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  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra

    Hez using bigger unguided rockets now since there's not much chance of them being intercepted

    BURKAN type levels the radar station at Jal Al-Alam on the border

    lol



    idk how people on twitter saw a rocket like this and drew the conclusion that it's "highly advanced weaponry beating the iron dome". like holy shit lmao if it's beating the iron dome it's because they're firing that shit from down the street and not giving the israelis enough time to respond. iron dome can't intercept hand grenades either, it doesn't mean they're next gen weapons tech.
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  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Third Temple

    Why do you even pretend, briefly, to be anyone other than yourself? lmao

    "It's totally not me this time fuys."

    Stahp it, get some help.
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  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    this is bullshit i do NOT like being sober i need bembo brane
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  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Have you noticed how the kids are retarded and culture is dead? As in every video game, TV show, movie, etc franchise is dog water now? Every novel written is genre fic or YA garbage? Everything, everywhere, in every corner of our society is low-minded, lowest common denominator trash? Yeah. The simulation is resource deficient. Things are not going well on the outside. Nuclear hellfire inbound on the inside. Sorry folks.
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  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    They have made their race hated even by the most soy morons on earth, all for a scrap of coastal real estate.

    I've seen enough HOI4 gameplay to basically call GG upon seeing this. You tried, Hamas.
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  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What's the first thing that comes to your mind when I say the words "pork chop"?

    sandwiches

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  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    hardcore is a way of life
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  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by totse2118 code or chrome?

    code

    im a digital worm

    do u still love me

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  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Don't ever dumb down your vernacular for me

    (Not that I know what that word means)

    RIP 🙏

    It's not so much a dumbing down thing as it is... just using the words I think people expect to hear? It's basically "code switching", except I'm white and so are you. I dunno. There's a bunch of different ways of speaking and I don't know if any of them are dumber than the others. AAVE and Southern dialects/accents seem to get a lot of flak for being 'dumb' I guess, but I just see them as options. 🤷‍♀️
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  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Why did you call it petrol instead of gas? This fucks me up you're not British, is this regional wit da mandem in yo city? I always think "huffing gas" as being an indigenous activity that would be closer to your proximity than anyone who says "petrol" or anywhere u would publicly read it. Is it a reference I'm not getting? Why can't I stop thinking about this?

    In all honesty: this started life as a PM to someone who speaks Bri'ish, but I was like "nah fuck it this'd be funnier as a thread" and so I just copy-pasted it to here.

    If I've done the same before, it is also likely because I was trying to communicate with someone who'd call it petrol IRL. Also I specifically don't like saying "huffing gas" because I am autistic and it sounds like I'm talking about huffing some non-specific gaseous thing, so I'd probably default to "huffing gasoline" in conversation with you if we were talking about it. Honestly though, I dunno: my dad is from Liverpool and I grew up hearing British words/pronunciations a lot, so they feel pretty interchangeable to me - he calls it petrol and pronounces "garage" as "gare-edge".
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  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mashlehash 1.89 Pebble

    And see? This is why you wear the 4000 year old soles - otherwise the stones in your boots really start to hurt.
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  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka You are being electrically rewired every moment by the people you interact with.

    I ain't interact with nobody though.
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  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra https://twitter.com/JM_Szuba/status/1718059754172330057



    the US sees what's coming and wants to wash their hands of it

    jedis wanting to kill kill kill, and a representative for the empire they're nominally subservient to (but actively subversive against) wanting to wash their hands of the situation despite the fact that they are the reason it's possible in the first place?

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  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    brainwash me with ur ect machine mommy
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  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Wariat fuys they caught me at the club with an underage german girl and they said i had to get on the train with these nice jedi families



    fuys? where are they sending me fuys?

    oh no
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  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Aw. That's a bummer. I really liked her. She was sweet.
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  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Who are you..? John John Joke, inventor of John Joke jokes?
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  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra

    idk how pajeets do it man they're so brave and i respect them so much idk if i could handle knowing that at all times a sniper has a bead on my forehead but they just live like that somehow its honestly so impressive truly they are the most powerful race superpower by 2020 2030 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 good morning
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  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka I like being on top but not doing the work because it can be like a hug as well where I don't have to look at their face or I can choke them. I'd give them coke beforehand so they last.

    I tend to cover my own face because I'm shy and pure like that. Also I've only managed to bust a nut like 4 times in my life from sex - I basically only fuck as a selfless act of love, for other people's pleasure. wsg bbygirl lets hang out
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  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by TORTILLA u have allowed urself to be brainwashed by a meth addict tweaker

    the funny part about this is that you were a meth addict tweaker and a miserable drunk when you told me you wanted to put me on the farms your own damn self. i didn't need any brainwashing (although i woulda appreciated it, brainwashing is hot).
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