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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Who is the soyidiot that hired a female to run a men's group.

    Group coordinator, I don't even know if that means she RUNS the group or just makes some observations. It's not that unusual though. Hell there are all sorts of male guards that work in female prisons or sections of jail.

    If it was a "men's group" that was run by 100% female staff I'd say that's a little more on the wtf side but to have a few staff that are female isn't that unusual at all and I would bet anything that the "women's group" has male staff members as well.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker A simple smack to the back of your head would have fixed that.

    Lol if only parenting was that easy. I got my share of smacks upside the head. That just taught me how to pick my words even more carefully and become a better manipulator yet so as to prevent that in the future.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol if only parenting was that easy. I got my share of smacks upside the head. That just taught me how to pick my words even more carefully and become a better manipulator yet so as to prevent that in the future.

    *SMACK!!!*
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I’m getting incel vibes from the guy at the shop. He was trying to start conversations with me for a year, almost had a panic attack when he tried asking me out and must not be happy about being friend zoned immediately. I’ll give him a chance and all but I know nothing about him but there’s a small fear he could be like Solstice or one of the murderous ones and I deserve a better death than that. He’s not qualified to kill me.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Ig what creeped me out was him saying we could ‘try’ being friends. That means he’s gonna try shit.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker *SMACK!!!*

    Ow, Charlie. That really huht.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m getting incel vibes from the guy at the shop. He was trying to start conversations with me for a year, almost had a panic attack when he tried asking me out and must not be happy about being friend zoned immediately. I’ll give him a chance and all but I know nothing about him but there’s a small fear he could be like Solstice or one of the murderous ones and I deserve a better death than that. He’s not qualified to kill me.

    Why are you still talking about Solstic? Like you really need to work on your paranoia bro. Solstice couldn't hurt a fly if he tried lmao.
  8. Originally posted by Kafka I’m getting incel vibes from the guy at the shop. He was trying to start conversations with me for a year, almost had a panic attack when he tried asking me out and must not be happy about being friend zoned immediately. I’ll give him a chance and all but I know nothing about him but there’s a small fear he could be like Solstice or one of the murderous ones and I deserve a better death than that. He’s not qualified to kill me.

    What are the qualifications to kill you?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    COMEDY WITHOUT A NET
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What are the qualifications to kill you?

    I have a god complex so only I can kill me.
  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    holy fuk even this chick claims to be into k9 or a zoo girl and shes something teen form italy:
    https://instagram.com/clarissa_parigi?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I have a god complex so only I can kill me.

    too bad you'll be stabbed to death in London and die in an alleyway
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster too bad you'll be stabbed to death in London and die in an alleyway

    If that happens it will be because of my own doing so yes it is suicide.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster too bad you'll be stabbed to death in London and die in an alleyway

    They do say that the true Jack the Ripper was never caught, and he still may be lurking the alleyways to this day. I did the Jack the Ripper your when I visited London and it was a total rip off considering we never even got to see him.
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ They do say that the true Jack the Ripper was never caught, and he still may be lurking the alleyways to this day. I did the Jack the Ripper your when I visited London and it was a total rip off considering we never even got to see him.

    You went to London? When.

    I have never been out of the USA. I'm scared to fly over water
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders You went to London? When.

    I have never been out of the USA. I'm scared to fly over water

    Jazz band trip when I was in high school. Montreux jazz festival in Switzerland for 5 days, Paris 5 days and London 5 days. Many an adventure were had.
  17. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Jazz band trip when I was in high school. Montreux jazz festival in Switzerland for 5 days, Paris 5 days and London 5 days. Many an adventure were had.

    Did you eat a proper English Breakfast?

    Why was the white Chappelle tour a failure?
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Did you eat a proper English Breakfast?

    Why was the white Chappelle tour a failure?

    Yes. Tea and crumpets right? Absolutely.

    I don't know what the white Chappelle tour is.
  19. Originally posted by mmQ Yes. Tea and crumpets right? Absolutely.

    How about fish and chips? Did you have any of that good stuff?
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes. Tea and crumpets right? Absolutely.

    I don't know what the white Chappelle tour is.

    No, like eggs, beans meat, more meat and more meat and potatoes and meat.

    White Chappel is the name of the district Jack the Ripper was murking women in. Shit, you sure you went to England? I never have and know more details than you.
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