

    All that money paid into your extra social security benefits when you hit 67 he was going to take away. So for all the mill kids on here. If a Republican gets elected in. Think about this. You will all be homeless if you're not saving for your parachute. You will have none

    I never expected to get social security by the time I hit retirement age lol.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I wanna have your abortion

    Has no one informed your fat phobic self that Donald Trump is Startrek who is basically a character from Wallee in a hover round? Like this friendship based on nothing other than he's Irish and kisses your ass has been cracking me up this entire time. You wouldn't be so nice if he spoke to you on the street. You'd probably put your cigarette out on him and then tell people be tried to rape you.
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Perhaps you’ve become as unhinged as he is.

    And yet I'll never be as unhinged as you.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley well kafka if you are less of a set in stone person, i'm sure a lot of men would give you a chance but if it has to be the way you demand it, no one will ever fit your mold.

    Take music for instance, I don't like music that isn't gutter-quality violent drill rap. But I know all about emocore from 2004-2012 because of my ex who really enjoyed shit like The Used & Paramore & Hawthorne Heights. When I stopped being with her, I reverted to my own musical tastes.

    But the point being is if you love someone, you do things that make them happy, not because you enjoy them, but because you enjoy sharing something with them that they feel deeply about.

    That level of interpersonal connection maybe difficult for you to grasp as an person with autism but if you give it some effort maybe you can see how most people develop deep emotional bonds and how that effects their behavior. You can defeat autism through self awareness, but drinking vodka and living in a bubble of self described contentment won't get you there.

    This really is the apocalypse if Bradley is making sense.
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    Also anyone who doesn't care about this getting overturned is falling for the Kansas City Shuffle. Our right to privacy is even more gone than when the Patriot act was put in place.

    Just wait till they start coming for your guns and your dicks. Then you will care, but it will be too late. They're also looking to overturn an act that protects indigenous people's children because they want more babies to farm out to white adoptive parents.
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump In case you haven't figured it out yet, yes, I'm going to trade in Melania and get some bussy.


    https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertainment/news/a37291/playmate-izabella-hugh-hefner-sex-holly/

    Just like my good buddy Hugh, I find that my magic wand only responds to the tail pipe as I get older.

    You're such a fucking loser cosplaying as another guy who also has to pay for sex lolol
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master Or he OD'd and died, like lots of members here.

    Don't forget the possibility of rona
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    That things were going better than they are
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  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I wanna blow my brains out

    Don't be mad get glad
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Watch out for roofies and tape ur butthole shut

    Lol I'll be fine
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid I'm a pool party

    That was me a few hours ago
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    And also soke fun folk don't forget them
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    Floaty
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Watching House of Gucci being plied with drinks but the old guy who likes to party in my apartment complex while my boyfriend makes delicious burgers for us.
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Imagine taking advice off some clam on the internet…oh ok bud, ur addicted to pills yourself but thanks for ur input

    I love that she calls people bud unironically. Is that a Midwest thing?
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting I went on a boat ride last night with my buddy and his q tip who just bought a cabin in mn. We drank beers n sat around. Today i went to work then took a big shit and left the fan off and the door closed so the next person will puke
    I left work early like i do almost every friday. Was going to go golfing with some friends but i opted out.
    Going to drive about 45 min away to pick up a door for my dads truck. Its got rust on the bottom. Trying to decide if i should cut the section out and replace or just paint the whole door and put it on.
    Might go tear up some trails on the rzr's tonight. Night rips are the goodest

    Whats your weekend plans

    Did you really just unironically mention a razor scooter? I suddenly completely believe this isn't an act and you haven't been laid in a decade.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Transgenders are in way higher demand than wamens (hear me roar).

    For instance a transgender hooker can easily charge 25% more than a wamen (hear me roar).

    I have never heard of an mtf transexual complaining about being single.

    Kys
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    This thread was a good lol
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