User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. ...
  6. 152
  7. 153
  8. 154
  9. 155

Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked It means “But youre a light skinned/white girl”

    Yeah white girls was code.
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Kafka I get why you feel like you have to do this. But how well did it go when I tried to warn you about this place? And you have more than a decade on this girl in age.

    I’m not telling you to stop trying I’m just saying it probably isn’t going to work.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Scorn I don’t want to go to war with you because it’s like dumb. But anyone with a memory who has been here 3 years or more remembers you being obsessed with Loli anime shit.

    Are you actually upset because fox is another alt user that is less obvious than your alt using?
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    I’d like to commission a very tall viking and a very short fae in a beautiful place of your choosing.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Pero eres una guera

    Does this mean “you were a bitch” in Spanish? Or am I translating wrong?
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Watching a Christmas bobs burgers episode
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by maddie Move closer to the equator, then you won't have to deal with the drastic change from short summer nights to long winter nights.

    I think I am close to the equator already…
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by maddie Delicious.

    Still haven’t gotten up to do it. These long winter nights make me so sad and lazy.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    I think I’m going to make eggs and rice.
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Someone took a shit in the urinal at my neighborhood bar last night. I called it poopgate 2.0. So if that’s any indication of how my time is spent lately I probably need a reset too.

    All the bartenders love me and I have a key to two of their places for pet sitting. Mainly I just need to stop partying with white girls ever.
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    The energy is very bad today. I suggest you not let whatever this is eat you up and do something nice for yourself.
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Watch videos about Christmas traditions around the world and take yourself on a little virtual tour.

    Buy some cheap mugs or pots and plant succulents and cacti or start an herb garden. I guess it’s cold but maybe they will grow inside?
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Ick
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nope. the tanker collided with a cargoe ship full of guns and drugs.

    lotsa mergroids down there.

    Your try hard obsession has always made me laugh. Why are you even in this thread?
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    I’m the only person I know that everyone in the room wants to fuck or wants to talk to. But I’m completely alone. Always.
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    None because I’m trying to quit the tweeds
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    I’ll never forget when fona was building a desk at his old house on tiny chat and he took out the ceiling tiles because the piece of wood was too big.
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Mal would not run a greasy spoon she would make the flapjacks with sweet potato a nd the eggs would be vegan.

    Accurate post is accurate
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Going to the gym at this fancy hotel because I can’t stand any of the bitches at this girls night. But someone paid for this real so I’m getting all benefits.
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Gf said women have a hard time enjoying oral bc you guys are so self conscious and in your heads all the time, so you need words of affirmation n shit. I thought that would be annoying. Like the same way i feel about a girl saying “Yah ooh fuck my lil pussy with that big cock daddy”. I guess thats why you guys get off to romance novels n stuff. Every day you learn something new. I just assumed women knew, if it doesnt taste/smell good, imma just be like “Know whatd be hot right now? We ahould jump in the shower together”. I dont want editorializing when im getting my dick sucked just the quiet natural sounds of the gluckgluck9000.


    I guess that’s true but I’d say that only happens with a brand new partner or when you’re younger and more insecure. You need to be complimenting her more and making her feel secure if she still feels this way year into the relationship.
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. ...
  6. 152
  7. 153
  8. 154
  9. 155
Jump to Top