Posts by Incessant

1. 2022-06-16 at 7:29 PM UTC in kitchek sink cookies
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson DO THE TEA EXPERIMENT AND GET BACK TO ME NIGGA! DRY HERBS ARE READY TO RELEASE THEIR FLAVOR IN A LIQUID MUCH MORE READILY THAN AN ALREADY HYDRATED FRESH HERB
   
   FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOL…as me old mum used to say.
   
   Your shitty pixelated link is horsepoop…I could probably find you a pixelated link saying horsepoop was a better garnish than cilantro…

   
   You're a grown man. Act like one. I mean Jesus you're fighting with scron for gods sakes. That's like affirming his life that you care this much and yet you are still wrong about herbs. Haha
2. 2022-06-16 at 1:59 AM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Are you currently in a position where you could go walk to your stove and just make a teeny little egg-only omelette for tasting purposes?

   
   No I wasn't and I still haven't made it but I ate a real egg today so it seems wrong to eat the fake ones at the same time.
   
   For now I'm going to make vegan nachos
3. 2022-06-14 at 8:56 PM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Oh. Ha. I should've known that was a REAL thing- the FAKE egg. I just wanted to make the Feggs™ joke.
   
   Does it taste a regular egg?

   
   Idk I just bought it today
4. 2022-06-14 at 8:32 PM UTC in Butter Chicken Curry - Resturant style skills confirmed
   Incessant African Astronaut
   That rice is terrifying looking. Just get a long grain basmati and call it a day fan.
5. 2022-06-14 at 8:30 PM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ One singular fake egg?

   
   https://www.target.com/p/just-egg-plant-based-egg-12-fl-oz/-/A-82029391?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&fndsrc=tgtao&DFA=71700000012732781&CPNG=PLA_Grocery%2BShopping_Local%7CGrocery_Ecomm_Food_Bev&adgroup=SC_Grocery&LID=700000001170770pgs&LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&network=g&device=m&location=9028301&targetid=pla-122594422609&ds_rl=1246978&ds_rl=1248099&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIroXCjeGt-AIVxhXUAR3dsQrZEAQYAiABEgLVTvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
6. 2022-06-14 at 8:17 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka I’m getting incel vibes from the guy at the shop. He was trying to start conversations with me for a year, almost had a panic attack when he tried asking me out and must not be happy about being friend zoned immediately. I’ll give him a chance and all but I know nothing about him but there’s a small fear he could be like Solstice or one of the murderous ones and I deserve a better death than that. He’s not qualified to kill me.

   
   Why are you still talking about Solstic? Like you really need to work on your paranoia bro. Solstice couldn't hurt a fly if he tried lmao.
7. 2022-06-14 at 8:16 PM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Did you get Feggs™ brand or something generic?

   
   No, JUST egg
8. 2022-06-14 at 8:02 PM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Incessant I haven't had those actually

   
   I decided to buy those fake eggs to try.
9. 2022-06-14 at 7:54 PM UTC in What strain are you smoking right now
   Incessant African Astronaut
   I solved a problem I've been trying to for about two days so now it's time to take a break and 💨💨💨
10. 2022-06-14 at 7:53 PM UTC in What are you working on right now?
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I'm starting a side hustle from my hobby that brings me mental calm. Hopefully I can sell all my stock of succulent and cacti arrangements this weekend for Father's Day because it's 2022 and also some people don't have dads.
11. 2022-06-14 at 7:52 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Groceries from whole foods
12. 2022-06-14 at 2:57 PM UTC in Let's talk about our Mental Illnesses
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse I have a hole in my boxers and I just pulled my flaccid circumcised head through it and it's funny because now it's just like a tiny little pink mushroom head is popping through a hole in my boxers.
    
    I'm gonna go cook some eggs.

    
    No way I'm cooking eggs too but I don't have a cool penis head accessory on my shorts.
13. 2022-06-13 at 3:26 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I am super weird about eating anyone's home cooking, I avoid doing so as much as I can. I also don't like eating with people's utensils or dishes

    
    How long have you suffered with OCD. Also who are you by the way? Someone should turn you into a muppet ya know?
14. 2022-06-13 at 3:25 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Making chai tea with golden mylk and working well I will work soon first I'm going to smoke and watch real housewives.
15. 2022-06-13 at 3:23 PM UTC in It only doesn't exist because you haven't made it yet
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no its a fabric that makes acoustics

    
    So a windbreaker?
16. 2022-06-11 at 2:23 PM UTC in Jan 6 Committee Starts Now
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I don't care if you are 7 foot tall I will fight you and I will fuck you up.

    
    I'd pay money go see that. It will be like Goliath and jaba the hut on a hover round duking it out. Lmao
17. 2022-06-11 at 2:20 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Laying in bed a about to walk to the store for white claws and pool snacks
18. 2022-06-10 at 6:29 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Incessant African Astronaut
    On top of the world.
19. 2022-06-10 at 2:22 AM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Favorite is prolly the same as you but the red.
    
    Additions - frozen fish balls from H Mart, seaweed rolling papers, sesame oil or hot chilli crisp or both, those Naruto fish cake slice things, a fried egg, furikake, maybe some corn would be good, definitely yuzu. Also obviously don't do all of these at once I just do diff combos.
20. 2022-06-09 at 2:23 PM UTC in why are all the "hot" women
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Shut your filthy heathen mouth, faggot

    
    What the fuck did I do to you? Lay off the butthurt.