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Mash is unironically the Messiah

  1. #1
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    And I am meant to interpret for him, but I can't because the devil tricked me into huffing too much petrol as a teenager.
  2. #2
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    maybe he just wants to fuck
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  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *not enough petrol as a teenager

    Yeah maybe he just wants to drink smoke and fuck. Maybe that's what we all really want at the end of the day. To drink. And then to smoke. And then, of course, to fuck. In any order, often simultaneously.
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  4. #4
    If the messiah really did come back we probably wouldn’t know or care. He could walk into time square and start doing miracles and people would tell him to go back to palestine and throw stuff at him
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox If the messiah really did come back we probably wouldn’t know or care. He could walk into time square and start doing miracles and people would tell him to go back to palestine and throw stuff at him

    It was and is Criss Angel. Nobody ever believes me though.
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  6. #6
    Lanny Bird of Courage


    lol this shit low key spooked me out a bit. Mash has some kind of black magic juju going on 4 sho
  7. #7
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Sean Twist Wears 4,000 Year Old Foot/Shoe Supports.Com
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's evident that you want to have sexual intercourse with a one - Sean Twist, esquire. Just ask her and stop beating around the bush. Give her a petrol rag you can probably do anything you want.
  9. #9
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    1.89 Pebble
  10. #10
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mashlehash 1.89 Pebble

    And see? This is why you wear the 4000 year old soles - otherwise the stones in your boots really start to hurt.
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  11. #11
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    We know who we are, all you need to do is Walk Up Those Steps?
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Popplet
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    Originally posted by mmQ It was and is Criss Angel. Nobody ever believes me though.

    I like that one where he pulled people in half in the park and the legs and hip went running around with everyone screaming. Good times.
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    got a link for a fellow ? as I forgot how to open a new tab and type in ' criss angel puulls people in half in the park and their legs and hips went running around'
  15. #15
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You kno11, he's 32 old.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
  17. #17
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    lol it's actually sharp
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    Originally posted by mmQ got a link for a fellow ? as I forgot how to open a new tab and type in ' criss angel puulls people in half in the park and their legs and hips went running around'

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  19. #19
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    In The Jungle You Must Wait Until The Board Read 5 or 8
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ahahaha
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