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2016-04-16 at 3:08 PM UTC in In Soviet Russia spam text message deletes YOU!5 years old...
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2016-04-16 at 3 PM UTC in Could enough condoms stop shrapnel from a grenade?if you can cover the end of the gun with about a freighter full of condoms...and the listener is about two miles away...and the wind is blowing in the opposite direction...the gun would be silenced somewhat
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2016-04-15 at 7:15 PM UTC in So I was wiping my ass with €500 notes todaypics or it didn't happen
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2016-04-14 at 4:23 PM UTC in top buzzwords of the last 4 yearsnigger.
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2016-04-14 at 4:19 PM UTC in Pulled the trigger on a Learjet 85 lease todaypics or it didn't happen
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2016-04-13 at 5:08 PM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this weekyou can't make this shit uphttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3534953/Mother-17-year-old-alleged-murderer-U-Texas-ballerina-convicted-prostitute-makes-porn-films-took-drugs-pregnancy.html niggers
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2016-04-13 at 4:43 PM UTC in The dumbest person you know
[FONT=verdana][SIZE=14px]One of my employees. I'm up near the top of the management chain, and have maybe 4 managers on the rung below me that she would have to answer to if I had the day off.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=verdana][SIZE=14px]She kept forgetting who was in charge and kept asking the wrong people for help. We even wear specific uniforms that show the pecking order. Even after a year, she was asking people to help her with things that they had no access to.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=verdana][SIZE=14px]She also didn't realize that dollar coins are worth as much as paper money. She'd ask if we could accept them, and if she did what she was "supposed to count them as." She was famous for asking questions that couldn't be dumbed down any further for her.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=verdana][SIZE=14px]To be fair, I think she was on some sort of anti-psychotic medicine that made her like a walking zombie. She'd say she saw floating heads that talked to her.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=verdana][SIZE=14px]I won't call her dumb, because that's dismissive of whatever her real issues are. I'll just say she was unique.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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2016-04-13 at 4:41 PM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this weekbig surprise. another nigger murders a non-nigger
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2016-04-12 at 3:52 PM UTC in Though I was bleeding out of my ass from drinkingsomeone got roofied last night
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2016-04-12 at 1:13 AM UTC in The dumbest person you knowsean payton, 52
goddamit this has got to be the dumbest nigger loving retard that has ever been shit out of a mulatto vagina
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2016-04-11 at 8:18 PM UTC in New World Orderi, for one, welcome our new world order overlords. id like to remind them that i can be helpful in rounding up other to toil in their dungeons as sex slaves
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2016-04-11 at 8:17 PM UTC in Church confirms aliensi, for one, welcome our new alien overlords. id like to remind them that i can be helpful in rounding up other to toil as their sex slaves
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2016-04-11 at 8:12 PM UTC in The dumbest person you know
My dads girlfriend…
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2016-04-09 at 9:23 PM UTC in Considering buying a hooker
I've hired two escorts and fucked both of them with no protection, because I'm smart. I think their rates were like $100 an hour or so, I can't remember for certain as it was roughly 10 years ago.
goddam....that is literally cheaper than what I pay for a date-nite with a chick. fuck dating...I'll just buy hookers. what did they look like? plus it's a guaranteed lay. try saying 'If I take you out to this $500 a night resort for the weekend are you going to put out?' to a chick and see how far apart you can get her ankles. (been there...done that...got the blue balls to prove it). and 'hey bitch...I spent $600 on this cruise, you're sleeping in the same bed I am completely naked...all you have to do is part your knees a little bit. you can even go to sleep.' annnnnd....blue balls. also...no rubber with a hooker? brilliant plan, syphilis boy. I don't even fuck most of my gf's sans-condom....that's flat out stupid. what'd be funny is if you got one preggo. -
2016-04-09 at 8:15 PM UTC in Considering buying a hookerall women are available if the price is right. any that say otherwise are either lying or stupid. after all...marriage is nothing more than legalized prostitution
i know of many women who have exchanged rental of their orifices for material gains
some examples i know of:
- a hottie who had waaaaay too much to drink and could have been a model exchanged a night for a mustang (book value about $5k)
- a 'meh'-looking 40-something (but had breasts any 18-y/o would be envious of) whos price was $500
- a marginally attractive milf-ish married mother of two whos price was $10k
- an attractive pre-model whos price was from $20 to $50
i also know of a chick who was a model, married to a much older doctor (who would have gone ape shit and dumped her ass in half a heartbeat if he found out she was fucking around on him), who fucked a nasty shriveled old faggot who offered her $150k, but after he was done, re-nigged on the offer. that situation had nothing to do with me. firstly there is no chick i'd pay that much to fuck, and secondly, ive never re-nigged on any verbal promise ive made to a chick if she keeps her end of the verbal promise
another chick i know of told me she fucked a guy for $1000. i dont know if she did or not but my impression was she was dropping hints that she wanted me to pay her to fuck her. if i hadnt been seeing a chick who was much hotter...although probably just as expensive...i'd probably have taken her up on the offer.
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2016-04-09 at 10:59 AM UTC in Well, i'm fucked...pics or it didn't happen
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2016-04-08 at 1:34 AM UTC in Is doing a cuck the male equivalent of doing a rape?
He was giving a high minded exploration of the nootropic effects of nutmeg.
sounds about right.
...after smoking a 5lb crack rock
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2016-04-08 at 1:33 AM UTC in Is doing a cuck the male equivalent of doing a rape?
Nutmeg made me watch this video for 4 days straight, which has noticeably improved my intewwigence.
not even a little bit
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2016-04-08 at 1:06 AM UTC in Sexual Boredom
Maybe you should branch out from fantasizing about ass fucking men and actually get laid to spice things up a bit.
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2016-04-08 at 1:04 AM UTC in Best Leg Workout Everyes, but mostly only cardio...unless its a fat chick
plus, a guy would need more than one chick to keep up a consistent workout routine since chicks get sore too easily and quickly
