nothing. this is all i do
i have an orange tree in my yard and peel them on a regular basis with my hands and have never had a problem
youre doing it wrong
try using your teeth
that makes no sense...
the male equivalent of rape is the same as with the female version
2016-04-08 at 12:42 AM UTC
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Best Leg Workout Ever
if you want the best leg workout there is, fuck a tall chick in the back seat.
my legs are more sore than from a leg-day workout...
2016-04-07 at 5:17 PM UTC
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jedis vs Scientologists
fuck all religions. I don't want anything to do with a religion that advocates 'turn the other cheek.' if someone wrongs me the only cheek turning will be theirs: black and blue
2016-04-07 at 2:36 AM UTC
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Most embarrassing moment?
i never get embarrassed
getting embarrassed implies one gives a shit *cough* about what other people think
i could care less
2016-04-07 at 2:35 AM UTC
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Went to a gentlemans spa
no, the way you look really does scream 'ayayayyayyayay!!!' haji-ist
2016-04-06 at 4:32 PM UTC
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Galileo was a disinfo agent?
I've been at high enough altitude to see the earth is round. so. no.
2016-04-06 at 2:37 PM UTC
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Went to a gentlemans spa
if I were a tsa agent and I saw you trying to board an airplane I'd search you for a suicide vest
2016-04-05 at 1:20 AM UTC
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Age is just a number...
wait till the farmer catches you with his livestock then youll see how 'just' it is
2016-04-04 at 10:43 PM UTC
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Making the case for Islam
i can tell you right now the muslim chick pics are fake as fuck. yea, there are some haji hotties but the overwhelming majority of them are not only over weight, but once they have those portable tents removed their bodies look 'warped'...as in their hips dont match their waist...ankles...etc. they dont shave and have horrible skin tone. dont even ask about hygiene...their version of bathing is to marinade themselves with some hideous stink-spray
why do you think the haji males make them wear circus tents?
their cities are not clean. the main ones, high population density ones that are predominantly western-leaning, are just as clean/dirty as any city anywhere else in the world...except germany and japan. their sub-cities...as in the smaller ones...are shit holes. some dont even have streets. they make their food on rocks on the dirt roads. some of their homes dont even have roofs...and they were built that way on purpose. im not even going to get into building codes and the lack of following them. (anyone remember that moderate quake in haji-land a few years ago where so many buildings fell down and went boom? it was because the hajis sold the cements and steel reinforcement on the black market instead of using it in the actual construction)
