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2023-09-08 at 1:44 AM UTC in Do you hit it?!?!?The temptation is great but only Allah can make me feel euphoric. When you have danced with the Sufis, what joy can worldly chemicals truly provide you? Walahi brother, that shit isn't worth it. It will kill you. Just speen.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-17 at 3:42 PM UTC in Do you think women can fathom heavy ass weight?I dig that casual misogyny from a "funny haha" standpoint but like... damn, bags... who hurt you? What was that bitch's name?
Surely there is a cutoff for weights you can simulate mentally based on the data you've gathered from your experiences lifting heavy stuff, yeah? Like you can imagine 500lbs, but that's probably pushing it. 1000lbs? 2000lbs? 99999lbs? There is an upper limit. Given that women, on average, have a lower max weight they can actually lift, maybe it stands to reason there's a cut-off for accurate mental simulations that's lower (again, on average) than that for males... but it doesn't really stand to reason they can't do it at all for "heavy weights" (vague ass term, but I feel you).
Also: you gotta remember, women be observing and trying to understand people. Men, despite their best efforts over the course of human history, are still fairly described as "people". This implies that women be trying to understand what it's like for you to lift 300lbs, and they can use the visible strain it causes you to gauge how that might feel for them. You see another girl struggling with 75kg to the same degree as a guy trying to bench 300lbs, and you have a pretty good idea of what it's like to bench 300 based on your experiences struggling with 40kg to the same degree as the girl struggling with 75kg. 🤓The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-17 at 12:11 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by aldra Biden's going to israel tomorrow. hmm.
He's an old men (or possibly 3 old men playing the character of a dead man) at this point, and if the sitting president were to tragically [appear to] die in a Palestinian attack... hahaha, boy that'd really be the end of Palestine. I'm sure he'll be fine.
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2023-10-17 at 11:19 AM UTC in Just took 450MG bundy
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Guys help how do I pee on bundy I need to pisss
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back when i was a teenager i got catheterized a handful of times for this until i figured it out. worst case scenario, hit up the er and they'll jam a tube up your peehole and sort you out. it's terrible, but it'll work. there are other ways to solve this though. there are two ways of approaching that in my experience (aside from the peehole tubes): try to relax, or try like hell to force it. probably end up doing both in the end, but you never know.
to relax, a nice warm bath is a great place to start. also try to stop freaking out about not being able to piss, because that's probs making you tense up and you wanna be doing the opposite of that to get the stream going. when you normally piss, you don't think about pissing. you just piss. easier said than done after enough bundy, but chill out. it's not [immediately] life threatening - i had 2L in there at one point, according to an ultrasound. also: sleep is the ultimate relaxation, and a great way to reset your brain - if you can manage to pass out for a couple hours, solid chance that by the time you wake up it'll be a non-issue.
to force it: force it. pop a squat on the toilet. roll up a bath towel and put it into your lap to apply extra pressure to your bladder. hunch over and grab your feet for leverage. really go to town. and then keep going. and keep going. you might only get a couple drops out at a time at first, but eventually you'll get the hang of pissing again and be able to get a steady flow going. be prepared to spend an hour doing nothing but trying to piss. it's doable tho.
this is one of the least fun side effects of bundy up there with puking. eventually you can kinda get the hang of it and it becomes less of an issue, but it's like your brain needs to form some "i'm high on bundy"-specific 'how to piss' connections and it took me a while being a massive fucking degenerate addict back in the day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-13 at 5:16 AM UTC in Started my own business recently that others can replicate to great success.
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2023-10-15 at 2:47 AM UTC in Why do Black Rappers like Trump so much?he's been to jail, he's a real niggaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-15 at 5:23 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2023-10-15 at 5:06 AM UTC in Why do Black Rappers like Trump so much?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-15 at 3:21 AM UTC in Why do Black Rappers like Trump so much?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-14 at 9:24 AM UTC in Please don't feel offended by what I sayI hate just about everyone too... but not equally, and in extremely intricate, complex, and varied ways. Humans suck, but not being able to verbalize the ways in which a given person or group sucks shouldn't be a point of pride. We have all these beautiful ass languages with all these amazing words that can perfectly contextualize the exact shitty nature of the jedi, and it sounds like you're just afraid to use them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-13 at 2:14 PM UTC in Post your favorite rap versesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-13 at 5:53 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by aldra but just as predicted, there's no way to know what's real anymore
Based. This means everyone has to go off their gut feelings and how much they like the people in question, so Israel will surely be fine. I believe Israel because Israel is cool and Palestine isn't cool and that is literally the most compelling justification anyone can give for their beliefs from here on out. THE RADICAL SKEPTICS STAY WINNING. HAHAHAHAHA. CONFRONT YOUR FEABLE EPISTEMIC GROUNDS FOR BELIEVING ANYTHING. DON'T BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES! MUAHAHAHAHA NOTHING IS REAL. EVERYTHING IS FAKE. YOU ARE ALL ALREADY MINDLESS PUPPETS DANCING TO THE TUNE OF THE MACHINE.
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2023-10-13 at 2:13 AM UTC in New Totse Tape Just Dropped
Originally posted by Sudo He literally left lubricant at an arson scene so there was likely a sexual component
That's what I was thinking, but there's a solid chance the lube was already in the truck and the guy in question was just tryna play it off like "no honey, it was the arsonist who put it there - what a fucking weirdo".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-12 at 9:35 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Its also hard to not see 6 billion in unfrozen Iranian assets and one of the most glaring international intelligence blunders in recent memory- as anything other than some VERY deliberate calculus on someones part. The more you learn of history, the less willing you are to believe in coincidences.
Cohencidences.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-12 at 8:34 PM UTC in ain't I rightThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-12 at 4:50 PM UTC in You got any old consoles/game tech?I wanna play Power Stone 2.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-12 at 4:49 PM UTC in You got any old consoles/game tech?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-12 at 1:23 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by aldra
What is the calculus here? Why is any celebrity thinking "now seems like a great time to wade into what is quite possibly literally the most fraught and vicious ideological conflict in world history"? Even if you thought it'd get you casting calls or something, it seems like a fucking dumb move.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-11 at 12:02 PM UTC in Sean.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-11 at 2:05 PM UTC in Sean.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
